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[fiftyninebomb]

... The ten year bazooka went berserk and the Tenth is missing. The Tenth is missing.

And I'm dying for some more cigarettes.

Comments

[tidbits_and_tea]

Sorry, the best I can offer are peppermints.

[fiftyninebomb]

... I'll pass, but thanks.

[tidbits_and_tea]

Tsk, it takes a rare soul to appreciate a peppermint.

[fiftyninebomb]

Nah, I don't mind peppermint but I'd rather have a cigarette--or some hard liquor right about now.

[upyourscolonel]

...The hell is a "ten year bazooka"?

[fiftyninebomb]

It's this weapon--well it's not really a weapon, but it's this thing that if you use it, you switch places with yourself ten years into the future.

[upyourscolonel]

And, this thing went berserk.

[fiftyninebomb]

... Yeah, pretty much.

[nice_guns]

That...

explains a lot.

[fiftyninebomb]

... Yeah, well. I like to be brief.

[lolrobots]

......Hayato?

[fiftyninebomb]

... Spanner.

[lolrobots]

...You're. Um. Older.

[fiftyninebomb]

Yeah, I am older. Er, ten years older.

[deflower_you]

.. Ten year bazooka?

Sorry, I quit a few years ago, otherwise I would offer you a smoke.

[fiftyninebomb]

Ten year bazooka, yeah.

... It's alright. I found some smokes.

[deflower_you]

What does something like that do?

That's good, though now I'm getting the urge to light up.

[fiftyninebomb]

Basically, you use it and you switch places with your present self and future self from ten years.

... Oh. I'd just give in and have one.