It's always been my dream to punch a horse in the face. Can you make my dream come true? You be the horse and I'll be the dreamer...

I have decided. I'm growing a beard.

when we were in high school, and we met that chick online, then she came to Seattle, then we hung out with her...then I ditched you guys cause she was HONK. I'm Sorry.

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
'cuz I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
'cuz I can't even look in your eyes without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

Yao was so close, I could smell the egg rolls.

I'm not sure what to think about the pope dying.  I guess I could say I loved the man...not the way I love my mom or my girlfriend...more like I love him out of respect.  Though he doesn't have much power in the US, I still think his message was clear.  I've only known one pope in my life, and I know all of you have too.  So I think it will not ( Read more... )

This weather is great.  It rained, then thunderstorm, then hail.  Awesome.


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Ok, not really. But I fixed my computer without the help of Dell. Those punks. Put me on hold for an hour, that'll learn em'.

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