Comments | fia5co: You're the most sensitive man I know, and I know God

fia5co

You're the most sensitive man I know, and I know God

May 01, 2007 06:00

Ooooooops, slipped out of communication for a couple of months there. Let's quickly blame anyone but me and all try to get on with our lives. I'm currently at the end of an epic battle of endurance, having done no less then eight thousand shifts in a row. All I know is work now. I am a machine, a call processing automation, an expendable product of ( Read more... )

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sephiroth12of12 May 1 2007, 06:47:32 UTC

Congratulations on getting your latest post out, I have to say watching you slave, sweat and toil over this has been most entertaining.
The result is something akin to...

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fia5co May 4 2007, 05:36:48 UTC

Thanks buddy. You know few people appreciate the effort that goes into one of these posts, first of all I have to prepare mentally for several... OH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!! THAT PICTURE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF HIDEOUS!! FEED ME OATS, MORE LIKE FEED IT FUCKING BULLETS!

shiftplusone May 1 2007, 08:38:44 UTC

Nightshifts keep you young, it' a scientific fact!!

It also causes you to slowly loose your mind and for moths to gather in your pants, but hey, that's the price of youth folks!

Note= moths are gone and my skin is crispy now, yay, i look my age at last!

fia5co May 4 2007, 05:39:50 UTC

Sometimes I think the collection of singing moths in my pants is the only thing keeping me sane.

**warning plagiarism alert: joke totally ripped off from Red Dwarf***

shiftplusone May 4 2007, 05:42:14 UTC

If i didnt have a live dove in my pants, i'd jump over that table and smite you.

fuktperkusiv May 1 2007, 15:48:03 UTC

Hahaha, that was a BRILLIANT update! An excellent read. Jolly good job :)

(Thank you, I appreciate your thoughts and love. I also really appreciate you loaning me that money, thank you thank you thank you!)

fia5co May 4 2007, 05:42:36 UTC

Thank you so much!! It's feedback like this that makes me glow for days and not throw my journal into a plague pit :)

Hope you're doing good and can't wait to see ya's soon! :D

wintermute9366 May 1 2007, 16:53:34 UTC

RE: I don't know how to make sweet potato pie or violently fling my creator through a window

Mother will be pleased. Good the see you shuffling through cyberspace with the aid of a zimmer frame.

Come along to Resurgence on sunday where the rest of us old folk shall ensure that it will forever be 1998

fia5co May 4 2007, 05:45:17 UTC

Yeah, I am like totally there at Resurgence man, I mean like literally, but err not literally - literally right now. You know what I mean. Jeez I'm tired, wooooo!

mixnmojo May 1 2007, 18:04:05 UTC

I SHOULD BE MORE CHAIR-FUL IN THE FUTURE!

Genius! That's the kind of comedy gold that will see us right!

I fully intend to use that at some point in my life.

fia5co May 4 2007, 05:50:31 UTC

I intend to fill these updates with twenty times the amount of puns. We just don't see enough punning nowadays. Unfortunately I cannot think of a witty pun to end this comment on... Shite!