Discovery of the day

[fiachra]

Apparently there's a reason I don't seem to get anything other than average or substandard service at Hooters, and to a lesser extent, sports bars/grills(like Macados if you have one in your area).

Care to guess why? Answer will be posted later.

Comments

[dazzababe]

Well, when you get down to it, Hooters is the same as Applebee's or Friday's, just more sexed up. I've only been there once and got decent service. Maybe it was because I was (a) the only chick in the joint and (b) I looked as good in the clothes as they did. Heh.

[xforge]

Bah, like those high-maintenance chickies in friggin' gold tights deserve any attention. Bah!!

[fiachra]

Never really been my thing anyway... I'm a really big lech but those outfits just seem somehow make them about as sexy as a mannikin between the bulletproof tops and inch-thick hose.

[xforge]

No joke, and the pushup bras they wear, I think those literally WOULD deflect up to about a .50 cal or so.

I yoosta hang out at a joint in Orlando called Crazy Wings, now THOSE girls, whoof. Filmy nylon shorts, no stockings, ribbed wifebeater tank top 3 sizes too small, whatever underthings they thought would get them the most tips... now THOSE were the T&A waitresses.