If you're not into the whole brevity thing...

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I have to write a 500 word essay explaining what plagiarism is. I'm 600 words in and haven't even breached the actual subject yet. Oh well, maybe some points for creativity and colorful language? Saved here for easy access when I go home in 18 minutes.

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[fernzola]

LOVING THIS

[sengir_assassin]

Turn in somebody else's paper with your name on it.

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I thought of that- or copy and pasting an entire papragraph about plagiarism and then going, "the above is plagiarism because..." but I don't know how strong a sense of humor my professor has. And since we post our work through a website that scans for plagiarism and whatnot, I assume she doesn't read more than the thesis statement and conclusion and scans the rest for highlighted phrases of potential chicanery.

[cauc127]

Check out princess Valiant over here! lol

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It ended up almost 1300 words.

[cauc127]

did you end up actually submitting that one? whats the class?

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It's science or something, whatever. Some upper biology class. Bio 3billion: Humans and biology and shit like that. I'm pretty sure that was the name in the course catalog.

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[anonymous]

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