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Nov 18, 2011 22:47

Character: Phoenix Wright
Series: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Character Age: 33
Job: Professional Fifth Pleader
Canon: In the world of Ace Attorney there’s never a boring day in the courtroom. Phoenix Wright learned that seven years ago when he was a lawyer, and now it’s Apollo Justice’s time to learn this too through his own kind of trials and tribulations. The game takes place seven years after the third Phoenix Wright game, starring a brand new attorney who winds up becoming Phoenix’s protégé. Phoenix still has an important role even after he’s been, surprisingly, disbarred and the game shows what happened to him afterwards. It’s a bittersweet tale but at the end brings closure to Phoenix’s legacy.

Phoenix Wright has definitely changed in the years since he was disbarred. He’s gone from the spastic and hopeful defense attorney to a more laid-back and cynical poker player. The cynicism comes from the unjust disbarment he faced, yet no matter what he is still Phoenix Wright. He is still a fun-loving man who values justice above everything and his friends the most. Despite his more sarcasm and sudden caginess, he does everything with a good purpose. He is a mentor and a father now, which has definitely shaped his attitude into what it currently is: A man who takes life at his own pace and doesn’t mind stopping to smell the flowers at the same time.

Sample Entry:

I think I’m on the wrong side of the courtroom, judge. I’m not a defense attorney, hell I’m not even a prosecutor. I’m just a simple piano player. Please, Judge, I’m not even wearing a suit. In fact, I don’t even have one of those tacky golden defense badges either. If you want someone to defend this bright young man-- er, monkey, then you’ll have to find someone else. Maybe someone of his same species? Someone who can fully appreciate the odor in the air like a real chimp-- I mean champ. I hear there’s an up and coming ape attorney around here who could use a high profile case like this. His name is George too, so he’s gotta be a bit curious.

Now even if I was to try to defend him there isn’t much to go on. Banana stealing is a very serious crime and the evidence here is just one banana too short. Detective Kong over there really has to learn some discipline when he’s out at the crime scene. Eating the evidence just isn’t the most respectable way to convict a criminal. Yes, I’m talking about you, Detective, where is your respect for the law? You chose this career for a reason, right? So stop picking your nose and keep the prosecutor from eating that rock. Anyway, it’s like I said -- I’m no attorney. Just a man who can tell that this case? Is very sloppy. Maybe try and hire someone who doesn’t throw their own feces at the defendant when he’s doing his testimony. Just a thought.

Lastly, judge, if you really wanted me on this case, I would suggest holding this in an actual courtroom instead of the middle of the jungle. Then you’ll have an actual judge’s bench! Classy, huh? And maybe some chairs too! Reach for the stars, Judge Banana, I know you can do it. Seize the gavel by the handle and use your power for something good -- like a couch! Just because you’ve been dealt a bad hand doesn’t mean you can’t play a good game, if you get me. That’s something I learned the hard way.

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