You find a boring retail job while writing the great American novel on your bitchin' typewriter about how you traveled up north to "find yourself". You then either: a. become filthy rich because of said novel and are called a modern day Kerouac; or b. look for jobs in Winston-Salem, Boston, and any other areas you might want to live.
If you chose a, you mail lump sums of money to your broke best friend while working on your second novel about the pitfalls of fame and developing an alcohol problem.
If you chose b, you apply for as many of these jobs as you can, obtain one, and then look for an apartment. Meanwhile you will receive daily phone calls from your best friend with her whining about how much she misses you, how she needs a hug, and how her job blows.
Either way, you will end up content with yourself, have a whiny best friend, and someone will have an alcohol problem (most likely your best friend).
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You find a boring retail job while writing the great American novel on your bitchin' typewriter about how you traveled up north to "find yourself". You then either: a. become filthy rich because of said novel and are called a modern day Kerouac; or b. look for jobs in Winston-Salem, Boston, and any other areas you might want to live.
If you chose a, you mail lump sums of money to your broke best friend while working on your second novel about the pitfalls of fame and developing an alcohol problem.
If you chose b, you apply for as many of these jobs as you can, obtain one, and then look for an apartment. Meanwhile you will receive daily phone calls from your best friend with her whining about how much she misses you, how she needs a hug, and how her job blows.
Either way, you will end up content with yourself, have a whiny best friend, and someone will have an alcohol problem (most likely your best friend).
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**HUGS**
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