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fierychild Nov 29, 2004 10:29

Let's Live On Love A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook at all. After all, he says, they can live on love. After the honeymoon is over, the man goes back to work. One day, he calls from work and asks if his new wife could make some dinner. Knowing full well that she doesn't cook, she asks if ( Read more... )

keepin yall updated

fierychild Nov 29, 2004 09:33

after this weekend i came to realize that my family isn't half bad...we did a lot together and it was cool...no yelling or blaming, really nice. thanksgiving was good, still have tons of ham & turkey left over but i wouldn't go after the gravy if i was u cuz i took a whiff of it last night and it smelled like SHIT! ewwww ::shivers ( Read more... )

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fierychild Nov 24, 2004 19:29

what is with me and other people's family members? if i attract one brother/member, how come the other one(s) gets pulled in as well..i'm not sayin its a bad thing, i'm just sayin its getting confusing tryin to remember which one i liked in the first place ( Read more... )

Sick

fierychild Nov 24, 2004 19:12

all my girls seem to be sick, so if ur reading this...GET WELL SOON! u know who u are (hint: Chelsea, Cyd, Liz..)

this one's for yall...

Sneezy

"Doctor, everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm!"
"Are you doing anything for it?"

"Snorting pepper."
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( Redneck's Medical Dictionary )

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fierychild Nov 24, 2004 10:34

SO SO VERY HUNGRY!
maybe this will teach me to start eating breakfast...

..or maybe not

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fierychild Nov 24, 2004 08:16

The Golden Fiddle A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer's field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer's wife came down the steps. The pilot couldn't believe how beautiful she was ( Read more... )