This whole thing started because I was talking to
flyingrat42 and started assigning Final Fantasy character classes to each of the Watchmen characters. At one point, I decided to talk to my ex about it, as he liked Watchmen and is a Final Fantasy nerd.
We got in a fight over it. =|
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In which I quote Wikipedia, my ex sucks at typing, and I get progressively more irritated. )
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*NERRD POWERS UNITE*
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*FISTBUMP*
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*I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT*
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There are sky pirates in several Final Fantasies... that's close... I guess...
*NERD SULK*
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TEAM VEIDT NINJA FTW
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HELL FUCKING YEAH.
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It has come to my attention that there is some confusion regarding the subject of ninjas and their theoretical employment at Veidt Enterprises. Although we pride ourselves on being a diverse and open-minded employer, there are still some things that, justifiably, cannot be tolerated, pajama-clad wannabes with cheaply mass-produced shuriken and overinflated notions of their own impressiveness being among them.
I would truly regret to have to require the Anime Club to begin submitting their selections to me for approval before the Wednesday afternoon screenings in Conference Room Luxor-6, but I will do so if the water-cooler talk does not stop forthwith. I trust I will not have to bring this up again.
(Also, further speculation on my own predilections is pointless. If I were secretly a ninja, do you think I would ever be crass enough to admit to it, or careless enough to get caught? Seriously, now, people.)
Best,
Adrian Veidt
Global Operations Director
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We all know you're a ninja. It was more the fact that your monochromatically-faced associate is not.
Are we still on for that Scrabble/Uno/D&D game with Anubis?
Regards,
Thoth, Thrice Great, Lord of Divine Words, Author of Every Work on Every Branch of Knowledge, Both Human and Divine, Reckoner of Times and of Seasons, Master of the Balance, Scribe of the Company of the Gods, Voice of Ra, He who Reckons the Heavens, the Counter of the Stars and the Measurer of the Earth...
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