Name: Xabi Alonso Location: Liverpool [and that's not going to change in a long, long time...] How did you find me? Oh, my friend Anni told me that you're quite a character and I decided to find out if that's true. [And she also told me that you write the most delicious porn with sexy Spaniards... *wink*] Why are you adding me? See the previous answer. And I'm a spamwhore, which I know for certain you are too. ;) Some facts about yourself: Height: 6'0, Weight: 12st 6, Size: [Xtra] Large ;). Always ready for a threesome with my lovely, sexy skipper [and partner, both on and off the pitch] Stevie G. and whoever happens to walk by, preferably another sexy Spaniard.
Hello Mr Alonso! It's very nice to meet you. ;) Oh you do flatter me so! Well, I do write this-so-called porn, but have recently run out of material, care to help? ;) Maybe we might even get a chance to see how large you really are!
Oh dear. I have to get off before this turns into anything.
XD Well, I can't really blame you... XP *glomps u too... because glomping is fun. And ILY too. And I fail, why am I writing this inside the star thingys over there>>?*
It is very nice to meet you too, Ms Velasco. :) Out of material? Oh, boy, that is not good, not good at all! We must do something about that... I did spend a night with Cesc, a friend of mine - are you familiar with him? - and there might have been something going on over there... With both of us injured and miserable and not able to play and everything. Is very frustrating for the both of us, so we need a way to channel our frustration, you know? But you couldn't possibly be interested in that, could you? Pauline, you go straight to the point. I like that. And we'll see about that. ;)
Woman, you have no idea how much this has cheered me up with the day I had! *more glomps, because I have no energy for anything else*
Well boy, I don't like to beat around the bush! I'm sure you understand when I say I believe in going after what I want no matter the cost no? (I mean you wanted the awesome skipper, and you got him eh? ;P) Oh dear, injuries are such poop aren't they *just imagine I said poop in a posh accent so it doesn't sound as stupid*? If you want, I can help shake the frustration out of you and your fellow Spaniard, say 9.30 tonight? ;) I'm sure Anni, that dear friend of yours who helped us meet would love to join us!
Seriously. I'm stopping.
(Yeah am still using my old one! I can't be bothered to keep logging in and out!)
Name: Petr Cech Location: Stanford Bridge Goalposts. How did you find me? I looked. Why are you adding me? Because I can't save goals, and have nothing better to do. Some facts about yourself: I'm tall, Czech and have a metal plate in my head.
Name: God Location: Heaven, obviously. How did you find me? I am God, what do you think? Why are you adding me? Because your LJ life would be SO BORING without me. And because I rule the world and all that. Some facts about yourself: Didn't I just say I rule the world? Pff. what more do you need to know.
With the day I had, I can most definitely say I do not believe in God (Jesus, I'm gonna go to hell for that forsure!). However, I do love you. So there. I'm updating this journal soon as. LJ IS BORING WITHOUT YOU! And you're leaving me to mark some stupid exam papers! How unfair is this?! ADOPT ME! <33
Name: Sergioooo Ramos Location: Pat and Emma's house Madrid How did you find me? I believe you found me first ;) Why are you adding me? Because a little birdie told me, that I'm apparently back in your good books. And me and my delightful hipbones want to prove to you that my friend isn't small. at.all. Some facts about yourself: 1) I like to parrrtay. 2) I'm a Spaniard 3) I have great hipbones That should be enough to sell it :D Mwahx
P.S. Dearest Pauli, if you require any photographic proof of any of my above claims (from my hipbones to my house) then please just let me know and I shall be happy to provide you with some :D
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Location: Liverpool [and that's not going to change in a long, long time...]
How did you find me? Oh, my friend Anni told me that you're quite a character and I decided to find out if that's true. [And she also told me that you write the most delicious porn with sexy Spaniards... *wink*]
Why are you adding me? See the previous answer. And I'm a spamwhore, which I know for certain you are too. ;)
Some facts about yourself: Height: 6'0, Weight: 12st 6, Size: [Xtra] Large ;). Always ready for a threesome with my lovely, sexy skipper [and partner, both on and off the pitch] Stevie G. and whoever happens to walk by, preferably another sexy Spaniard.
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OH DEAR! ILY. *glomps*
Hello Mr Alonso! It's very nice to meet you. ;) Oh you do flatter me so! Well, I do write this-so-called porn, but have recently run out of material, care to help? ;) Maybe we might even get a chance to see how large you really are!
Oh dear. I have to get off before this turns into anything.
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It is very nice to meet you too, Ms Velasco. :) Out of material? Oh, boy, that is not good, not good at all! We must do something about that... I did spend a night with Cesc, a friend of mine - are you familiar with him? - and there might have been something going on over there... With both of us injured and miserable and not able to play and everything. Is very frustrating for the both of us, so we need a way to channel our frustration, you know? But you couldn't possibly be interested in that, could you?
Pauline, you go straight to the point. I like that. And we'll see about that. ;)
Are you scared? ;) ♥
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Well boy, I don't like to beat around the bush! I'm sure you understand when I say I believe in going after what I want no matter the cost no? (I mean you wanted the awesome skipper, and you got him eh? ;P) Oh dear, injuries are such poop aren't they *just imagine I said poop in a posh accent so it doesn't sound as stupid*? If you want, I can help shake the frustration out of you and your fellow Spaniard, say 9.30 tonight? ;) I'm sure Anni, that dear friend of yours who helped us meet would love to join us!
Seriously. I'm stopping.
(Yeah am still using my old one! I can't be bothered to keep logging in and out!)
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Location: Stanford Bridge Goalposts.
How did you find me? I looked.
Why are you adding me? Because I can't save goals, and have nothing better to do.
Some facts about yourself: I'm tall, Czech and have a metal plate in my head.
(Can you tell I'm annoyed at the guy?)
:D Alex.
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Although feel free to have any Spaniard you want to cheer yourself up! :) And make you forget your annoyance at Cech...
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Eh, I'll have Iker, thank you :D
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Location: Heaven, obviously.
How did you find me? I am God, what do you think?
Why are you adding me? Because your LJ life would be SO BORING without me. And because I rule the world and all that.
Some facts about yourself: Didn't I just say I rule the world? Pff. what more do you need to know.
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However, I do love you. So there.
I'm updating this journal soon as.
LJ IS BORING WITHOUT YOU! And you're leaving me to mark some stupid exam papers! How unfair is this?!
ADOPT ME!
<33
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I'm sorry :( I wish I had time to be around more. I miss you and the others lots. <3
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Location: Pat and Emma's house Madrid
How did you find me? I believe you found me first ;)
Why are you adding me? Because a little birdie told me, that I'm apparently back in your good books. And me and my delightful hipbones want to prove to you that my friend isn't small. at.all.
Some facts about yourself:
1) I like to parrrtay.
2) I'm a Spaniard
3) I have great hipbones
That should be enough to sell it :D
Mwahx
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PAT
*clings*
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Ok, I'lll add you soon I promise! I just really cannot be bothered with this journal atm.
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