26 - [Video] In which the phoenix is a maid for a week. Revenge isn't best cold; but in pink aprons

[fierybluebird]

[Marco's trademark pineapple haircut pops into view, but given what he's wearing underneath, it's not so noticeable in comparison. This, with the pink and green splotches, the frills, and yet Marco's usual deadpan face, just makes the whole thing surreal.]

Yo Tavros. Is there a way to speed this up somehow? Or a loophole?

[What. Even.]Oh...

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[redcinemareel]

[She see you, Marco.]

Don't bother.

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[fierybluebird]

Fine.

[Comes on in. RELUCTANTLY. TO HIS DOOM. Don't make him go goth again. He doesn't have the black dye here. He'd have to go punk. It'd be atrocious.]

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[redcinemareel]

[Doom never looked so fabulous~!

He has brown dye though, remember?]

Look who's eager for work~!

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[fierybluebird]

[He gave it to Japan! >:) That way Japan is in charge of Grell's punishments.]

Eager? Don't count on it. Let's get this over with.

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[fragrancy]

Kinda like that, except without the flowers. And more lacy.

And it wasn't a dare, it was kinda just 'cause.

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[fierybluebird]

Just because?

[You're so his new favorite Hong Kong.]

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[fragrancy]

Yeah, I mean, it's not uncomfortable or anything. At least, the one I had wasn't. It went well with the dress too.

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[fierybluebird]

Ah... lucky. Sort of. You're not always an okama though? You were just having a day for it?

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[gomugomunowin]

Well, actually one ti-- [Stopping dead and looking at that apron.]

.....ew, that apron looks really ugly.

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[crotchroses]

No offense, but I second this.

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[fierybluebird]

I am in no way offended. But look, it has a handy pocket.

[All the deadpan EVER.]

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[fierybluebird]

Though if a certain someone wouldn't mind giving tips to the person who picked it, I for one, would be appreciative.

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[asideglance]

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It seems like Marco could use some work on his communicator skills.

Also, I somehow ended up as a slave for Halloween this year..... Though that wasn't a dare. The outfit simply showed up at my feet.

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[fierybluebird]

Yes.

Showed up??

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[asideglance]

Marco could always ask me for help in order to avoid such disruptions.

Yes. I went to the party as a tengu, but the slave outfit appeared at my feet and I felt it would be rude if I did not wear it.

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[fierybluebird]

I didn't want to bother you. Sorry.

What's a tengu? And why would that be rude?

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[crotchroses]

Mm... [He has so many cross-dressing stories, he doesn't even know where to begin.]

Imagine me in a large ornate blue dress with white trim and frills with lace, makeup and a wig styled... oh... perhaps three feet high? With jewelry of course.

This goes without saying, but it was magnifique.

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[fierybluebird]

That does sound gorgeous...

Ah, you have all the luck with fashion. Or skill I suppose.

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[crotchroses]

It was!

Eh, non, non--I might say there is an element of luck to it, but one requires a certain... je ne sais pas... style. Eh, a kind of flair, a talent for it, oui?

--An artistic eye! Oui, that is the phrase.

[NO MARCO IT'S A TRAP DON'T GET HIM STARTED ON FASHION]

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[fierybluebird]

Ah, of course.

All right, any recommendations to make this work? Other than burning it.

[Whoops, too late to run for it.]