Not at all what I meant to write for Mona, but the muse is a fickle at the best of times and won't play with any of the Ard characters without Mona's contribution.
And if the muse is fickle, then I am purely perverse, because what do I offer up? Gen. G rated Gen. Perhaps the smut mojo will come back now that this is exocised.
(
fold, fallow, and plow )