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WHERE IS MY PEN DO YOU HAVE IT
For those of you not on my Facebook, you have managed to completely bypass my whole Stolen Pen saga. You had been spared of days and days worth of ridiculous updates and photos ( Read more... ) -
Clearly, the better Jackson
I don't understand how Michael Jackson became a bigger star than Rebbie.
My favorite part of the video is the cobra, it's so life-like.
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Also, my mom drove me home from my aunt's house in my car, and she drove about 2 miles with the motherfucking parking break on. She was all "why is your car vibrating" and i was like "Bitch! The parking break is on! " Then I made fun of her for it for the rest of the way home.
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I got completely blitzwed at dinner tonight. My cousin Donna has introduced me to the fine world of wine. I desperately want to go to sleep, but I can't because I'll be all kinds of hung over tomorrow and I have to work at 8 a.m ( Read more... ) -
tip-top shape
I went bowling this weekend, we played 4 games over the course of two or three hours.
Two days later and my forearm is killing me. KILLING ME.
What does that tell you about my athletic physical condition?
Maybe I need to start working out a little more.
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We have another massive company meeting today. I completely forgot and came into work looking like a slob. GREAT. I'm going to have to start keeping clothes in my car for crap like this ( Read more... ) -
I am a victim of a senseless hate crime.
Update on the robbery front: upon further inspection, my Hollister jacket is M.I.A.
I am pissed. That was my favorite jacket. MOTHERFUCKER.
Let me tell you what a fucking retard this robber is. No one in this neighborhood locks their cars. No one. In fact, my uncle lives across the street and he routinely leaves his keys in the car ( Read more... ) -
onoez crime spree
Someone broke into my car last night ( Read more... )
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