Sixth Piece of Eight [Action]

[fightlikeacow]

[At the crossroads near Houses 16 and 27, a small, less-than sturdy kiosk has gone up. It has a big sign which says "Threepwood's Previously Owned Souvenir Emporium". It's full of random objects such as a large stack of books, bottles of alcohol, sets of silverware, a leather jacket, a coffin, and a single porcelain urn which is placed in a corner

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[fightlikeacow]

Hey there! Have a look around. See if anything catches your eye.

[fightlikeacow]

You like those, huh? Those are genuine rhinestones.

[markofthewise]

[Sokka comes up, slams a fist on the kiosk, and with a conspiratorial glance both ways, he lowers his voice and speaks.]

I need a flammable fuel source. Plenty of it and not too explosive... and I don't want anyone knowing where I got it.

[fightlikeacow]

[Talking fast, and gesturing with every word. Imitating Stan]

Well, sir, I have for you one genuine mahogany coffin. Nice and large, and with a satin lining that should make good kindling. What's more, we're completely discreet. No messy receipts or sales records to trace it back to you.

[markofthewise]

No no, that's no good. It needs to be liquid and portable. What else you got?

[fightlikeacow]

[He pauses for a moment.]

Alcohol! We've got lots of alcohol right here. Both liquid and flammable.