Man, I am posting from work. You bring out the naughtiness in me.
I don't know that the notion of talking to you being better than visiting Meghan is that much of a compliment, in and of itself. There lots of things, like shitting live pirhanas, that are better than visiting Meghan.
And take it from a guy who has had live pirahanas up his ass: NOT. PRETTY.
But, regardless, you are my one and only, I love you more than God loves the earth, and I'd rather shit pirhanas than be so far away from you :(
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I don't know that the notion of talking to you being better than visiting Meghan is that much of a compliment, in and of itself. There lots of things, like shitting live pirhanas, that are better than visiting Meghan.
And take it from a guy who has had live pirahanas up his ass: NOT. PRETTY.
But, regardless, you are my one and only, I love you more than God loves the earth, and I'd rather shit pirhanas than be so far away from you :(
Have a bitchin' summer,
Santa
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