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[fightinghand]

Our Jack, ever cunning and tricky,
Donned a Rose disguise, fooling poor Mickey!
Jack was just getting nailed
When the hologram failed -
And then things got surprisingly sticky.

When one's sex life is widespread and free
Prophylactics prevent STDs.
Jack avoided the poxx
When he rogered the Moxx -
But got splinters from shagging a Tree.