SECTION ONE:At The Moment
1. Name: laura
2. Nicknames: fifi?
3. Feet size: 8.5
4. Do you have a crush: yup
5. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? no
6. Age you act: 17
7. Where Do You Live: champaign
8. Where you want to live: france
9. Birthplace: downers grove
10. Favorite Salad Dressing: ranch
11. Ever gone skinny dipping? nope
12. What are you watching? nothing right now, but earlier i watched
friends, the daily show, the colbert report, yes dear (x2), and
elimidate. yeah, i need harder classes.
13. Last person you talked to: shelly
14. Favorite movie: hmm...i just saw memento and that was pretty good. i dont think i have a favorite
15. Favorite Book: one flew over the cuckoo's nest quite
possibly. and that one about the boy who was raised as a girl
cause i'm a huge creep and like reading about stuff like that.
16. Favorite Type of music: five iron frenzyyyyyyy, reel big fish, remy
zero, the new pornographers, and a lot more i don't feel like
listing...so i guess ska and other stuff
17. Favorite types of cars: my HOTT '93 saturn
18. Favorite Saying: "i never saw the italian job"...i don't know, i'm drawing a blank
19. Favorite Fast Food: taco bell quesadilla...mmm...
20. Favorite Ice Cream: cookie dough as long as there's lots of dough. otherwise mint chocolate chip
21. Favorite Alcoholic Drink: vodka
22. When Do You Go To Sleep: between 1 and 3
23. Most Embarrassing Moment: recently...when i was walking with CRUSH
towards the door of the art and design building and i was all turned
around and was like "whoa...what building is THAT?...oh...it's my
home......just kidding." such a typical laura moment.
24. Stupidest Person you know: the girls on elimidate last night.
i know i don't know them but i don't care. they're so stupid they
should just stop living.
25. Funniest Person you know: agh i dont know. but i seem to be laughing on the verge of tears a lot with dima and britt
26. Favorite holiday: halloween and christmas. the only holidays really worth decorating for
27. Favorite Food: quesadillas? i hope i'm spelling that right
28. Favorite Song: i don't really have one, but "every new day" is pretty nostalgic and awesome
29. Favorite Television Show: "arrested development!" everyone
write to fox because they're stupid and cut the show from 22 to 13
episodes and it's future is looking kind of bleak and if it gets
cancelled i just might die. "yes, dear" is pretty awesome,
too. shelly and i are addicted to it. tonight chuck norris
was in one of the episodes. it was all walker-texas-ranger
themed. walker told me i have aids.
30. Favorite Radio Station: i don't listen to the radio here so i guess 89.1 back at home?
31. Favorite junk food: swedish fish
32. Favorite sappy love song: lovesong by the cure?
33. Favorite Drink: PEACH ICED TEA
34. Favorite article of clothing: that one shirt i bought off dima. and my swatch if that counts.
35. Favorite Animal: penguin at the moment. i want to go buy some peachy penguins now.
SECTION TWO:The Future
1. School: somewhere in california if i actually decide to pursue neuroscience. otherwise, who knows?
2. Where You Want To Live: france? japan? naperville?
3. How Many Kids You Want: 2
4. What Kind Of Job You Want: cognitive neuroscientist or physics something
6. Pets? dog
7. Car? my '93 saturn. it's going to live forever, i swear
8. 5 years from now? grad school somewhere
9. 10 years from now? neuroscientist or physics nerd or street bum
10. 20 years from now? writing books?
SECTION THREE:Have You Ever..
1. Done Drugs: mhmm
2. Run Away From Home: nope
3. Hit A Girl: yeah
4. Lied: nothing horrible. just white lies to stay out of trouble w/ the rents
5. Stolen Anything: not really unless music from the library/online counts
6. Broken A Bone: nope
7. Cheated On A Test: i think shelly and i kind of tried to but not
really on an 8th grade french test. but that was 8th grade.
with ms walters. remember her? anyone? ha. i
don't know, i'd rather fail than cheat.
8. Cheated On A Girlfriend/Boyfriend: never
9. Gotten Drunk: yeah, ok
10. Been With Two Guys/Girls At Once: not sexually
11. Been In The Hospital: yeah...eye stitches
12. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: sure
13. Fell asleep in the shower/bath: no
14. Gone to Church: yeah. but i'm afraid i'm a chreaster now
15. Never slept during a night: yeah
16. Ever been on a motorcycle or motorbike: curt's moped...
17. Been to a camp: yes
18. Sat in a restaurant without ordering: maybe?
19. Seen someone die: no
20. Gone a week w/out shaving: yeah
21. Didn't wash your hair for a week: nope
22. Broken something valuable: i broke my atari by leaving it on over
night when i was, like, 6. i hated myself for it for the longest
time.
23. Thought you were in love: back in the day
24. Streaked the streets: nope
25. Screamed at someone for no reason: doubt it
26. Said I love you and meant it: ...i think i only said it once. i thought i meant it at the time.
27. Been Hurt by a guy/girl you loved: high school "love," yeah
28. Stayed up till 4 am on the phone: pretty sure
29. Pulled a prank? yup. perich, you know we won.
30. Made fun of someone? me? no. of course.
SECTION FOUR:Which Is Better..
1. Coke Or Pepsi: coke
2. Cats Or Dogs: dog!
3. DVDs or VHS: dvd
4. Deaf Or Blind: agh. i hate to say it but i think deaf
5. Pools Or Hot Tubs: stupid gender bender
6. Television Or Radio: tv - arrested development and yes, dear. come on!
7. CDs Or MP3's: i like the concept of cds, but mp3s are so much easier
8. Apples or oranges: oranges. apples make my throat itch
9. Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries
10. Gold or silver: silver
11. Vanilla or chocolate: chocolate
12. Movies or music: music
13. Park or Beach? park
14. Hot or Cold weather? cold in moderate temperatures and hot in extreme temperatures
15. Sunset or Sunrise? sunset
SECTION FIVE:When is the Last Time You..
1. Took a shower: today
2. Cried: oct 15th! fucking "epiphany" night
3. Watched a Disney movie: noooo idea.
4. Given/gotten a hug: shit, do i hug people anymore? i can't remember.
5. Been to the movies: halloween weekend
6. Had a boy/girlfriend: almost exactly a year ago
7. Kissed someone: hmm...maybe a month? or more?
8. Said I love you: just over 4 years ago
9. Danced: mmm...shrug?
SECTION SIX:What is..
1. Your Fondest Memory Of This year: too many. for some reason i
keep thinking of driving home down columbia at night in winter but
that's not really a memory really. oooh new years if it
counts...it was half this year. being at dima's house in general,
halloween weekend, i dont even know. developing pictures.
2. Your Most valued Possession: prolly my sax, although i haven't played in awhile
3. The Thing That Makes You The Happiest: seeing old friends
4. Your Favorite Food For Breakfast: skillet
5. Your Favorite Food For Dinner: pasta of some sort. but not the
long spaghetti kind. that just perplexes me. disappointed
noodle face.
6. Your Favorite Slow Song: ...
7. Your Ideal Boyfriend/Girlfriend: ha, in enalc i made a huge list of
qualities i looked for. i think it was over 2 pages long.
i'm pretty sure a good number of them have changed
SECTION SEVEN:What do you feel about...
1. Bill Clinton: pfffft
2. Love at First Sight: lust at first sight that turns into love makes more sense. i think.
3. Abortion: no thank you
4. Smoking: again, no thank you. i guess hookah's ok though.
5. Death: not yet
6. Eating disorders: lame
7.
Rap: meh
8. Marilyn Manson: whyyyyyyyyyyy
9.
Premarital sex: i guess it depends. serious relationships might be ok
10. Suicide: bad idea
INFORMATION
1. Full birth name: laura patrice pardon
2. Hair color: brown/blonde and kind of reddish from sr year silliness
3. Eye color: nobody knows
4. Current height: 5'7.5"
5. Glasses/contacts: both. usually contacts. right now glasses.
6. Birthdate: xmas
7. Religion: catholic technically
8. Current age: 18
9. Siblings: zero. zip. nada.
10. Siblings age: nope
11. Location: TAFT 316
12. College plans: get better classes next semester
13. Any piercings: double ears
SOCIAL
1. Best guy friend: dunf
2. Best girl friend: dima
3. Current crush: yup. i'll even tell you his NAME. it's
eric. none of you know him. he has a girlfriend.
woohoo.
4. Boyfriend/girlfriend: no
5. Are you center of attention or wallflower: flower?
6. What type automobile do you drive: '93 SATURN WOOT
7. Are you timely or always late: haha. do i even need to answer this?
8. Do you have a job: kind of? not an active one.
9. Do you like being around people: yeah, but not in obnoxious quantities
10. Hobbies: reading, watching arrested development and yes dear, i kind of started doing crossword puzzles....?
LOVE
1. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with? no
2. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did? yeah
3. Do you have a "type" of person that you always go after: prolly.
4. Want someone you don't have right now? i believe that can be inferred from previous answers
5. Ever liked a close guy/girlfriend? clearly
6. Are you lonely right now? meh. not overly
7. Ever afraid you'll never get married? not really
8. Do you want to get married? yup
9. Do u want kids? yes please
10. Would you rather love or be loved? umm love prolly
FAVORITES
1. Room in house: bedroom
2. Type of music: ska, whatever the stuff i listen to is. indie?
3. Location for dates: anywhere. outside is nice
4. Memory: senior year
5. Day of the week: tuesdays and thursdays - i'm done by 9am
6. Color: green
7. Perfume or cologne: peach
8. Flower: i don't know my flowers very well. sunflower.
9. Month: OCTOBER
10. Season: autumn
In the last 48 hours have you..
1. Cried: no
2. Bought something: yeah, i think so
3. Gotten sick: sneezy kinda
4. Sang: yup
5. Said I love you: no
6. Wanted to tell someone you loved them but didn't: no
7. Met someone new: no :(
8. Moved on: from what? nothing to move on from
9. Talked to someone: who talks?
10. Had a serious talk: not serious serious
11. Missed someone: of course
12. Hugged someone: i dont think so!
13. Kissed someone: no
14. Fought with your parents: no
15. Dreamed about someone you can't be with: actually yes. it was
a pretty sweet dream that involved me, elimidate, swimming, and lindsey
lohan? he was there wearing a big hat but he wasn't one of the 30
guys i had to choose from. pity.
16. Had a lot of sleep: do i do anything else?