No, Mr. James, I expect you to die.

[ficklelugi]

Mr. James dies today.

I’ve put a contract out on him.

Mr. James is the name I have chosen to identify the rodent living under my bed.

I though mice were meant to be quiet and difficult to notice.

This one was loud, woke me up at 6;30.

No matter, I’ll get a trap today, so I can sleep in peace tomorrow.

Comments

[e_mante]

Mr James? eh? I have some serious concerns....

[sian_shoe]

...Should I buying you a white fluffy cat and some sharks with lazers on them?