Was gonna be long and fun and stuff, but then I got out of bed and don't know what to write
Shit happens eh?!

...my life flashed before my eyes as a taxi driver nearly caused me to crash into him. Fuckin tosspot.

... I could be your umbrella ( Read more... )

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Benton makes me sad but also reminds me what a cock you are.

[x] been drunk ( Read more... )

and I am going to Glasgow a week today... woowowowoow
raaaaaaaaaaaae
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What a week ( Read more... )

Went round to Jacko's and had two or three bottles of beer and then we set off to town after he kicked my ass at pool about 5 times. HA ( Read more... )

We shouldn't just blame the girls