The touchy thing is still in full swing, but I feel much better. I am currently talking about my stalker's penis size... with my stalker.
Him:
"Hmm..... let me fetch a ruler.....
Gah, kidding you sick, twisted.....person who uses their words in a weird way to confuse people.....yeah, that's what you are! (Do they have a wikipedia on that?) :D"
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Egad!! Your convo with your stalker makes me think of...this convo I had with my ex. Let's just say....
6 and a half inches.
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CRAZY STALKERS. Not that I would know anything about that sort of thing, but your ex is slightly above average. *cough*
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Ahaha. He was at "full mast" from what he said. Yeah, he measured it right then and there. And he was taller than 6 feet, so yeah. An inch for each foot!!! Hehe. I dunno. XP
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You know it's hard out here for a pimp....
Wow, that song sure gets stuck in my head fast!
I'm jealous of your multiple icons!
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Hee, Zidane looks like a Pez dispenser in your icon to me.
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Did you hear Kristin Chenoweth sing it? Pure awesome.
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No, I didn't! You gots it? *puppy eyes*
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