Because I'm bored and you are too
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.- "-selconsciously as an urchin. I offered her a mug of water and she-" (shitty ass book on the plague my grandma is forcing upon my mom)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? Ugly couch's ugly armrest.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? - VH1. duh.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 9:21
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 9:24! booyah!
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? ocean, ceiling fan
7: When did you last step outside? hour ago, was wandering around Lahaina
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? my email
9: What are you wearing? black skirt, blue tank top, white shirt
10: Did you dream last night? yeah, i don't wanna talk about it....erk...
11: When did you last laugh? when yasmin told me what miriam's been up to
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? bad hotel art
13: Seen anything weird lately? a hunchbacked, severely sunburned (to the point of being purple) old woman hobbling across the beach
14: What do you think of this quiz? good waste of time
15: What is the last film you saw? that one where Tom Cruise and Nicole Cruise pretend to have a lot of sexual tension except they're both doing really bad Irish accents and pinin' for the homeland and then I fell asleep
16: What if you became a multi-millionaire overnight? sexdrugsandrockandroll
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: i would punch my grandma in the face if i could get away with it
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? perfect economics for everyone or some shit like that
19: Do you like to dance? i head-bob
20: George Bush: deze nuts
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Hope
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Miles