fic: me pete, you patrick [1/1]

[fidelian]

Pete isn’t that fond of being a caveman, not really. It’s tedious and lonely and, sometimes, freaking dangerous. He doesn’t remember when he was born or how he became alone, but alone he is, roaming through the wilderness, trying to find shelter or protection.

It gets pretty fucking boring, actually.

That is, until he meets Patrick.

Pete has

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[kopperblaze]

i never expected myself to be squealing over caveman!pete one day. until now.

aaaah so cute! :33333

[fidelian]

Oh dude, who did? :D Thanks so much!

[_slashygoodness]

I... I have no idea what I think of this. On one hand, it's like "aww, so cute!". On the other, it's like "wtf?!". And thus I am left confused beyond belief.

[fidelian]

Lol, I love your confusion. :D And understand it completely. I'm still a little baffled.

[_slashygoodness]

Dude, how did you even make it all the way through writing?

[fidelian]

I was so drunk, dude. So drunk. No, I seriously don't know. :D It was one of the funniest stories ever to write, though.

[fidelian]

Aw, thank you so much! :)

[19mrsstump90]

i L--O--V--E love this! it's cute and ackward all at the same time
!

[fidelian]

Thank you! Ooh, that's the best kind. ;)

[fidelian]

Weird it is. Thank you so much! :D