nicholai and me
ok so maybe only me and nicky think this is remotely entertaining, possibly b/c we're both kind of intensely insane/stupid, but i think that the story we wrote bears repeating...
hailtotheking08: what the fuck were we smoking?
hailtotheking08: FreckledBean8604: or something
NCG2004: yea
NCG2004: lets write a story
NCG2004: now!
FreckledBean8604: He didn't think it should be like this.
NCG2004: He wondered where his life went wrong, as he stared into the bleak scene infront of him
FreckledBean8604: Who could have looked inside themself and seen such capacity for destruction?
NCG2004: He had had a normal childhood, nothing violent or out of the ordinary. But that all changed with the incident.
FreckledBean8604: He snapped back to the present, knowing how easily he got lost in musings over The Incident.
NCG2004: Not sure if he was awake or asleep, Gerald walked out of his front door to see what he thought he saw on his front lawn: this destruction
hailtotheking08: FreckledBean8604: This destruction had been there eternally, yet somehow it changed as if blown by the wind in his eyes: shifting, swirling like oils in a delicate highway tapestry.
NCG2004: Saying aloud," Can this be reality," Gerald contemplated his existance. Struggling over the cosmic question: Why am I here?
FreckledBean8604: Then he strapped the chainsaw to his arm, put on his pith helmet, and set out to play God.
NCG2004: The sea was angry that day.
FreckledBean8604: Not as angry as Gerald, he thought with a grimace.
NCG2004: Gerald had a look in his eyes that said "nothing will come between me and my quest of vengance, not even that harlet I left dead in an alley on my way to the top!"
hailtotheking08: FreckledBean8604: Even so, he questioned his need to carry a vial of her blood in his right pocket, a vial mixed with her life fluid and a potent mixture so deadly that he feared for all mankind.
NCG2004: One drop into the wattery abyss below him, and a third of the human race will be wiped out, their water supply contaminated for years. What is that secrect potent mixture that creates such a catastropich effect? The truch may never be revealed
FreckledBean8604: But as he gazed out upon that endlessly churning sea, he had to ask himself if it would really make a difference to let it fall from his hand, to unleash the true fury and wrath of that tiny mixture. He wondered, as the sky darkened and the roar of the battle grew near.
hailtotheking08: NCG2004: Before he could debate the issue, a cannon ball struck the side of his vessel. He was going down fast, yet time stopped. He could see into the future, into his future, and he liked what he saw. The death, the anger, and finally, The Destruction, still standing, as patient as time its self.
FreckledBean8604: As he sank lower, he began to let go of everything that had held him back those twenty something years...but he could not let go of her. not this time. never again.
NCG2004: He cluched the vial in his left hand, and held it close to his heart, swearing never to let go...but he soon realized the eventuality of the situation and forced himslef to swin towards the surface
hailtotheking08: FreckledBean8604: as he clutched to the board, gasping for air, he laughed at how suddenly everything looked like her...the scratches in the board...the clouds above him...the corpse floating besides him.
NCG2004: Comming back to his sences, he realized that it was her rotting corpse floating beside him. But how can that be he thought, I left her body in Quetzaltenango, and I'm fighting in Russia.
FreckledBean8604: "Small world," he apostrophe'd to the corpse as he tied it to his sinking board. Safe upon her back, he was carried back to shore.
NCG2004: Although he had come this far in his journey, his traveles had just begun. The great war loomed in the distance, and he was still asking "WHY?"
FreckledBean8604: Then the earthquake hit.
NCG2004: time to go to sleep, continued tomorrow
FreckledBean8604: peace.
hailtotheking08: time for round two
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hailtotheking08: and....go
hailtotheking08: He felt the first tremor, but dismissed it as another bomb dropping. By the time he realized that it was an earthquake, the sea had opened up underneath him, swallowing him in a violent whirlpool.