Do You Think Dragons Really Do That?

[fighterzero]

Well, no date tonight, as no one in their right mind would keep a date with me. Of course, I don't know why I'm bitching since I blatantly bailed on someone today myself. So, I guess it figures. Went over v1.3 of my Crisis of the Overmen draft with Drew, and he dug it, so I might take one more pass at it before I call it the final iteration. But I

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You're SO fucking cruel.

[queenhalloween]

Why must you torment me like this, Dante?
*hyperventelates*

Forever your slave,
XOXO Michelle XOXO

Can I tell the Truth Instead?

[boo_cifer]

I can't lie. You are pretty hot. You look the best in the second picture, because you seem as if you AREN'T trying to look cool. The sentiment is "I'm so confident that I'm hot, I'm going to just ignore that camera".
The others are a teeny bit cheesy 'cause you're all "look at me in my bad-ass shades with a cigarette. I'm so hardcore".

Honestly, though -
You = Hot

Re: Can I tell the Truth Instead?

[fighterzero]

Well, I wanted to take pictures of my new sunglasses, and it was already nighttime, so there was no hope of me taking non-ridiculous pictures. Plus, I'm a freaking ham, and I live my life like a mid-90's european action star in America.

Think of me like you're own personal Jean-Claude Van Damme, except the coke habit is more prominent but I'm willing to cuddle.

Thank you for the compliments though. ::looks down and rubs toe in the dirt:: Aw shucks...

Re: Can I tell the Truth Instead?

[boo_cifer]

"I wear my sunglasses at night..."
O.k., that's allowed, I suppose.

If you know me at all, you know that cuddles are always very welcome. *L*

[fighterzero]

My coworkers call me Sven, What Comes From The North.

And they've taken to using European greetings and slang "to make me feel more at home".

They'll all be dead soon.

[purple_chica]

You might be cute if it weren't for the cigarette

^_^

[fighterzero]

YOU LOVE THE JET COOL TASTE OF MY ROCK AND ROLL LIPS

[queenhalloween]

WHATS THAT HANGING FROM YOUR NUT?
Oh nevermind I know who that is....

[fighterzero]

Cease and desist.

I'll have none of this going on here.