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Redistributed from cyberpunk for your awesome reading pleasure.
I'm sick, and so i'll use this thing.
Alone In the Dark review quotes
"This horror film, spun off from an old Atari video game, is so inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash."
-- Stephen Holden, NEW YORK TIMES
"Alone in the Dark co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."
-- Bob Townsend, ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION
"There are some stupid films that rock, if you turn your brain off and enjoy them. Alone in the Dark isn't one of these, though it is very stupid."
-- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"Terrible beyond belief, like the worst 1940s serial ever made. As for Slater and Dorff...well, they've been in worse movies--wait a minute, no they haven't."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION
As other things go, I am patiently awaiting the season of new actions (i.e. the spring and summer months) as my work schedule doesn't interfere in my afternoon activites. I plan on wasting extraordinary sums of money on whatever shows I can go to, cds, film equipment, a vehicle (maybe), books, and guitar equipment.
Oh, and to show you guys the wonders of my town, I introduce you to the wonderous BP Amaco refinery. The first link only shows the main complex of the refinery (which is about 1/4 of it overall) and the golf course in the second link is within a short stroll of my house.
I'm sick, and so i'll use this thing.
Alone In the Dark review quotes
"This horror film, spun off from an old Atari video game, is so inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash."
-- Stephen Holden, NEW YORK TIMES
"Alone in the Dark co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."
-- Bob Townsend, ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION
"There are some stupid films that rock, if you turn your brain off and enjoy them. Alone in the Dark isn't one of these, though it is very stupid."
-- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"Terrible beyond belief, like the worst 1940s serial ever made. As for Slater and Dorff...well, they've been in worse movies--wait a minute, no they haven't."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION
As other things go, I am patiently awaiting the season of new actions (i.e. the spring and summer months) as my work schedule doesn't interfere in my afternoon activites. I plan on wasting extraordinary sums of money on whatever shows I can go to, cds, film equipment, a vehicle (maybe), books, and guitar equipment.
Oh, and to show you guys the wonders of my town, I introduce you to the wonderous BP Amaco refinery. The first link only shows the main complex of the refinery (which is about 1/4 of it overall) and the golf course in the second link is within a short stroll of my house.