A rant about farts

[fiftybelowzero]

I`ve got what some of my friends call an `Elastic Face`. Sort of like Jim Carrey. I can make some supremely fucked-up expressions with little to no effort. And no, despite my mothers warnings that it would "stay that way" I kept practicing to triumph at looking as odd as I could. ^_^ I`m proud of my whack-O faces. They`re part of who I am. And it`s

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[monkeyfetus]

<3!

[synystershadows]

Hahahahaha!

Oh Dana, after reading that I must say that I awake wide awake now. Thanks for the AM laugh... ;)

[angelic_tygress]

My eating habits change all the time... right now I'm in the I Cant Eat Much stage. I'm not dainty, but I dont eat very much or very often. However... If I ordered it and I even somewhat like it, but didn't finish it, like hell I'm letting it go to waste. That shit's coming home with me!

I once survived for 2.5 days off of one meal I had at applebees. It was great =D

[angelic_tygress]

As for farts, though... yeah. I dont. It's just... no. I grew up with my mom doing it all the time. It was... disturbing. I dont kill myself, but yeah. Well.. I guess I should rephrase that a bit (the "I don't" bit). I'm silent as a mouse. Always have been. Muahaha

[fiftybelowzero]

I'm about as silent as an atomic bomb.

[belladonnaerror]

haha, this was a lovely entry. lol. and that's a CUTE Rat you have there. AW...

Also, "I`ve even known girls who stuff toilet paper against their ass when they`re taking a dump so their boyfriend won`t hear the `sploosh!`.

Who the HELL Does that?!?!?!?! You seriously know someone who does that? What exactly do you mean? They...catch the shit in a wad of toilet paper? I can only imagine how stressed and mentally unstable these females must be... to have to worry about such petty stuff constantly! I fart, burp and talk about 'gross' things with my boyfriend anytime it's needed! ... GEEZ... lol.

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-Kel