today i felt like shit. i still do. no time for a nap, and in an hour and a half i have to try to get crazy old liberals to give me money.

a lot of people that i havent seen in a really long time ask me how my love life is going.

i tell them the last person i dated turned out to be gay.

WHAT THE HELL IS A BOG?

ISNT IT LIKE A SWAMP?

i officially got vandersliced for the first time today.

ahahahahaha, lindsay lohann is my FAVORITE animal.

so today was the first day of school.
it was good seeing all the artskids, but there are some wackass new ones.

WTF MATE?!

two words: carnivorous gorillas.

PARTY TONIGHT

2901 'R' ST APT B (facing R)

walk in and go straight upstairs.

BYO WHATEVER

STARTS AT 10pm

MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER BE THERE

thank you everybody for the best birthday of my life.

today is starting off to be a good day. lets just wait till i get into to town to see you left me a voicemail. oh, i want to go on an adventure tonight.

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! i know i said i wasnt all that excited, and i wasnt, but now as it nears, i want to stand on the roof, blow and airhorn and scream at the top of my lungs. IM FINALLY ( Read more... )

these are pretty good, with my new hair and all....


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went birthday shopping with my stepmom. spent $50 at homers:

!: teaches of peaches
@: le tigre
#: rasputina
$: marilyn monroe poster

i am satisfied.