okay, i rented a few movies today ( Read more... )

Miami Vice is the 2nd best movie I have seen this year ( Read more... )

Okay I think i've finally made up my mind ( Read more... )

last night, was the second night this week that Kyle asked me if i wanted to go bowling with him and Kevin, and it was the second night that we got there to late. Idiots..lol ( Read more... )

my cousin was telling me he saw this one British actress on Conan O'Brien once, and she was talking about her two year old son, and she put in an elmo movie, and when it came on, her 2 year old son said, "Oh mommy, not fucking Elmo again ( Read more... )

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Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||||||||| 43% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||| 23% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76% Hedonism ||||| ( Read more... )

Yes i know im a dork ( Read more... )

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There's this guy he's tired of screwing his wife. So his friend says to him, "Do it like the chinese do." So he says, how do the chinese do it? The guy says, "well, first they screw a little, then they stop and read a little Confucius. Come back then they screw a little more, then stop again, go back and they screw a little bit more. Then the ( Read more... )

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