w o w

[fib]

Did our tax return today. I still have a couple questions to get cleared up, but it looks like we will owe the government our first born.

Good thing we don't want kids.

hmmm... I wonder if that will be a problem and if so, how will they handle it? Force us to procreate?

What if we refuse?

Will they settle for monthly installments of flesh and

Comments

[staticengine]

Yeah, I'm wondering just how wealthy one must be in order to benefit from these "Republican Tax Benefits." I thought I was doing okay, but apparantly I'm not doing well enough.

[fib]

yea, no, you really should get off your ass and do something.

geez. ;)

[fib]

yea, that's why we get in trouble. Last year we had a ton of write-offs from the business, but this year I was too busy to keep it running, so we got the Ol screw-ola.

apparently time to get the website back up.

[cynickal]

I was thinking thaty could lyposuction their pound of flesh out of my ass.

[fib]

yea right.

However, if that's an option, perhaps I could sign up!

We'll be in the clear for the rest of our lives!

[msmaguigy]

I'm guessing that they will move in, bring all their stuff with them, eat your food, NOT get jobs, throw food [that YOU paid for with money that you already owe THEM] on the floor, window blinds and walls and then say, "What's THAT? What's THAT? What are you DOing? What are you DOing? I try? I try? I have some more? Can I have a cookie? Can I have a cookie? How about some cheerios? Can I have some cheerios?"

Yep.

Since you don't already have a first born, they'll just take your sanity and patience. The above scenario should pretty much cover it. HAVE FUN! ;)

Fib - sanity+patience = $0.00 balance owed.
Congratulations!

ha HA!

[fib]

once again I shall foil the plans of "The Man" as my sanity has left long ago and I have but a thimble full of patience.

hahaha! I win!

Take that "The MAN"!! *shakes fist at the sky*

mmmmm... coooookie.

Can I have a cookie?

Re: ha HA!

[msmaguigy]

Sure! What's your favourite? (cookie?)

[billyname99]