Question For The Ages: Does anybody remember that comedy skit about burglar deterrent systems, and one of them was a mannequin that sat on your porch in a rocking chair with a shotgun and said in a demon voice "I Want To Put My Evil Inside You." ? Was that SNL or Kids in the Hall?Busy fucking busy ( Read more... )

It used to be "So much time, so little to say ( Read more... )

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I am the happiest man alive right now. Even though I just lost a perfectly good hour ( Read more... )

I am full of hate.

Yes. So, we went to the Studio Movie Grill for to see yon Hellboy last night. If anyone really cares, I'll be happy to go into my thoughts about it, but in short, it basically sucks. Very cool visuals, very faithful to the source material, boring as shit with some seriously bad acting and very weak script ( Read more... )

Today, I am going to start a savings account. This is something that I have needed to do for some time now, really, but if I do it right now I get a 25 dollar gift card that I can use wherever VISA debit cards are accepted ( Read more... )

You know, how sometimes when people are really famous and accomplished, Harvard or someone will give them an honorary masters or Phd or whatever ( Read more... )

A gift:


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Food For Thought: Why aren't they called Unihorns? Where's that blasted c come from?