Drabble marathon: #9.

[fiercelydreamed]

Wow, this writing stuff sure gets harder when you, like, don't do it for two solid months. Wacky!

#9, for U., who asked for John Sheppard, judge or Teyla Emmagan, awkward. SGA, Sam/Teyla, implied John/Rodney, also close-but-no-cigar on being safe for work. Set after the finale but almost entirely unspoilery; also unbetaed and prone to liberally

Comments

[utterfrivolity]

Oh man, this made my morning. I don't know how it's possible to have ten favorite parts to something this short, but I really do. I guess the short version is that everything John says and does is my favorite. The picture of him standing there, face white, choking out, "Teyla, oh my god" will make me grin all weekend. And I love seeing Teyla thrown out of her preternatural calm composure; we didn't get enough of that in the series. Their reactions are all so completely THEM, and I love them all dearly for it. I really can't imagine a better response to the prompts (both prompts in one drabble! Awesome!).

(P.S. I don't know if you've considered writing a story about Starbuck/Tigh/Roslin/anyone walking in on Apollo jerking off, but if you have, I am in complete support of that life decision. Just, you know, in case you were wondering.)

[aynslee]

I love this! What a great thing to read on a Saturday! :D

[ceitie]

Hee! So damn hot at the beginning, and then completely hilarious.

"Your grasp of Athosian culture is so stunted, I cannot even tell you. Kanaan is not--"

That line completely cracked me up, and also Rodney's version of the 72 virgins. Also, I love Sam and Rodney grinning at each other sheepishly while John and Teyla fight over who gets to have drunk sex in the kitchen. :D

[altyronsmaker]

OMG. so hot. AND funny. Poor Teyla. Damn, being humiliated turns her into a raging bitch, though! LOL. Terrific moment between Rodney and Carter.

Awesome. :D

[bironic]

I love Teyla owning the Earth slang so much. And John's horror at Teyla being a sexual creature, with his boss no less. And Rodney reacting in such an unexpected way to Sam's predicament. And the knob of the wrist, and inseams, and hands on wrists. And and and.