i'll make a bowel movement for a dollar... any takers????

[fictitiousx]

last night was a smorgusboard of fun..."the equivalent of her touching his ass would be that of a raunchy, gangreen infested, horrendous one eyed sloth man even thinking about touching yours." i speak wisdom.. pure histarics

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[remrat12]

Brittany! Brittany! you'll never guess who this is....this is Brittany! somehow i remembered your lj name...somehow. hey, If you see your bff heart butt, tell her i love her.

[fictitiousx]

hahah word ill do that... oh yea im not allowed to go to the shows anymore cause i refuse to stop making fun of sausage queen 2005.. hahahaha

[remrat12]

hahaha well, in that case, we'll have to spend some quality time outside the shows. maybe hit up some lame ass 80's night and see your bf doing the line dance by himself.

[fictitiousx]

no im still gunna go to the shows.. besides i have to see my bouncer husband lol... just dont tell my line dancing freak boyfriend about him