Believe it or not, I am still around. I do still read my friends list and I haven't fallen down a ravine and broken my spine. Every single night there is in fact an unseen life and death struggle where I attempt to write an award winning update and every single night this meets with abject failure as I complete the first paragraph then stare ( Read more... )

Hey, you kids like rap don't you, Right?

RIGHT?

( Aww fuck )

You know when everything's wrong, but it's all so trivial you look like a moron complaining about it? Yeah well I'm going to risk moron status and list a load of the trivial things bugging me, then I can work out a few simple conclusions and act on them, improving my life one hundred percent so I can follow my dream of living on a desert island in ( Read more... )

Christmas may be over folks, but that doesn't mean we can sit around all day drinking beer resting on our fat fat laurels. No, we have a whole new year of eternal darkness and suffering to force our way through. This time last year I made up some dumb assed list of New Years resolutions which I totally failed to achieve. This year however, I'm ( Read more... )

Oh noes it's another thrilling year for me to live through. Christmas is over, I'm back in Port Portsmouth and even worse, back at work, right now, errr working. Not that I can complain in anyway as Xmas was pretty damn fun. Going home sorted out my messed up head a treat and just about every day was spent either full of food, drunk in a pub or ( Read more... )

That's it. That's me done and well and truly dusted folks. This is my last ever shift of this year ever! and thus my last ever post of 2005. After this, I'm going to rush out and get as holy cosmic drunk as possible and try to catch any sort of train moving in a northwards direction. Sometime later I'm hoping to awake at my parents house to find I' ( Read more... )

I remember the days when I used to post more than once every three months. I remember the days before big_size used to have to text me every two weeks to see if I'd committed suicide yet. I remember when I was young and so were you and time stood still and love was all we knew. I can't however remember most of Friday night and Saturday because I ( Read more... )

I have never been so goddamn depressed.

Sweet Jesus, I think I need to revaluate most of my entire life. I've just spent two solid days in my room in the dark, curtains drawn, window shut, levelling up my character in an online computer game and only sleeping when exhaustion took over enough to make me fall off my chair into bed. Even then I missed the bed but still had vivid dreams ( Read more... )

Valentines day has long since gone, but that doesn't mean you can't have a bit of romance at the end of the summer. I got the boxed DVD set of World at War through the post yesterday morning, so I'm feeling pretty loved up at the moment and thought I'd write the most romantic song in the world to celebrate the most powerful of all human emotions. ( Read more... )