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Episode 01 [voice/action]

Jul 20, 2011 00:34

[Voice]

[The image is dark; only an outline of the speaker is visible. She speaks in a careful stage whisper:]

Green Fox to Jackrabbit. Green Fox to Jackrabbit. If you can hear this, send the pigeon back to the coop. The apple has fallen far from the tree. Way far.

[Action]

[Good evening, Luceti. Someone somewhere will be missing a flashlight ( Read more... )

katie mccoy, *looking for uncle jackie, sheena fujibayashi, haruhi suzumiya, beat, eggman, wheatley, koichi zenigata, xellos, son goku (saiyuki), greedling, lucy pevensie, usagi tsukino

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twinnedavarice July 20 2011, 10:47:37 UTC

[When a little girl drops in front of Ling, he's sitting on the side of his bed, having been listening to that noisy vent shuffling for awhile now. When she hits the ground, he just turns on the lamp beside the bed.]

You could have just used the window. [Like normal people do when breaking in!]

fictionalniece July 20 2011, 10:56:07 UTC

Gaaah!

[She spins around and moves to blind him with her flashlight, but why are his eyes closed.] Who're you?!

twinnedavarice July 20 2011, 11:05:04 UTC

[Squinted! But enough that the flashlight doesn't bother him much.]

Ling Yao. Though being the guest, you should have introduced yourself first.

fictionalniece July 20 2011, 11:21:51 UTC

As if you don't already know! [He already wrote her name in the book!] And if this is how you think people treat their guests, you really oughtta get your eyes checked! [Now chucking the flashlight at him!

NOW RUNNING FOR THE DOOR.]

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[ voice ] lunarities July 20 2011, 11:09:49 UTC

[ This reply definitely isn't anything close to stage whisper. In fact, it sounds rather shocked. ]

W-wait, am I Jackrabbit?! And what pidgeon am I supposed to send?

[ voice ] fictionalniece July 20 2011, 11:25:52 UTC

[Unless Jackie got a serious makeover while her back was turned, this is not who Jade was expecting.]

Huh? You're not Jackrabbit.

[ voice ] lunarities July 20 2011, 12:07:25 UTC

Um.. I'm Usagi!

[ She giggles brightly, even if there's a hint of sheepishness in it too. ]

That means 'rabbit' too, so I was a little confused..

[ voice ] fictionalniece July 20 2011, 12:24:57 UTC

Oops! Sorry, I got the wrong rabbit then, eheh. So that we're even, my name's Jade!

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voice skater_brain July 20 2011, 11:32:09 UTC

....Man, whatchu talkin' 'bout? Pigeons? Apples? Why donchu just speak normal?

voice fictionalniece July 20 2011, 11:35:18 UTC

It's not supposed to sound normal! I was speaking in code. Duh.

voice skater_brain July 20 2011, 11:48:21 UTC

Then how we supposed ta' know that?

voice fictionalniece July 20 2011, 11:55:24 UTC

Well, isn't it pretty obvious? They do it all the time in spy movies.

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flicker_flash July 20 2011, 12:00:20 UTC

[That is the best message ever. TOTALLY STAGE WHISPERING BACK.]

This is Jackrabbit. I'm afraid there's been complications with the pigeon.

[What, she can totally pass for Jackie Chan.]

fictionalniece July 20 2011, 12:20:29 UTC

[... Waaait a second. Even if Jackie did suddenly sound like a girl, he'd probably never actually understand her code message.]

Uh... What's wrong with it, Jackrabbit?

flicker_flash July 20 2011, 12:23:18 UTC

[Mwaha, her cunning attempt to impersonate Jackrabbit has clearly succeeded. B|]

I was hungry.

fictionalniece July 20 2011, 12:32:10 UTC

[Aw, but this girl's fun too!]

Hahaha! No way, gross!

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macely July 20 2011, 13:51:44 UTC

[Large animals in the vent? ... Where's arms when you need them?! If it's a bird, problems will be had. All he heard was something about pigeons. And apples.

So when something drops out of the vent and into the darkened room, that flashlight is on, baby]

Right, who is it?! Pigeons stealing apples now or something? Not on my watch.

fictionalniece July 20 2011, 23:24:53 UTC

[Whoops! She could've sworn that the room was empty. Jade freezes and uses her journal to shield her eyes from the light.] Uh... Just your friendly neighborhood vent inspector?

Alerts, y u no alert me macely July 20 2011, 23:30:57 UTC

[... A child? What was a kid doing in the vent? ... Vent inspector?]

Huh... actually, that does sound kind of legit. I mean, being little and all. You being... little.

[The light dims slightly. Yes, that does appear to be a talking metal ball with handle bars. Sitting rather comfortably in a nest of blankets and pillows on a couch not too far away]

Is it all up to code? I can't really check it so... There aren't any birds in there, right? I heard something about pigeons, you nearly scared the life out of me with that.

it's okay. /slowest fictionalniece July 21 2011, 00:17:06 UTC

[Whoa. That seriously just worked.]

Uh... yeah! I've seen my fair share of vents, and let me tell ya, Mac, yours are some of the most bird-free I've ever seen.

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