Cowabunga, dude!

Jul 12, 2006 20:23

The touchy thing is still in full swing, but I feel much better. I am currently talking about my stalker's penis size... with my stalker.

Him:
"Hmm..... let me fetch a ruler.....
Gah, kidding you sick, twisted.....person who uses their words in a weird way to confuse people.....yeah, that's what you are! (Do they have a wikipedia on that?) :D"
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midnightstar14 July 13 2006, 02:34:33 UTC
Hahaha. Joo so funny.

Egad!! Your convo with your stalker makes me think of...this convo I had with my ex. Let's just say....

6 and a half inches.

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fidothedog July 13 2006, 03:16:12 UTC
J00 74Ink 20?

CRAZY STALKERS. Not that I would know anything about that sort of thing, but your ex is slightly above average. *cough*

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midnightstar14 July 13 2006, 03:54:17 UTC
Ack. I can't read that!!! XD

Ahaha. He was at "full mast" from what he said. Yeah, he measured it right then and there. And he was taller than 6 feet, so yeah. An inch for each foot!!! Hehe. I dunno. XP

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oddorable July 13 2006, 03:58:48 UTC
full years paid account......damn your dad wanna buy me one too =0)

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fidothedog July 13 2006, 04:11:18 UTC
I had asked for two months, and he bought me a full year. o_o Lucky lucky.

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sevenblades July 13 2006, 04:33:41 UTC
*sings for you*

You know it's hard out here for a pimp....

Wow, that song sure gets stuck in my head fast!

I'm jealous of your multiple icons!

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fidothedog July 13 2006, 04:40:37 UTC
I know! I was singing that for a week after the Oscars. I got pimp slapped a lot to shut up. :DD

Hee, Zidane looks like a Pez dispenser in your icon to me.

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sevenblades July 13 2006, 05:42:40 UTC
If only he dispensed candy instead of hatred. *nods sagely*

Did you hear Kristin Chenoweth sing it? Pure awesome.

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fidothedog July 13 2006, 05:46:33 UTC
Ah, wise masta'.

No, I didn't! You gots it? *puppy eyes*

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