Cynical News Digest of the Morning
Dear Paris,
This is not middle school, this is the judicial system. Petitions don't work, especially if you dont even spell words like "sign" correctly. You've used all your american aristocracy get out of jail free cards, and now you have to spend 45 days in jail. Deal with it. Its not a death sentence, its a month in a half. Pay your damn ( Read more... )
This is not middle school, this is the judicial system. Petitions don't work, especially if you dont even spell words like "sign" correctly. You've used all your american aristocracy get out of jail free cards, and now you have to spend 45 days in jail. Deal with it. Its not a death sentence, its a month in a half. Pay your damn ( Read more... )
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"Karma is a bitch. So is Paris Hilton. So it only makes sense that the two would crash together, with unspeakably awesome results. There is NOTHING more fantastic than Kathy Hilton ranting about how much they spent, NOTHING as satisfying the long arm of the law finally reaching out and choking somebody with no redeeming qualities, and NOTHING as awesome as imagining Paris having to sleep on an uncomfortable cot underneath a burly, hygienically challenged, tattooed, pierced, and lightly mustachioed cell mate named Bertha. Today, even if it feels kind of bad for flashing its bitchpants, the world is full of glee. VICTORY IN OUR TIME."
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