I figured everyone needed to read this...

[fictionislies]

From McSweeneys Internet Tendancy (www.mcsweeneys.net):
TYPES OF
PEOPLE AND THINGS
THAT HAVE BEEN SHOT BY
CHARLES BRONSON.
By Seth Fried

Punks
Creeps
Hippies
Well-meaning salesmen
Helicopters
A telephone book
The Constitution
An overweight man holding a torch
A low-budget film
A mirror image of himself
The abstract quality of love

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[awwstruck]

hi anthony!!!!