Cullen The Herd 3.2
CAUTION: 60+ screens for 3.1MB. OH NOES, CUTE TALKING! Hokies we got ourselves some vampirism, bathing times, doggy sexing - with each other not with sims, mind, get your head out of the beastial gutter. Even though we've been there. And stuff - some births, some deaths and... THE ~*~SUPERNATURAL~*~
BUT FIRST..! A really freaken short and abridged spare update. A condensed version... a summation, if you will...
HELLO HEDWIG NEWTON!! :D :D Oh yeah, as you may have seen in the Cullen the Herd: The Harvest downloads post, I fully extracted her face and she and Deacon got married and hads the bbs.
Unsurprisingy, Deacon was pretty damn stoked about this.
They NOT-SHOCKINGLY, jeeebus what is it about kids in threes in this family, had triplets; two boys and a girl, Kendall, Will and Darla (all named for Buffy the Vampire Slayer vampires: Harmony Kendall, Spike (aka William the Bloody) and, ASTONISHINGLY, Darla. *laughs*).
Will, the youngest, is a COMPLETE and utter adorabubble book worm. As a toddler he'd constantly ask Deacon to read him books which Deacon took with so much gusto you'd think he'd been denied the same pleasure as a child... WAIIIIIIT..!
Meanwhile Kendall and Darla were ALL about their Mum. Who can blame them really, I mean again HEDWIG NEWTON?!?! YOU CAN'T SCRIPT GOLD LIKE THAT!
Okay so I didn't really take any shots at all of them and the ones I did take I kinda ditched cause I wanted to just make everyone go OH MY GOD SO CUTE and then get back to the main action.... xD So here's Darla and Kendall, as children, being cute. :D
Which I guess for them is a constant occurrance... But anyway as its the only shot of ANY of them as children, ENJOY!
Seriously though, Kendall + Darla? They're a clique even into teenagerdom - which, coincidentally, is when I got their parents to vamp them... ^_^;; They largely ignore Will for the most part -- which goes both ways cause he ignores them too and autonomously just reads ALL THE TIME..!
But who cares if he's a tad antisocial? He's always polite, immaculately dressed, and CUTE. AS. A. BUTTON..!
Unlike his brother Kendall... Well okay apart from the cute as a button part. AUGH!!! *squishes all their cheeks*
OKAY! Meanwhile.. BACK TO THE MAIN CULLEN HOUSE! Y Halo thar Miyu! Didn't you like... Move out, a WHILE ago?
Miyu: Yes, Yes I did! *plink plinks on keyboard unimpressively*
Me: You're looking awfully chipper, just checking in on your offspring on a break from your heady off-lot marriage to Persimmon Drop?
Miyu: Surely, can't let my spawn think I don't love them now can I? Plus I just filled my Assisting-Old-Ladies-Across-The-Street quota to bring my stret cred back to "really one of those nice-and-just-misunderstood Vampires, not those stereotyped eat-little-innocent-babies ones you see in the media" after I did in fact accidentally eat a live baby. I was hungry and one was handy... And stuff... So anyway now the villagers no longer want to put a pitchfork in my face! YAY! >:D
So anyway, while Miyu was visiting I thought, well, k, cool, lets vamp some boys and shuffle them loose the mortal coil..! Uh.. I mean move them out ^_^ Well actually I guess I mean both. WOOT TWO FOR ONE! Except there's two of them. FOUR FOR ONE! OR SOMETHING! YEAAAH!! *shakes maraccas*
Bishop? AWESOME.
And now some sparkly brotherly love. See, told you they'd ALWAYS be together. And now they're together in that special way. Not THAT special way, LAWDS, they're not the Winchesters. >_>;;
Knight, honey! What a sweetheart. Weird skin mesh overlay thinger problem aside. He's wearing a sheer turtle neck okay you guys?
*sticks to guns*
Lawds Carmilla is totes exotic looking. LOVE IT!
Oh, so, time to attain the next generation of the Cullen-hounds. World? Meet Count Spanku-lot. I am not even kidding about that name, that's a REAL vampire from a kid's tv show. Are you scarred? I know I am.
From the wikipedia page about the tv series, Codename: Kid's Next Door:
Count Spankulot is a vampire that has been known to spank children who misbehave. ... It has since emerged that he can pass on the desire to spank naughty children, in other words, turning others into spank-happy vampires, by spanking someone without his gloves, like a vampire's bite (Operation L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N.) and if the Count turned you into a spank-happy vampire, the cure to the curse is to spank back the Count.
Seriously, read his entry. He's messed up.
YAY!! Make friends and then make puppies you two! I WANT SPOTS!! GIVE THEM TO MEEEE!!
Well HELLO new default plantsim skin replacement. Suits Miriam SO much more! :D I am a huag fan of less-shiny. OM NOM NOM!
While we're on the subject of new things, Miriam starts a new posthumous heir portrait of Bathory. Good lighting, EPIC face. ♥
Uh, Spankie? BE. NICE. TO. YOUR. MOTHER. IN. LAW!! Do you really want to piss off such an obvious abomination of science?! O_O;; WHO KNOWS WHAT THE REPURCUSSIONS COULD BE?!!??! I don't want you to talk die, I want you to procreate! >_<;; Wont anyone think of the puppies?!
I never sold the beds, and Carmilla decided she liked Knight's old window view better... Her bed vacated Anna monopolised the pinker end but.. WHO IS THEIR INVISIBLE SLEEPING MATE IN THE MIDDLE?!!??!? O_O;;; *fear*
Okay Spankie gets it right SOME of the time, he made friends REALLY fast with his supernatural father-in-law. I guess you get props for THAT, silly Dally...
Time for a bit of a makeover to suit the new skin. NAWW LOVE ALL OF YOUR WORKS, MIRIAM! And I also like Moose. YOU CAN DO NO WRONG! Well except for that whole being unable to get your shit together for three seconds to plead for your mother's life. You know, apart from THAT... >_>;;
NO WRONG!
See? She's DEAD sexy. xD xD
Carmilla got a little bit of a makeover while I was at it too. I figured she was a teenager and she'd have all her parents makeups to mess about with. ^_^
YES YES YES GO GO PUPPY MAKING GOOD TIMES!!!
It always cracks me up that the pets seem to get a MUCH more impressive light show when indulging in a spot of woohooism than the sims. Is it cause there's no possible emotional baggage, and its JUST about the puppy shake depositation?
Uh.. Miyu..? O_O;;
No really, Miyu? What do you think you're doing?
MENAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGLE!!! >_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Poor Miriam. She weeps again. Carmilla just keeps making grilled cheese to get her stalwartly through the pain. Or she really doesn't care about her estranged-Mum. Either.
*sigh* Another Cullen heir bites the dust. *plants flowers to her memory*
MIYU WOULD'VE WANTED IT THIS WAY, OKAY?!?! Prolonging the life of a sweet little woman who never got a childhood. Its the only good and proper thing, alright?
DON'T QUESTION MY MOTIVES!!
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Oh look! Its Captain Picard before he lost his hair..! Uh.. I mean... Knox Starling (simkittensims). HI KNOX! Are you here to make 'friends' with Carmilla?! :D :D
No? You're just here to plink real guds on the family piano? Huh. K. Whatever floats your boat... He stayed there, plinking away with two fingers for about 30 hours too ^_^;;
YES TWO!! That is a MUCH more manageable number of puppies :D Unless its lying. *eyes game suspiciously*
Anna has a very strong and obviously illustrated dedication to sparkle motion.
HUZZAH!! Her chlildren who I so hope are spotty-as dazzle into corporeality. Oh hey, who's tentatively come to watch back there..?
EEE! Y HALO THARR STEFFI (javabean_dreams)! :D Ignored Bessie completely I see. VERY intelligent of you, I commend your good sense! :D :D
OH yeah, lol, the puppies names. ^_^ Coraline & St John (pronounced Sinjin in the british way xD) both after characters from the tv series Moonlight, Coraline & Mick St.John.
Immediately Carmilla goes to great lengths to show how great of a mother she would be. By playing with the puppies and cleaning their bowls and dog houses etc.. Until she passes out from exhaustion... Darling? Being able to monitor your OWN needs is also a part of being a good parent, kthx? ^_^;;
Carmilla: RAAAAARRRRRGH!! I don't care what you say, I do what I like, SEE?!?!
Um.. Wow, you're going to be a fun pregnant sim. *gulps*
Oh my gaaaaaawds. This is Steffi's (javabean_dreams ) selfsim in man-form -- Steffan. He's TOTES hot, Y/Y?!?! I'd hit that. :D
And then I was really excited about Maylin's retro coffee machine and stuck it in their house. But unfortunately all attempts at implementing hacks and overrides to stop the coffee obsession failed miserably so it went soon after. *pouts*
Now I just put the coffee machine in places on a walk-through block so that sims ignore its existence but it still looks pretty. Pity. ;_;
But for a day or so, the Cullens? ~*~*~*~~~CAFFIENATED..!~~~*~*~*~
And now let me introduce you to the interestingly faced work colleague of Carmilla. HAI INDIGO FOX! Great name, alien off-spring man. Not sure about your choice of glasses and facial hair. I guess with eyes that big you'd want to protect them from the sun... But green lenses, man? Surely not.
Oh well, no one ever said we were against visual genetic diversity in the Cullens. In fact we thrive on it! ^_^
Well HAI there Miyu! I was worried the ghosts on this lot were all borked because I hadn't seen Bathory's ghost at ALL yet and it was stressing me out, and then Miyu popped up with her weird scalp and opaque fangs and made it all alright... DOES BESSIE HAVE A GRAVE STONE NEXT TO HER?! O_O;;
Uh... So, um, whooops! ^_^;; RIP, Indigo Fox.
I guess he'll make a cool looking ghost? *sweatdrop*
Miyu: OH MY GOD THIS SHADE OF GREEN DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME, AND I AM NOT A FAMILY SIM!! DAMMIT! ALSO, MY SPECTRAL FEET ARE WET.
Don't look at me, I didn't do or set ANY of these things O_O
WOOOOT The sun must be out, Carmilla's suddenly experiencing a DAZZLING BIRTHDAY..! *old Twilight joke is totes old and yet still satisfying to type*
HOT!! Also imbued with MAGICAL POWERS! Notice how when she began transitioning it was day but MERE MILLISECONDS later, its night and the confetti is still flying?! CARMILLA CAN CONTROL PLANETARY MOVEMENT!!!!!! ARMAGAAAAAAAD!
A few adult adjustments later and... EEE! LOVELY!
Miyu: I don't think she looks lovely. She looks normal. And not green. Like me. WHY BE AVERAGE?! Also? These flowers suck. I hate yellow. Yellow is for feebles. BLEH!
Carmilla: Death has clearly clouded our mother's judgement and she's totally lost the plot. Like our dog, she MAKES NO SENSE. TO PLOTLESS ENEMIES OF SCIENCE! I SAY: DO NOT WANT!
Miyu totally possessed Miriam's body and decided if she had to be green, so did her daughter. And thusly:
HOLY SHIT TERROR AT THE DISCO! O_O;;; Why is it that really awesomely exotic features look good when they're on the face of a tanned sun-bunny, but when plant skin is transposed upon it its FREAKISH?!
And don't tell me because she's become a person who is possessed by plants. Like those fungus that take over the brain of ants. That shit is fucked up, yo. You just KNOW adult ants tell all the little baby larvae "Now eat your peas and go to bed early, kiddies, or the BRAIN EATING FUNGUS will get you." Jeebus you could just show your human kids that footage and scare them with that for the rest of their lives. O_O;;
Speaking of human worm babies... HELLO THERE GENERATION FOUR! You know, while you've got the ability to self procreate, why not go for it? xD
AND! This time, the baby counts! The ideal plantsim installed for when next I would need to call upon their genes for this time around was made by hidden_kitten (grab him from her Plantsim Replacement post over at allsims). :D SMEXY ELFIE GENES, GO!!
Welcome to the world, Count Cullen!!
OH YEAH! You guessed right, jtph_jo dared me to name the next boy that was born in the Cullens after Count Count from Sesame Street. HE LOoOoOOOOOOooOoVES TO COUNT..! And far be it from me to back down from THAT kind of challenge. :D
But... Uh... Yeah... Boy... ^_^;;
Okay so I love Miriam hardcore and we have two plantsims (well three xD) in the house now. So there's no excuse not to UNPLANTIFY Miriam and see what she looks like underneath all that :D
Yes I know you've never been anything BUT a plantsim bb, but it'll be okay, I promise. Your mother did it and she came through it JUST fine. :D
OoOoer! MUCH Much better, Y/Y?! Well okay she needs new makeup, but still. I LOVE YOU HARD CORE MIRIAMCAKES! Flowing locks and heretofore undiscovered wispy face softners become you, ma petite fleur. ♥
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?!!? KILL IT! WITH FIRE!! O_O;;;;;;;; Count, why are you a terrifying, TERRIFYING toddler?! Carmilla? Indulge me and pop out another, will you? We need a girl anyway...
*crosses all digits on fingers and toes and rocks back and forth*
Don't be hideous, don't be hideous, don't be hideous...
Well... Could be worse? HAI EPHEMERA!
YUS! GIRL! Named after one of Rayne's vampiric half-sisters from BloodRayne 2 :D And just cause its one of my favourite words. xD
Miyu: OI! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO WITH MY MUM?!?!
Me: Um, I didn't do anything, everything she did SHE DID TO HERSELF! And I cried about it, okay? REAL. TEARS. Lawds. Although if you mean what did I do to her now that she's dead and she seems to me missing.. IDK?! I'm just as worried as you, bb.
*stresses that she's somehow been completely lost from the lot*
Miriam: WOO, I WIN!
Lawds, even though I just had an insane three course meal including deliciously delicious lamb roast and chocolate pudding. And its quarter past eleven. I could SO do a bang up fish dinner. RIGHT. NOW.
With some freshly steaming basmati rice and sliced up tomatoes? Maybe with a few semi-sundried tomatoes as well? Just to sweeten the pot? ARMAGAD.
Miyu: New makeover. I WIN AGAIN!
♥
Miriam: That's right dear 'Miriam' and I'm much more awesome than your mother, 'Carrrrmillaaah.' *pets Count's head*
Uh, M? Wha!? You practically brought Carmilla up, what's with all the weird mutiny for someone you actually have a strong bond with..?
...Or that you randomly hate, WTF!!?!? For what reason?! O_O;;;;
Miriam: Lawds there's too many animals in this house, we're gonna run out of money for biscuits. DANCE BISCUITS..!
Carmilla: All these puppies make me want to bud more babies!
*slaps own forehead* I THINK NOT, CARMILLA! I mean they might be able to take care of themselves and you don't have to feed them and playing in the toilet is actually advisable for them and.. Am I trying to talk myself into this?! Wha?!
Generation four is born, and crawling around looking for sources of night-sun. How randomly anti-vampire. But, their existence, according to MY OWN RULES >_<;;; means the house has to have a servo. Or twenty. Did I drink an entire bottle of fanta that day or something?! Anyway, this means: GET ROBOT MAKING, MIRIAM! *cracks whip*
And while you're at it, watch the brain-eating-fungus-babies? Who... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY IN SIM CITY, I desperately hope grow out of toddler awkward and grow up cute... >_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;
*contorts entire body so that everything humanly possible is crossed*
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