LOG POST: Gokudera and Tsuna (special appearance by Lambo!)
LOG POST: Gokudera and Tsuna (+ Lambo)
Gokudera and Tsuna hang out. And it's super awkward. Lambo shows up and makes things even worse. This log is about 95% keysmash and it's rated NC-17. Don't hate because we're amazing.
Gokudera: *the moment he leaves that comment to Tsuna, he leaves his apartment and heads for Tsuna's house* *walks up the street* *trying to suppress the awkward feelings he was feeling before online*
Tsuna: *stares out window waiting* *hopes Gokudera doesn't stop at the mailbox on the way in*
Gokudera: *walks up the driveway, glancing over at the mailbox* ...
Tsuna: *watches* *flails a little when Gokudera glances at the mailbox* *not that he's jealous*
Gokudera: *oh yes, of course he's not jealous* *stares at the mailbox for a bit then shakes his head and continues on his way* *walks up to the front door and rings the bell*
Tsuna: *scrambles away from the window* *trips over his school bag* *gets up and runs out the door and down the stairs* * steps on something and tumbles down the stairs* LAMBO! *hobbles over to the door and opens it* Er... hi. *awkwardly runs hand through hair*
Gokudera: *grins at him* Hey, Tenth! What's up?
Tsuna: You can come in. *steps aside* *fidgets*
Gokudera: Okay, thanks! *walks inside, slipping off his shoes* *spots a certain stupid cow brat run past him and he glares at him then he looks back at Tsuna* *slips his hands into his pockets* What do you want to do now?
Tsuna: *shuts the door* *fidgets more* Um... *skaldfjd* I don't know... *dfksjklsdjf* what do you want to do?
Gokudera: *shrugs* Whatever you want to, Tenth! It's your house! *dorky grin* *oblivious to the keysmashing right now*
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: um... *flails* we could watch tv?
Gokudera: All right! *clamps a hand on Tsuna's shoulder*
Tsuna: *twitches* Okay.
Gokudera: *grins at him and then wanders into the living room*
Tsuna: *follows him into the living room* Oh... *dklasdj* did you want anything to drink?
Gokudera: *shakes his head* No, I'm good, thanks! *sits down on the couch, sorta hesitating at first* *just wants to hang out with Tsuna!*
Tsuna: Okay. *sits down on the couch, too* *wonders if he sat too close or too far* *worries* *dsfkjdkflj* *grabs the remote and turns on the tv* What do you want to watch?
Gokudera: *glances at him* *wonders if HE'S sitting too close* Whatever you want to watch, Tenth.
Tsuna: *flips through the channels* *glances at the space between them then back at the tv* Er... maybe there's a movie on? *flips through channels more* *stops on something that looks interesting* *tv cuts to a commercial*
Gokudera: *gets comfortable on the couch, still feeling weird about the space thing* *doesn't watch too much TV, really* *watches the TV as Tsuna flips through the channels* A movie is fine, too.
Tsuna: Okay. *is about to change the channel when there's a commercial for a mailbox guardian* .................. =o=;
Gokudera: *stares at the TV* ........................................ *shfkjlhjglhewlkjghkjehgdsjhgds*
Tsuna: *aslkdjskldjkasljdkljasdklj* um... *presses a billion buttons at once* *channel changes to a movie* *that happens to be a porno* *jumps up in his seat and flails* *throws the remote across the room in his flailing* OH MY GOD!
Gokudera: *dsfhkwelhgjdfshjgsdf his eyes go wide* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sdhfkjds horrified* *can't... move... from... couch* *staring at the TV in UTTER HORROR and SHOCK* *shfkjhkjdsl* C-CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!
Tsuna: *askldfjdkfljsklfjklfjklsjf* I can't the remote is gone! *flails more*
Gokudera: *covers his face with a pillow* I'LL FIND IT! *muffled*
Tsuna: O.O Okay *flails more*
Gokudera: AVERT YOUR EYES TENTH! *flails and falls off the couch*
Tsuna: WHAT ARE THEY DOING OH MY GOD. *aslkdfjaskldjakljd*
Gokudera: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS WRONG OH MY GOD. *sdfkjlehgkjlerhgjdf* *crawling around on the floor to the sounds of MOANING and GROANING*
Tsuna: =o= *twitches* THEY'RE KISSING AND THINGS AND OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT. FIND THE REMOTE. QUICK!
Gokudera: I AM, I AM! *sdhfkjs flails* DON'T LOOK AT IT! *hears squishing noises and he thinks he might have DIED inside a little* *sdhfsd* *crashes into the coffee table* OW! FUCK!
Tsuna: ARE YOU OKAY? *askldjalkjdk* *hides his face against the couch cushion* *ass is in the air as he hides his eyes* OH MY GOD.
Gokudera: *sdhjfkds* I'M FINE, BOSS! TOTALLY FINE! *probably has a bruise on his head now* *seeing stars* *shakes his head a little and then scans the floor for the remote* *sdhkjfds*
Lambo: *pops up in front of the TV, poking it* TSUNA. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW. TURN OFF THE TV LAMBO!!!!
Lambo: LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO KNOW. TELL LAMB-- WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?!?! *stares at TV*
Gokudera: *shdfkjldshfjdshfjds* GO AWAY STUPID COW! *pops his head up and hits into the side table* *shdfkjdsh* OW!
Tsuna: DID YOU FIND THE REMOTE YET? **peeks up at the tv* I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING LAMBO! *salkfdjkldfjs*
Lambo: WHY ARE THEY EATING EACH OTHER'S FACES!? TELL LAMBO-SAN.
Gokudera: *shkfjlshdfks* I'M TRYING, TENTH! IT'S HARD TO SEE UNDER THE COUCH!
Tsuna: Ummm. *flails* PEOPLE UM. *ksdljkfjs* DO THAT WHEN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. ER... *topples off the couch in his flailing and lands on top of Gokudera*
Lambo: ... PEOPLE EAT EACH OTHER WHEN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!? *stares at Tsuna picking nose*
Gokudera: *happens to roll over when something falls on top of him* !!!!!!! *realizes it's Tsuna* *sdhfkjlhsdhfk2j3lhg;klwjrgwklrejg;kljrklsjglkrgjdflgkd*
Lambo: IS STUPIDERA GONNA TOUCH YOU LIKE HE TOUCHES THE MAILBOX TSUNA?
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD NO!!! *AKJSKLJLKAS* *can't move because he' so O.O*
Gokudera: *sdjfklwheklfjdshjfd can't move because TSUNA IS ON TOP OF HIM* *SDHKJLDSHJSDHJSDSHDSJ O.O* T-TENTH!!?!?
Lambo: STUPIDERA TOUCH TSUNA LIKE YOU TOUCH THE MAILBOX. TSUNA IS JEALOUS OF THE MAILBOX REMEMBER? *picking nose still*
Tsuna: I AM NOT JEALOUS! *flails* *rolls off of Gokudera and hits his head on the coffee table*
Gokudera: *his cheeks are RED RED RED and OH MY GOD WHY* *shdkljehrdfsgjsd;lkgjdsl* *staring at Tsuna in totally SHOCK* *flails when Tsuna rolls off him* ARE YOU OKAY, BOSS?!
Tsuna: *moans in PAIN* Uuuuuuuuuuuuh. Gokudera. *is oblivious to Gokudera blushing*
Gokudera: ........................................ *staaares at Tsuna shdfkjlewhgjdhsgjdfslhlds MOAN OH MY GOD*
Lambo: *watching, oblivious to their awkward* WHAT'S WRONG ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO EAT EACH OTHER?
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: WHAT? *flails*
Lambo: ARE YOU GONNA DO WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING?
Gokudera: *throws a pillow at Lambo* SHUT UP! *turns to Tsuna to help him* *sdhkfjlshfjdwhejdfshlfk3helgjdfsl*
Lambo: *gets hit by pillow* *tears up* MUST... STAY... CALM.
Tsuna: =o= OH MY GOD.
Tsuna: *moans in agony again*
Gokudera: *sdhfkewlhfkjds* *FREAKING OUT* BOSS, JUST... I'LL FIND A BANDAID! *sdhfklewjhfdjs THE MOANING*
Tsuna: THERE'S BLOOD? *flails*
Gokudera: I DON'T KNOW! COME CLOSER AND LET ME SEE!
Lambo: *still tearing up* *CRY* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. *grabs bazooka, fires it, and in a poof of smoke, 15yo Lambo*
Tsuna: *sits up slightly* =o=
Lambo: ... Oh my. I seem to have appeared in a situation. I hope I'm not disturbing anything.
Gokudera: *helps him sit up, holding his back gently, totally SPAZZING OUT because OH MY GOD HE REALLY IS TOUCHING HIM* ...
Lambo: *is fairly sure that he arrived in an awkward situation* Are you two... ah, busy?
Tsuna: O.O NO!!!!!
Gokudera: NO!!!
Tsuna: He's just. I fell. *flails* *hits Gokudera in the face*
Tsuna: O.O SORRY!
Gokudera: *gets hit in the face* !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gokudera: *shfkjsdflsd* IT'S OKAY, TENTH! *owowowowowowowowwwww*
Lambo: ... *fairly amused by Gokudera and Tsuna* Do you two need help?
Gokudera: *chucks another pillow at Lambo*
Tsuna: *flails* AM I BLEEDING?
Gokudera: *looks at Tsuna and checks him over* YOU'RE FINE!
Lambo: *has pillow chucked at him* @__@ Oh dear.
Tsuna: *collapses with relief* Oh, good.
Gokudera: *kinda panting now* *looks at Tsuna, grinning a little like it's TOTALLY ALRIGHT* *and then is interrupted by SOME MOANING AND SQUISHING* ...............................
Lambo: ... Why are you guys watching porn?
Tsuna: *forgot about the tv for a minute* *sits up and bangs his head into Gokudera's* *flails* OH MY GOD. REMOTE. CHANNEL.CHANGE. *AKLSJAKLSJK* TV OFF NOW!
Gokudera: *sdhfkjewhdjshfdsj* *HEAD BONK* *sdhfkjwlefhs* *sees stars again* *almost falls backwards but scrambles to his feet to look for the remote* YES THE REMOTE!
Lambo: *not sure what's going on, probably doesn't want to know. He already had sex ed, after all* ... Why did the TV end up on porn?
Tsuna: *flails* THere was a weird commercial on and I tried to the change the channel and hit the wrong buttons. *flails and hopes GOkudera forgot what the commercial was*
Lambo: ... That could explain it. *sighs*
Gokudera: *well, he's forgotten it for now* *still looking for the remote* *drops to the floor, ass in the air and scouts out the remote*
Tsuna: *stares for half a second* =o= *flails and looks over at Lambo* Younger you was asking what they were doing on the tv!
Lambo: Ahhh, that. Well, my younger self is only 5.
Gokudera: *thinks he sees it and he dives for it, knocking something over in the process*
Lambo: ... Well, the 5 minute limit is nearing an end. I'll be back by the end of the day, most likely.
Tsuna: Ah... yeah. Bye. Um. *flails* Can you turn off the tv before you go? Since you're right next to it?
Gokudera: *flails and grabs it* FOUND IT!
Gokudera: *rolls over and points it at the TV, clicking the button* ........... *nothing happens*
Gokudera: *the batteries fell out*
Lambo: *POOF OF SMOKE* *little lambo appears, eating candy someone gave him in the future*
Tsuna: *reaches for the remote because it has to work* *topples over onto Gokudera's arm*
Lambo: ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOING STUFF
Gokudera: *O.O* *owowowow that hurts* T-TENTH. YOU'RE... ON MY... ARM.
Tsuna: SORRY! *gets up and tries clicking the remote* WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
Gokudera: THE BATTERIES FELL OUT!
Lambo: ... *skips off to find stuff to put in the microwave, this time, an egg. Which you're not supposed to put in*
Gokudera: *scrambles around on the floor for the batteries*
Tsuna: *breathes a sigh of relief when Lambo leaves* *flops down onto the couch, face first* *doesn't sob, but wants to*
Lambo: TSUNA TSUNA TSUNA THE EGGS EXPLODED. *staring at microwave*
Gokudera: *finds the batteries, toppling over a vase in the process* *stuffs them into the remote* THERE!
Tsuna: *didn't hear lambo over the SCREAMS OF PLEASURE on the tv*
Tsuna: TURN IT OFF QUICK!
Gokudera: I AM! *clicks the button and the TV does NOTHING* .........................
Tsuna: ................. OH MY GOD. =o= *flails as the porno reaches it's climax*
Gokudera: *fumbles with the batteries, glancing at the TV every other second, FREAKING THS SHIT OUT because OH MY GOD* *shfkl32hfwkjlerwhf3kwjfhdskj* ...
Tsuna: YOU PUT THEM IN WRONG DIDN'T YOU? *flails*
Gokudera: I'M SORRY!! *flails* *shkflewhfkjds*
Gokudera: *then he drops the batteries* ................
Tsuna: *drops down to his knees to pick them up* *one rolls between Gokudera's legs*
Gokudera: ................ *stares at Tsuna* Uhhhhh.
Tsuna: *is oblivious* *reaches for the escapee battery*
Gokudera: *blushes oh my god* .................. *the porno reaches the climax and he's totally watching* *shfklewhfkjdsl* *CANNOT TEAR HIS EYES AWAY*
Lambo: ... *sticks head in* WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? ARE YOU TOUCHING EACH OTHER?
Gokudera: *sdkjlfhewfhkjs* GO AWAY, YOU STUPID COW!
Lambo: I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING STUPIDERA.
Gokudera: WE'RE FIXING THE REMOTE! GO AWAY!
Tsuna: *grabs the battery and holds it up to Gokudera* Got it!
Lambo: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT STUFF TO FIX IT?
Gokudera: *takes it from him and puts it in the remote PROPERLY*
Tsuna: *moves to stand up, but trips over his own feet and grabs onto Gokudera for balance*
Gokudera: *feels SOMETHING grab onto his CROTCH* *looks down* ........................................................................................... *O.O*
Lambo: YOU ARE TOUCHING LIKE IN THE TV. *stares with wide eyes*
Gokudera: *almost drops the remote because OH MY GOD he might be... YEAH*
Tsuna: NO WE'RE NOT! *flails and topples backwards*
Lambo: BUT WHY ARE YOU DOING STUFF LIKE THAT?
Gokudera: *sdhfkjehfjk* *can't... move* *totally HORRIFIED and SCANDALIZED* .............................. WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING! *sdhklfj3whgrjdshgdf*
Gokudera: *chucks the only thing he's holding onto--which is the remote--at Lambo*
Lambo: IT LOOKS LIKE IT. LAMBO-SAN IS GONNA TELL MAMAN THAT YOU'RE LYING.
Tsuna: WE'RE NOT LYING. =o=
Lambo: YES YOU ARE.
Gokudera: WE ARE NOT! SHUT UP!
Lambo: YES YOU ARE. *picks nose* LAMBO-SAN KNOWS WHEN PEOPLE ARE LYING.
Gokudera: WE ARE NOT LYING! *moves to go strangle him and TRIPS OVER TSUNA*
Gokudera: *goes crashing down on top of him*
Tsuna: *is now under Gokudera* *flails*
Gokudera: *flails too* *shf3ehfljfds*
Tsuna: *flails more* *sdfklfjdksjfksjf* *shifts slightly* O.O OH MY GOD. *flails lots*
Gokudera: *sdhfdskj is still in shock and his leg is stuck somewhere and he's IN TSUNA'S FACE* *shdfl3hfkjs* OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY TENTH! *flails and tries to get off him*
Tsuna: WHAT IS THAT? *flails* =o=
Lambo: *watching curiously* O_o
Gokudera: *can hear the moaning and the oohing and the other naughty noises in the background* *wriggles his leg, sorta rubbing against Tsuna* *shkfjds*
Tsuna: *sakdjsakjdklajdlkj* GOKUDERA!
Gokudera: *dhfkjl2ejg3h;gkljldkgjds* WHAT!?! I'M... STUCK!
Tsuna: *dlksjjfkljgklsdg* STUCK? OH MY GOD. *wiggles trying to get away, but GOkudera is too heavy* *and Tsuna is weak*
Gokudera: MY LEG IS STUCK! I'M SORRY! *sdhfjs flails and tries to free his leg* *;_;*
Tsuna: *groans because Gokudera jostled him*
Gokudera: *rub rub rub* *totally doesn't realize he's doing it*
Lambo: *STILL WATCHING. WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING* *reaches into hair and grabs a lollipop*
Tsuna: =o=;;; GET OFF NOW!
Gokudera: I AM, BOSS! *finally jerks his leg free and rolls off him* *hdfkljehs*
Tsuna: *doesn't move is too freaked out* *totally had a reaction to the friction* *but only a slight reaction*
Gokudera: *oh, he definitely had a reaction to the friction* *trying very hard to hide it* *totally embarrassed oh my god*
Lambo: *still watching. CEILING LAMBO IS WATCHING*
Tsuna: *blushing* *tv is still going, but its a different porn now*
Gokudera: *blushing, too* *not looking at him* *walks over to the TV and turns it off* ...
Tsuna: *sits up and pulls his legs to his chest and hides his face against his knees*
Gokudera: I'm... sorry, Tenth. *quietly* *standing with his back to him*
Tsuna: *muffled* It's okay. *kfjksdjfkl* it was my fault...
Gokudera: *shkflsdh* No, it's... all right. We should just forget about it.
Lambo: *shrugs and skips off to go to something in the kitchen involving a blender and... one of his action figure toys*
Tsuna: Y-yeah... um. *flaps his arms uselessly at his sides* So...
Gokudera: *sits down on the couch, putting a pillow over himself to HIDE THINGS*
Gokudera: Yeah...
Tsuna: ... So. *hears the sounds coming from the kitchen* =o= I don't want to know what he's doing in there.
Gokudera: It's... probably that stupid cow. *pauses* Playing with... THE BLENDER?!
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD. I'M NOT GOING IN THERE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE MESS.
Gokudera: *pulls a cigarette out from his pocket, lighting it* *sinks lower into the couch* *doesn't want to move because well... YEAH*
Tsuna: *notices the smell of the cigarette* *sdfklfjkdjf* There's no ashtray in here!
Gokudera: *sdhkjfds* *couldn't help it* Oh! *looks at him* *stands up without thinking* ....
Tsuna: *happens to turn to face him right then* *eyebrow twitches* *sdjfkljfdklsjf* Um....
Gokudera: *sdhkfljewhqfjhdjs* *of course, everything is totally visible in those tight pants that he wears everyday* *turns away immediately* *sdhkjfslfkewhflkjh324kljgh*
Tsuna: *brain melts* =o=
Gokudera: *dies inside* *so, so, so embarrassed* *kinda tries to hide himself*
Tsuna: *hides his face against his knees again*
Gokudera: *not sure what to do now* *shfwkjhlefjks*
Gokudera: Umm...
Tsuna: Uh.... *hears something explode in the kitchen* *twitches*
Gokudera: *has NO IDEA what to do now* *of course, his body is like TAKE CARE OF ME NOOOOW, but his mind is like NO NO NO STAAAAAAY* ... Y-You should go figure out what's going on the kitchen, Boss! I'll stay h-here!
Tsuna: *flails* I don't want to know what's going on in there.
Gokudera: Well, um... I... Um. Maybe you should! *so he can escape and try to calm down*
Tsuna: F-fine *dklfjsklfj* *gets up and has to walk past Gokudera in order to get to the kitchen*
Gokudera: *shfkjes* *sinks lower into the couch, getting cigarette ash everywhere* ...
Gokudera: *closes his eyes and tries to calm himself down* *totally dying right now ;_;*
Tsuna: *takes one step into the kitchen, sees the mess* *wants to flee*
Lambo: OH HI. *has burning ash remains of his toy, and exploded egg all over the place*
Tsuna: *faints*
Tsuna: *body makes loud thump sound as it hits the floor*
Lambo: ... *stares* LAMBO-SAN DIDN'T DO IT.
Gokudera: *hears a loud thump and he turns his head* *sees Tsuna's leg in the kitchen doorway* .......................... *:O* *stands up immediately and rushes over to him*
Tsuna: *is out cold*
Gokudera: ....................... TENTH! TENTH! *shakes him* OH MY GOD!
Tsuna: *is shaken not stirred*
Gokudera: *shakes him some more* *FREAKING THE SHIT OUT* TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTH!
Lambo: *putting eggs in the blender without cracking them first and turns it on*
Gokudera: *sees Lambo* *glares at him* OI STUPID COW WHAT ARE YOU DOING! ................................................
Tsuna: *groans*
Gokudera: Tenth! *shakes him again* T-Tenth, please wake up!? *;_;*
Lambo: *EGGS FLY ALL OVR THE PLACE* THAT'S AWESOME.
Tsuna: *blinks and looks up at Gokudera* Uuuuuuuh....
Gokudera: *is hit with eggs* *PROTECTS THE TENTH FROM THE EGGS* Tenth, you're ALIVE!!
Tsuna: .... *blinks twice as much* Of course I am. *flails*
Gokudera: *helps him up*
Tsuna: *stumbles slightly and leans against Gokudera* *is a bit dizzy*
Gokudera: *holds him because he looks a bit dizzy* *looks at him caringly*
Lambo: *finding other stuff to dump into this new toy, the blender* WHAT ELSE CAN LAMBO-SAN PUT IN?
Gokudera: *lets go of Tsuna and goes over to attack Lambo, slipping on eggs and falling on his ass* STUPID COW STOP THAT!
Lambo: STUPIDERA CAN'T CATCH LAMBO-SAN!! *Jumps on Gokudera's head*
Gokudera: *shfkewlhgljwkhergd FLAILS MADLY* GET OFF MY HEAD YOU GODDAMN BRAT!!!1
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD.
Lambo: LAMBO-SAN DOESN'T WANT TO.
Tsuna: *twitches and backs slowly out of the kitchen*
Gokudera: GET OFF GET OFF! NOW!!!!! *grabs him and CHUCKS HIM*
Tsuna: *is hit with Lambo*
Lambo: MUST. STAY. CALM. *SNIFFLES, SNOT ALL OVER HIS FACE*
Tsuna: *now has snot all over his shirt* *and eggs*
Gokudera: *stands up and turns around* .... !!!!!!!!
Gokudera: TENTH, I'M SORRY!!!
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: *twitches*
Lambo: *CRIES*
Gokudera: *covered in eggs, too* *walks over to Tsuna* ... O.O
Lambo: *SHOOTS SELF WITH BAZOOKA*
Lambo: ...Oh... my. O_o *on Tsuna*
Tsuna: *flails*
Gokudera: T-Tenth... *looks totally embarrassed and incredibly sorry* *does the first thing he can think of and he grabs Tsuna, pulling him close* ......................
Lambo: *flails a bit, because he's still sitting on Tsunna*
Tsuna: *is now sandwiched between Gokudera and Lambo*
Tsuna: *brainmelts*
Gokudera: *realizes that he's basically holding onto Lambo too, and he pulls away* !! *shoves Lambo away and into the mess* ... Stupid cow.
Lambo: ... O-oh dear. *flails a bit more, realizing that he's back a lot sooner than he expected, but shrugs it off*
Gokudera: *looks Tsuna over, holding onto his arms to examine him* ...
Gokudera: *is just... so... sdhfsklhkj*
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: Uh... *flails*
Gokudera: *trying to be calm and NOT CRY because he's manly and all that* We should... um, get... cleaned up.
Tsuna: Yeah... *dfskljklsjflk*
Gokudera: *looks at Lambo* Your younger idiot self made this mess, so you better fucking clean it up. *growl*
Lambo: ... I won't be here long enough to even clean it. Remember the 5 minute limit?
Gokudera: Start. Cleaning. Now. *glares at him*
Tsuna: =o=
Lambo: ... O-oh dear. Alright. I will. >_>;;; *starts cleaning*
Gokudera: Let'
Gokudera: Let's go get cleaned up. *to Tsuna*
Lambo: *cleaning. Not that it'll stay clean for long once the bazooka wears off, but whatever*
Tsuna: O-okay... *is too out of it to remember where his bathroom is*
Gokudera: *doesn't want to track egg all over the house, so he leads Tsuna out to the backyard through the door in the kitchen* *will just hose them off*
Tsuna: *blinks* Why are we outside?
Gokudera: To hose off. *goes and grabs it, turning it on*
Tsuna: ...
Tsuna: *jumps as cold water hits him*
Gokudera: *hoses Tsuna down* *grins*
Tsuna: *shivers* *is now drenched* We're going to get water all over the house when we go back in.
Gokudera: ... We can just stay outside and dry off then! *it's hot out right now anyway*
Gokudera: *hoses himself off*
Tsuna: ... Oh.
Tsuna: *watches Gokudera hose himself*
Gokudera: *when he finishes, he turns off the hose and wrings the water out of his hair*
Tsuna: *totally didn't think of doing that*
Tsuna: *water dripping down his face from his hair*
Gokudera: *grins at Tsuna* *thinks he looks pretty silly when he's all wet*
Tsuna: W-what? O.O
Gokudera: *shakes his head* Nothing! *sits down in one the lawn chairs, sighing*
Tsuna: *flails* It's not nothing.
Gokudera: It's nothing, Boss! Really! *waves his head, trying to be reassuring*
Tsuna: *is reassured*
Tsuna: *somewhat*
Tsuna: *sits down in another lawn chair*
Gokudera: *pulls a cigarette from his soggy pocket* *thankfully, they are dry and he lights up*
Tsuna: *scratches his nose* *kind of wonders what a cigarette tastes like, but doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to sound weird*
Gokudera: *inhales and feel about ten times better* *doesn't exactly have anything else to say to Tsuna right now, just sorta enjoying himself* *glances at him and smiles a little, though*
Tsuna: *smiles back* *awkwardly*
THE END!
Gokudera and Tsuna hang out. And it's super awkward. Lambo shows up and makes things even worse. This log is about 95% keysmash and it's rated NC-17. Don't hate because we're amazing.
Gokudera: *the moment he leaves that comment to Tsuna, he leaves his apartment and heads for Tsuna's house* *walks up the street* *trying to suppress the awkward feelings he was feeling before online*
Tsuna: *stares out window waiting* *hopes Gokudera doesn't stop at the mailbox on the way in*
Gokudera: *walks up the driveway, glancing over at the mailbox* ...
Tsuna: *watches* *flails a little when Gokudera glances at the mailbox* *not that he's jealous*
Gokudera: *oh yes, of course he's not jealous* *stares at the mailbox for a bit then shakes his head and continues on his way* *walks up to the front door and rings the bell*
Tsuna: *scrambles away from the window* *trips over his school bag* *gets up and runs out the door and down the stairs* * steps on something and tumbles down the stairs* LAMBO! *hobbles over to the door and opens it* Er... hi. *awkwardly runs hand through hair*
Gokudera: *grins at him* Hey, Tenth! What's up?
Tsuna: You can come in. *steps aside* *fidgets*
Gokudera: Okay, thanks! *walks inside, slipping off his shoes* *spots a certain stupid cow brat run past him and he glares at him then he looks back at Tsuna* *slips his hands into his pockets* What do you want to do now?
Tsuna: *shuts the door* *fidgets more* Um... *skaldfjd* I don't know... *dfksjklsdjf* what do you want to do?
Gokudera: *shrugs* Whatever you want to, Tenth! It's your house! *dorky grin* *oblivious to the keysmashing right now*
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: um... *flails* we could watch tv?
Gokudera: All right! *clamps a hand on Tsuna's shoulder*
Tsuna: *twitches* Okay.
Gokudera: *grins at him and then wanders into the living room*
Tsuna: *follows him into the living room* Oh... *dklasdj* did you want anything to drink?
Gokudera: *shakes his head* No, I'm good, thanks! *sits down on the couch, sorta hesitating at first* *just wants to hang out with Tsuna!*
Tsuna: Okay. *sits down on the couch, too* *wonders if he sat too close or too far* *worries* *dsfkjdkflj* *grabs the remote and turns on the tv* What do you want to watch?
Gokudera: *glances at him* *wonders if HE'S sitting too close* Whatever you want to watch, Tenth.
Tsuna: *flips through the channels* *glances at the space between them then back at the tv* Er... maybe there's a movie on? *flips through channels more* *stops on something that looks interesting* *tv cuts to a commercial*
Gokudera: *gets comfortable on the couch, still feeling weird about the space thing* *doesn't watch too much TV, really* *watches the TV as Tsuna flips through the channels* A movie is fine, too.
Tsuna: Okay. *is about to change the channel when there's a commercial for a mailbox guardian* .................. =o=;
Gokudera: *stares at the TV* ........................................ *shfkjlhjglhewlkjghkjehgdsjhgds*
Tsuna: *aslkdjskldjkasljdkljasdklj* um... *presses a billion buttons at once* *channel changes to a movie* *that happens to be a porno* *jumps up in his seat and flails* *throws the remote across the room in his flailing* OH MY GOD!
Gokudera: *dsfhkwelhgjdfshjgsdf his eyes go wide* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sdhfkjds horrified* *can't... move... from... couch* *staring at the TV in UTTER HORROR and SHOCK* *shfkjhkjdsl* C-CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!
Tsuna: *askldfjdkfljsklfjklfjklsjf* I can't the remote is gone! *flails more*
Gokudera: *covers his face with a pillow* I'LL FIND IT! *muffled*
Tsuna: O.O Okay *flails more*
Gokudera: AVERT YOUR EYES TENTH! *flails and falls off the couch*
Tsuna: WHAT ARE THEY DOING OH MY GOD. *aslkdfjaskldjakljd*
Gokudera: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS WRONG OH MY GOD. *sdfkjlehgkjlerhgjdf* *crawling around on the floor to the sounds of MOANING and GROANING*
Tsuna: =o= *twitches* THEY'RE KISSING AND THINGS AND OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT. FIND THE REMOTE. QUICK!
Gokudera: I AM, I AM! *sdhfkjs flails* DON'T LOOK AT IT! *hears squishing noises and he thinks he might have DIED inside a little* *sdhfsd* *crashes into the coffee table* OW! FUCK!
Tsuna: ARE YOU OKAY? *askldjalkjdk* *hides his face against the couch cushion* *ass is in the air as he hides his eyes* OH MY GOD.
Gokudera: *sdhjfkds* I'M FINE, BOSS! TOTALLY FINE! *probably has a bruise on his head now* *seeing stars* *shakes his head a little and then scans the floor for the remote* *sdhkjfds*
Lambo: *pops up in front of the TV, poking it* TSUNA. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW. TURN OFF THE TV LAMBO!!!!
Lambo: LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO KNOW. TELL LAMB-- WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?!?! *stares at TV*
Gokudera: *shdfkjldshfjdshfjds* GO AWAY STUPID COW! *pops his head up and hits into the side table* *shdfkjdsh* OW!
Tsuna: DID YOU FIND THE REMOTE YET? **peeks up at the tv* I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING LAMBO! *salkfdjkldfjs*
Lambo: WHY ARE THEY EATING EACH OTHER'S FACES!? TELL LAMBO-SAN.
Gokudera: *shkfjlshdfks* I'M TRYING, TENTH! IT'S HARD TO SEE UNDER THE COUCH!
Tsuna: Ummm. *flails* PEOPLE UM. *ksdljkfjs* DO THAT WHEN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. ER... *topples off the couch in his flailing and lands on top of Gokudera*
Lambo: ... PEOPLE EAT EACH OTHER WHEN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!? *stares at Tsuna picking nose*
Gokudera: *happens to roll over when something falls on top of him* !!!!!!! *realizes it's Tsuna* *sdhfkjlhsdhfk2j3lhg;klwjrgwklrejg;kljrklsjglkrgjdflgkd*
Lambo: IS STUPIDERA GONNA TOUCH YOU LIKE HE TOUCHES THE MAILBOX TSUNA?
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD NO!!! *AKJSKLJLKAS* *can't move because he' so O.O*
Gokudera: *sdjfklwheklfjdshjfd can't move because TSUNA IS ON TOP OF HIM* *SDHKJLDSHJSDHJSDSHDSJ O.O* T-TENTH!!?!?
Lambo: STUPIDERA TOUCH TSUNA LIKE YOU TOUCH THE MAILBOX. TSUNA IS JEALOUS OF THE MAILBOX REMEMBER? *picking nose still*
Tsuna: I AM NOT JEALOUS! *flails* *rolls off of Gokudera and hits his head on the coffee table*
Gokudera: *his cheeks are RED RED RED and OH MY GOD WHY* *shdkljehrdfsgjsd;lkgjdsl* *staring at Tsuna in totally SHOCK* *flails when Tsuna rolls off him* ARE YOU OKAY, BOSS?!
Tsuna: *moans in PAIN* Uuuuuuuuuuuuh. Gokudera. *is oblivious to Gokudera blushing*
Gokudera: ........................................ *staaares at Tsuna shdfkjlewhgjdhsgjdfslhlds MOAN OH MY GOD*
Lambo: *watching, oblivious to their awkward* WHAT'S WRONG ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO EAT EACH OTHER?
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: WHAT? *flails*
Lambo: ARE YOU GONNA DO WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING?
Gokudera: *throws a pillow at Lambo* SHUT UP! *turns to Tsuna to help him* *sdhkfjlshfjdwhejdfshlfk3helgjdfsl*
Lambo: *gets hit by pillow* *tears up* MUST... STAY... CALM.
Tsuna: =o= OH MY GOD.
Tsuna: *moans in agony again*
Gokudera: *sdhfkewlhfkjds* *FREAKING OUT* BOSS, JUST... I'LL FIND A BANDAID! *sdhfklewjhfdjs THE MOANING*
Tsuna: THERE'S BLOOD? *flails*
Gokudera: I DON'T KNOW! COME CLOSER AND LET ME SEE!
Lambo: *still tearing up* *CRY* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. *grabs bazooka, fires it, and in a poof of smoke, 15yo Lambo*
Tsuna: *sits up slightly* =o=
Lambo: ... Oh my. I seem to have appeared in a situation. I hope I'm not disturbing anything.
Gokudera: *helps him sit up, holding his back gently, totally SPAZZING OUT because OH MY GOD HE REALLY IS TOUCHING HIM* ...
Lambo: *is fairly sure that he arrived in an awkward situation* Are you two... ah, busy?
Tsuna: O.O NO!!!!!
Gokudera: NO!!!
Tsuna: He's just. I fell. *flails* *hits Gokudera in the face*
Tsuna: O.O SORRY!
Gokudera: *gets hit in the face* !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gokudera: *shfkjsdflsd* IT'S OKAY, TENTH! *owowowowowowowowwwww*
Lambo: ... *fairly amused by Gokudera and Tsuna* Do you two need help?
Gokudera: *chucks another pillow at Lambo*
Tsuna: *flails* AM I BLEEDING?
Gokudera: *looks at Tsuna and checks him over* YOU'RE FINE!
Lambo: *has pillow chucked at him* @__@ Oh dear.
Tsuna: *collapses with relief* Oh, good.
Gokudera: *kinda panting now* *looks at Tsuna, grinning a little like it's TOTALLY ALRIGHT* *and then is interrupted by SOME MOANING AND SQUISHING* ...............................
Lambo: ... Why are you guys watching porn?
Tsuna: *forgot about the tv for a minute* *sits up and bangs his head into Gokudera's* *flails* OH MY GOD. REMOTE. CHANNEL.CHANGE. *AKLSJAKLSJK* TV OFF NOW!
Gokudera: *sdhfkjewhdjshfdsj* *HEAD BONK* *sdhfkjwlefhs* *sees stars again* *almost falls backwards but scrambles to his feet to look for the remote* YES THE REMOTE!
Lambo: *not sure what's going on, probably doesn't want to know. He already had sex ed, after all* ... Why did the TV end up on porn?
Tsuna: *flails* THere was a weird commercial on and I tried to the change the channel and hit the wrong buttons. *flails and hopes GOkudera forgot what the commercial was*
Lambo: ... That could explain it. *sighs*
Gokudera: *well, he's forgotten it for now* *still looking for the remote* *drops to the floor, ass in the air and scouts out the remote*
Tsuna: *stares for half a second* =o= *flails and looks over at Lambo* Younger you was asking what they were doing on the tv!
Lambo: Ahhh, that. Well, my younger self is only 5.
Gokudera: *thinks he sees it and he dives for it, knocking something over in the process*
Lambo: ... Well, the 5 minute limit is nearing an end. I'll be back by the end of the day, most likely.
Tsuna: Ah... yeah. Bye. Um. *flails* Can you turn off the tv before you go? Since you're right next to it?
Gokudera: *flails and grabs it* FOUND IT!
Gokudera: *rolls over and points it at the TV, clicking the button* ........... *nothing happens*
Gokudera: *the batteries fell out*
Lambo: *POOF OF SMOKE* *little lambo appears, eating candy someone gave him in the future*
Tsuna: *reaches for the remote because it has to work* *topples over onto Gokudera's arm*
Lambo: ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOING STUFF
Gokudera: *O.O* *owowowow that hurts* T-TENTH. YOU'RE... ON MY... ARM.
Tsuna: SORRY! *gets up and tries clicking the remote* WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
Gokudera: THE BATTERIES FELL OUT!
Lambo: ... *skips off to find stuff to put in the microwave, this time, an egg. Which you're not supposed to put in*
Gokudera: *scrambles around on the floor for the batteries*
Tsuna: *breathes a sigh of relief when Lambo leaves* *flops down onto the couch, face first* *doesn't sob, but wants to*
Lambo: TSUNA TSUNA TSUNA THE EGGS EXPLODED. *staring at microwave*
Gokudera: *finds the batteries, toppling over a vase in the process* *stuffs them into the remote* THERE!
Tsuna: *didn't hear lambo over the SCREAMS OF PLEASURE on the tv*
Tsuna: TURN IT OFF QUICK!
Gokudera: I AM! *clicks the button and the TV does NOTHING* .........................
Tsuna: ................. OH MY GOD. =o= *flails as the porno reaches it's climax*
Gokudera: *fumbles with the batteries, glancing at the TV every other second, FREAKING THS SHIT OUT because OH MY GOD* *shfkl32hfwkjlerwhf3kwjfhdskj* ...
Tsuna: YOU PUT THEM IN WRONG DIDN'T YOU? *flails*
Gokudera: I'M SORRY!! *flails* *shkflewhfkjds*
Gokudera: *then he drops the batteries* ................
Tsuna: *drops down to his knees to pick them up* *one rolls between Gokudera's legs*
Gokudera: ................ *stares at Tsuna* Uhhhhh.
Tsuna: *is oblivious* *reaches for the escapee battery*
Gokudera: *blushes oh my god* .................. *the porno reaches the climax and he's totally watching* *shfklewhfkjdsl* *CANNOT TEAR HIS EYES AWAY*
Lambo: ... *sticks head in* WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? ARE YOU TOUCHING EACH OTHER?
Gokudera: *sdkjlfhewfhkjs* GO AWAY, YOU STUPID COW!
Lambo: I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING STUPIDERA.
Gokudera: WE'RE FIXING THE REMOTE! GO AWAY!
Tsuna: *grabs the battery and holds it up to Gokudera* Got it!
Lambo: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT STUFF TO FIX IT?
Gokudera: *takes it from him and puts it in the remote PROPERLY*
Tsuna: *moves to stand up, but trips over his own feet and grabs onto Gokudera for balance*
Gokudera: *feels SOMETHING grab onto his CROTCH* *looks down* ........................................................................................... *O.O*
Lambo: YOU ARE TOUCHING LIKE IN THE TV. *stares with wide eyes*
Gokudera: *almost drops the remote because OH MY GOD he might be... YEAH*
Tsuna: NO WE'RE NOT! *flails and topples backwards*
Lambo: BUT WHY ARE YOU DOING STUFF LIKE THAT?
Gokudera: *sdhfkjehfjk* *can't... move* *totally HORRIFIED and SCANDALIZED* .............................. WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING! *sdhklfj3whgrjdshgdf*
Gokudera: *chucks the only thing he's holding onto--which is the remote--at Lambo*
Lambo: IT LOOKS LIKE IT. LAMBO-SAN IS GONNA TELL MAMAN THAT YOU'RE LYING.
Tsuna: WE'RE NOT LYING. =o=
Lambo: YES YOU ARE.
Gokudera: WE ARE NOT! SHUT UP!
Lambo: YES YOU ARE. *picks nose* LAMBO-SAN KNOWS WHEN PEOPLE ARE LYING.
Gokudera: WE ARE NOT LYING! *moves to go strangle him and TRIPS OVER TSUNA*
Gokudera: *goes crashing down on top of him*
Tsuna: *is now under Gokudera* *flails*
Gokudera: *flails too* *shf3ehfljfds*
Tsuna: *flails more* *sdfklfjdksjfksjf* *shifts slightly* O.O OH MY GOD. *flails lots*
Gokudera: *sdhfdskj is still in shock and his leg is stuck somewhere and he's IN TSUNA'S FACE* *shdfl3hfkjs* OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY TENTH! *flails and tries to get off him*
Tsuna: WHAT IS THAT? *flails* =o=
Lambo: *watching curiously* O_o
Gokudera: *can hear the moaning and the oohing and the other naughty noises in the background* *wriggles his leg, sorta rubbing against Tsuna* *shkfjds*
Tsuna: *sakdjsakjdklajdlkj* GOKUDERA!
Gokudera: *dhfkjl2ejg3h;gkljldkgjds* WHAT!?! I'M... STUCK!
Tsuna: *dlksjjfkljgklsdg* STUCK? OH MY GOD. *wiggles trying to get away, but GOkudera is too heavy* *and Tsuna is weak*
Gokudera: MY LEG IS STUCK! I'M SORRY! *sdhfjs flails and tries to free his leg* *;_;*
Tsuna: *groans because Gokudera jostled him*
Gokudera: *rub rub rub* *totally doesn't realize he's doing it*
Lambo: *STILL WATCHING. WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING* *reaches into hair and grabs a lollipop*
Tsuna: =o=;;; GET OFF NOW!
Gokudera: I AM, BOSS! *finally jerks his leg free and rolls off him* *hdfkljehs*
Tsuna: *doesn't move is too freaked out* *totally had a reaction to the friction* *but only a slight reaction*
Gokudera: *oh, he definitely had a reaction to the friction* *trying very hard to hide it* *totally embarrassed oh my god*
Lambo: *still watching. CEILING LAMBO IS WATCHING*
Tsuna: *blushing* *tv is still going, but its a different porn now*
Gokudera: *blushing, too* *not looking at him* *walks over to the TV and turns it off* ...
Tsuna: *sits up and pulls his legs to his chest and hides his face against his knees*
Gokudera: I'm... sorry, Tenth. *quietly* *standing with his back to him*
Tsuna: *muffled* It's okay. *kfjksdjfkl* it was my fault...
Gokudera: *shkflsdh* No, it's... all right. We should just forget about it.
Lambo: *shrugs and skips off to go to something in the kitchen involving a blender and... one of his action figure toys*
Tsuna: Y-yeah... um. *flaps his arms uselessly at his sides* So...
Gokudera: *sits down on the couch, putting a pillow over himself to HIDE THINGS*
Gokudera: Yeah...
Tsuna: ... So. *hears the sounds coming from the kitchen* =o= I don't want to know what he's doing in there.
Gokudera: It's... probably that stupid cow. *pauses* Playing with... THE BLENDER?!
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD. I'M NOT GOING IN THERE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE MESS.
Gokudera: *pulls a cigarette out from his pocket, lighting it* *sinks lower into the couch* *doesn't want to move because well... YEAH*
Tsuna: *notices the smell of the cigarette* *sdfklfjkdjf* There's no ashtray in here!
Gokudera: *sdhkjfds* *couldn't help it* Oh! *looks at him* *stands up without thinking* ....
Tsuna: *happens to turn to face him right then* *eyebrow twitches* *sdjfkljfdklsjf* Um....
Gokudera: *sdhkfljewhqfjhdjs* *of course, everything is totally visible in those tight pants that he wears everyday* *turns away immediately* *sdhkjfslfkewhflkjh324kljgh*
Tsuna: *brain melts* =o=
Gokudera: *dies inside* *so, so, so embarrassed* *kinda tries to hide himself*
Tsuna: *hides his face against his knees again*
Gokudera: *not sure what to do now* *shfwkjhlefjks*
Gokudera: Umm...
Tsuna: Uh.... *hears something explode in the kitchen* *twitches*
Gokudera: *has NO IDEA what to do now* *of course, his body is like TAKE CARE OF ME NOOOOW, but his mind is like NO NO NO STAAAAAAY* ... Y-You should go figure out what's going on the kitchen, Boss! I'll stay h-here!
Tsuna: *flails* I don't want to know what's going on in there.
Gokudera: Well, um... I... Um. Maybe you should! *so he can escape and try to calm down*
Tsuna: F-fine *dklfjsklfj* *gets up and has to walk past Gokudera in order to get to the kitchen*
Gokudera: *shfkjes* *sinks lower into the couch, getting cigarette ash everywhere* ...
Gokudera: *closes his eyes and tries to calm himself down* *totally dying right now ;_;*
Tsuna: *takes one step into the kitchen, sees the mess* *wants to flee*
Lambo: OH HI. *has burning ash remains of his toy, and exploded egg all over the place*
Tsuna: *faints*
Tsuna: *body makes loud thump sound as it hits the floor*
Lambo: ... *stares* LAMBO-SAN DIDN'T DO IT.
Gokudera: *hears a loud thump and he turns his head* *sees Tsuna's leg in the kitchen doorway* .......................... *:O* *stands up immediately and rushes over to him*
Tsuna: *is out cold*
Gokudera: ....................... TENTH! TENTH! *shakes him* OH MY GOD!
Tsuna: *is shaken not stirred*
Gokudera: *shakes him some more* *FREAKING THE SHIT OUT* TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTH!
Lambo: *putting eggs in the blender without cracking them first and turns it on*
Gokudera: *sees Lambo* *glares at him* OI STUPID COW WHAT ARE YOU DOING! ................................................
Tsuna: *groans*
Gokudera: Tenth! *shakes him again* T-Tenth, please wake up!? *;_;*
Lambo: *EGGS FLY ALL OVR THE PLACE* THAT'S AWESOME.
Tsuna: *blinks and looks up at Gokudera* Uuuuuuuh....
Gokudera: *is hit with eggs* *PROTECTS THE TENTH FROM THE EGGS* Tenth, you're ALIVE!!
Tsuna: .... *blinks twice as much* Of course I am. *flails*
Gokudera: *helps him up*
Tsuna: *stumbles slightly and leans against Gokudera* *is a bit dizzy*
Gokudera: *holds him because he looks a bit dizzy* *looks at him caringly*
Lambo: *finding other stuff to dump into this new toy, the blender* WHAT ELSE CAN LAMBO-SAN PUT IN?
Gokudera: *lets go of Tsuna and goes over to attack Lambo, slipping on eggs and falling on his ass* STUPID COW STOP THAT!
Lambo: STUPIDERA CAN'T CATCH LAMBO-SAN!! *Jumps on Gokudera's head*
Gokudera: *shfkewlhgljwkhergd FLAILS MADLY* GET OFF MY HEAD YOU GODDAMN BRAT!!!1
Tsuna: *flails* OH MY GOD.
Lambo: LAMBO-SAN DOESN'T WANT TO.
Tsuna: *twitches and backs slowly out of the kitchen*
Gokudera: GET OFF GET OFF! NOW!!!!! *grabs him and CHUCKS HIM*
Tsuna: *is hit with Lambo*
Lambo: MUST. STAY. CALM. *SNIFFLES, SNOT ALL OVER HIS FACE*
Tsuna: *now has snot all over his shirt* *and eggs*
Gokudera: *stands up and turns around* .... !!!!!!!!
Gokudera: TENTH, I'M SORRY!!!
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: *twitches*
Lambo: *CRIES*
Gokudera: *covered in eggs, too* *walks over to Tsuna* ... O.O
Lambo: *SHOOTS SELF WITH BAZOOKA*
Lambo: ...Oh... my. O_o *on Tsuna*
Tsuna: *flails*
Gokudera: T-Tenth... *looks totally embarrassed and incredibly sorry* *does the first thing he can think of and he grabs Tsuna, pulling him close* ......................
Lambo: *flails a bit, because he's still sitting on Tsunna*
Tsuna: *is now sandwiched between Gokudera and Lambo*
Tsuna: *brainmelts*
Gokudera: *realizes that he's basically holding onto Lambo too, and he pulls away* !! *shoves Lambo away and into the mess* ... Stupid cow.
Lambo: ... O-oh dear. *flails a bit more, realizing that he's back a lot sooner than he expected, but shrugs it off*
Gokudera: *looks Tsuna over, holding onto his arms to examine him* ...
Gokudera: *is just... so... sdhfsklhkj*
Tsuna: =o=
Tsuna: Uh... *flails*
Gokudera: *trying to be calm and NOT CRY because he's manly and all that* We should... um, get... cleaned up.
Tsuna: Yeah... *dfskljklsjflk*
Gokudera: *looks at Lambo* Your younger idiot self made this mess, so you better fucking clean it up. *growl*
Lambo: ... I won't be here long enough to even clean it. Remember the 5 minute limit?
Gokudera: Start. Cleaning. Now. *glares at him*
Tsuna: =o=
Lambo: ... O-oh dear. Alright. I will. >_>;;; *starts cleaning*
Gokudera: Let'
Gokudera: Let's go get cleaned up. *to Tsuna*
Lambo: *cleaning. Not that it'll stay clean for long once the bazooka wears off, but whatever*
Tsuna: O-okay... *is too out of it to remember where his bathroom is*
Gokudera: *doesn't want to track egg all over the house, so he leads Tsuna out to the backyard through the door in the kitchen* *will just hose them off*
Tsuna: *blinks* Why are we outside?
Gokudera: To hose off. *goes and grabs it, turning it on*
Tsuna: ...
Tsuna: *jumps as cold water hits him*
Gokudera: *hoses Tsuna down* *grins*
Tsuna: *shivers* *is now drenched* We're going to get water all over the house when we go back in.
Gokudera: ... We can just stay outside and dry off then! *it's hot out right now anyway*
Gokudera: *hoses himself off*
Tsuna: ... Oh.
Tsuna: *watches Gokudera hose himself*
Gokudera: *when he finishes, he turns off the hose and wrings the water out of his hair*
Tsuna: *totally didn't think of doing that*
Tsuna: *water dripping down his face from his hair*
Gokudera: *grins at Tsuna* *thinks he looks pretty silly when he's all wet*
Tsuna: W-what? O.O
Gokudera: *shakes his head* Nothing! *sits down in one the lawn chairs, sighing*
Tsuna: *flails* It's not nothing.
Gokudera: It's nothing, Boss! Really! *waves his head, trying to be reassuring*
Tsuna: *is reassured*
Tsuna: *somewhat*
Tsuna: *sits down in another lawn chair*
Gokudera: *pulls a cigarette from his soggy pocket* *thankfully, they are dry and he lights up*
Tsuna: *scratches his nose* *kind of wonders what a cigarette tastes like, but doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to sound weird*
Gokudera: *inhales and feel about ten times better* *doesn't exactly have anything else to say to Tsuna right now, just sorta enjoying himself* *glances at him and smiles a little, though*
Tsuna: *smiles back* *awkwardly*
THE END!