Cullen The Herd 3.3
CAUTION: 56 screens for 2.7MBs. Incessant prattle, a conspicuous lack of sex and yet death, violence, and QUESTIONABLE PARENTING CHOICES.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOP..! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! *sirens* KNOX STARLING (simkittensims) HAS BEEN SIGHTED!
Why is this important and siren worthy?
Carmilla has hit downtown cause I figure there should probably be a 'humanly concieved' possible heir in the generation four mixup.
Knox: Sup, Wall? Guess what? Carmilla? She's hot! *goes all bowlegged*
Carmilla: Oh, really? *purrs and struts his way*
Knox: Dude, what is this foliage doing?! She might be hot but whatever I'm WAAAY too cool to say shit like that to her face with the Wall listening.
Carmilla: *releases insta-happy pollens to cheer herself up*
Random Townies Including Lux Alexander (baykinz) & javabean_dreams herself: OOOH WHAT IS THAT OUTRAGEOUS FLAVOUR??!? WE LOVE IT!!
Carmilla: *instant jocularity*
Sup Bruno Darwin (stakeit_uk)? :D :D :D
The caption on this screenshot is "Bruno is Controversial" so I'm assuming he's talking about how women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen or that illegal aliens should stop moving into his neighbourhood and stealing his jobs or sommat. IDEK!
That'll teach me to play two generations ahead and then get really busy with people's weddings and such and not update with the material shot three months before...
So anyway... HELLO THARRR NATHAN PEET (dothesmustle)!
Well, that's an interesting double afternoon delight she's coveting there... *strokes beard* Charles, if you remember is none other than simkittensims's self-sim... AS A MAN! :D
Nathan Peet = DIVA! This huge sobbing fit he's having here? His reaction to her ASKING HIM ON A DATE. Way to over-react there, Nate... Though 'Milla's doing some extreme overreaction of her own back there. WTF you're going to cut a bitch cause he turned you down? ITS GONNA HAPPEN AT SOME POINT YOU KNOW, WOMAN >_>;;
BILBO (katu_sims)! THAT IS YOUR KIND-OF GRAND DAUGHTER. STOP BEING INNAPROPRIATE RIGHT NOW, KTHX >_<;;;
Oh and in case you're wondering abotu continuity -- no that's NOT Carmilla Nathan's having an animated conversation about how charismatic he is with back there, its some other plantsimian victim from the Cullen's previous PLANTAGEDDON.
Carmilla: GAWDS! Screw drama-fu diva's and my kind-of grandfather. CHARLES IS UNMITIGATINGLY HOT!
BILBO! WHAT DID I SAY?! Down boy! GAWDS.
(PS? The girl in the black dress who's been staring out that window for HOURS? Its lemonlime35's attempt at a Nett self sim. YAY! xD)
Nathan: WTF YOU'RE OUT ON A DATE WITH THAT V-NECKED JUMPER WEARING MUSTACHOID SIM, MERE HOURS AFTER ASKING ME OUT?!?! I MIGHT'VE SAID NO, BUT DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS?! I could've just been playing it cool cause the Wall was watching ;_; YOU CALLOUS BITCH!!!
Carmilla: *clearly caught off-guard and mesmerised by Nate's pointer finger pad*
Charles: *passively waiting for his date to be finished with her friend*
Bilbo's lips: *REALLY WANTED TO BE IN THIS SCREENSHOT*
This bit of conflict over, Carmilla and Charles <-- LOL SO HARD AT THE PAIRING, AMIRITE!?!? xD xD Its like a sick and twisted OTP xD -- ANYWAY, Carmilla and Charles headed out to the verandah of the property to get out of everyone's way and privately continue their date...
Nathan: *chases them outside* NO! SERIOUSLY. I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE YOUR NERVE! THE AUDACITY! You'll get your comuppence, Lady.. Oh yeah I'll get yours...
Carmilla: *Shocked and appalled at this accostment*
Charles: *Passively waits for his date to complete her business*
Nathan: ...AND YOUR LITTLE DOG'S TOO! *Grrrs in Charles' general direction*
AND ITS OOAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Oh wow, now we see where people's REAL loyalties lie. Check out the crowd favourites, Two Carmilla, but Steffi has some full money on Nathan to kick butt..! O_O *gasp*
AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YOU SOME CULLENACTION, STEFFI!
Knox: OH THE HUMANITY!
Nathan: WTF I'M PUNCHING AIR? WHERE IS SH--- AAAH MY CENTURY WORM!!!
(I'm not even kidding you guys, that is an ACTUAL D&D creature. WTF IS GOING ON THERE?! Its got everything from extreme penis simulation to a bit of opposite vagina dentata, to a dude who appears to be collecting the sticky mucus oozing from it's tip mouth opening thing..! Also: FURRY GAY PRIDE!!)
Meanwhile, Charles is enjoying his date immensely by autonomously fulfilling his own wants and patiently waiting for his possible girlfriend to finish up her prior engagement.
Which is JUST AS WELL Charles is extending the date time all on his own, cause this battle has been raging on for approximately TEN. MINUTES. Not ten sim minutes, I mean ten REAL WORLD minutes.
The doors swing shut on the spectators, just as Nathan emerges VICTORIOUS!
Nathan? You're a bully. ;_;
... And this teenaged chick is a superhero. Who's arse is being innapropriately admired by Bilbo Dork. STOP BEING INNAPROPRIATE DUDE LAWDS!
Carmilla: THAT COMPLETELY SUCKED. I CALL MATCH FIXING!
Charles: OK, so, uh, thanks... I guess... But that could have been better, you know...
Me: YOU THINK?!?! O_O;; Although you DID do an impressive effort at attempting to make it a dream date all on your lonesome, Charlie. I APPLAUD YOUR ENDEVOURS!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch: THERE IS POTENTIAL FOR ADORABLE HERE! Also ragingly over-exposed toddler is over-exposed. What up with the bright lights, kid?
I was feeling like splurging a little and I felt bad for Miriam because I HAVE LOVE FOR HER and she was living in squalor. So I made her a cozy little nook. Complete with partially opened window for breeze :D And an owl that stares into the back of her neck when she's sleeping. Because everyone is fond of owls.
Count: AUUUGH LET GO OF MEEEEEEE! *beats Carmilla's chest*
Carmilla: I CAME HOME TO AVOID MOAR FIGHT! O_O;;;;;;;;;
We interrupt this carnival of ultra-violence (sans ultra) by saying: Sup Anker Baykinz ( baykinz 's man-formed selfsim)?! Still super cute I see. ^_^ You enjoying your stint as Cullen posterboy? :D
Count: I WILL CLAW YOUR FAAAACE!!
*wonders if Nathan Peet did some kind of astral possession ritual and took over the body of Carmilla's son*
WOOTS! The Cullens FIRST EVER Mr. Roboto!
Oh yeah we have puppies, I remember now. xD SIMULTANEOUS ADULT-PLODE! Either that or they've taken to wearing really shiny hats to ward off alien canine brain reading.
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the CLONES..!!!!!
What in the heck?! Identical dogs are identical, and they got their Dad, Count Spank-U-Lot's floppy ears but apart from that they look EXACTLY like their mother, Anna.
WHERE ARE MY DALLY SPOTS?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?! *pouts*
I've worked out which is which, St John has the more sticky-out-ie floppy ears, so he's on the far side of the bed, and Coraline is on the near side.
And Awwwww, *huggles Coraline* I don't like death either, baby.
Good Morrow, Good Nanny Ava! ^_^
Oh my gods. Is it the International Day to Pick On Carmilla or something?! O_O Ava?! LEAVE HER ALONE! She's had a really rough time of it. ;_;
SHIT! O_O;;; Abi is going to die soon! ;_; I know all I've done her ENTIRE EXISTENCE is bitch and scream about her very existence being an abomination, but now that its almost over I'm really sad for her.
WHOA! Okay, everyone?! Plantsims? THEY ARE HAX! *half tempted to turn all her toddlers into plant-sims to speed up the aging/skilling process* xD
RIP ABI CULLEN!
You fabulous freak of nature, you. <33333333333333333
*moment of silence*
Ephemera: OM NOM NOM SAND IS DELICIOUS!!
Okay this doesn't count as bad parenting - lol count - as she IS a plant sim and plants derive nutrients from soils. SO THIS IS COMPLETELY OKAY, ALRIGHT?!
Uh... Count? Are you suffering from early on set teen-sim head tilt? O_O;;
WHOA!! LEAFPLODEY ADULTHOOD!!
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE FORTUNE SIMS?!!? Don't you guys know you're in a POVERTY challenge?! Also, YAY FOR AWESOME ELF EARS!! :D :D
Unfortunately though, Count is a boy. So therefore he has to get out. But I wanna know what he looks like without being a plantsim before he goes.. SO!! Now he's a plant...
And now he's not! CUTE!!
*gets his arse vamped and out of the house*
BYE COUNT!, It was absolutely TOPS while it lasted :D
Holy crap! You eat ONE handful of sand, and you suffer for it for a week... Kind of an awkward entourage for a toddler to have... ALTHOUGH I'm so sure I've baby sat kids in my time that actually did this in real life >_>;;
EPHEMERA EXPLODES INTO ADULTHOOD! And, uh, good work there getting your hand in-shot there, Miriam. Yes I know we've been kind of neglecting you this update, you'll get more air time in the future, I promise. REMEMBER THE LOVE!?!?!
OH MY! FINALLY! A family sim!! *finds them the MOST easy to play*
Interesting turn ons and offs there, Ephemera. O_O;;
And cause I BURN WITH THE NEED TO KNOW, I got her also to drink some fungicide and WOOTS, plant-no-more! POINTY features are pointy! O_O;; But you can really see how she's half her plant-daddy and half-Carmilla. And I love so hard that her eyes are still naturally Topaz Butterscotch. WHAT A CUTE LITTLE FACE! :D
Miriam: Yeah yeah, ho hum, talking about heirs and such *yawns*
A little make-over later, and REALLY INTERESTINGLY HOT, RIGHT?!?! :D :D
BAH! Welcome to another edition of Ava: The Unquiet Deaded Nanny.
Ephemera: So I'm the fourth generation of this family and yet the second is still wandering around the house almost the same age as me? As is my mother!? WOW!! Who could've guessed that would happen? If OOONLY we had a crystal ball, then we could tell!
Miriam: *falls asleep in her thai food*
Carmilla: I.. Have to go... To do that thing... With the stuff...
So while Miriam slowly suffocates, Ava just WONT let up with the constant Carmilla abuse. Don't make me delete your gravestone, YOUNG LADY!
*giggles* NAAWWWWWWW!! Seeing the dogs all snuggly on the end of the beds is SO CUTE, and just NEVER gets old! <33333 Although I wish sims could go to sleep with them lying there, I mean we sleep with my cat who is as big as a house on the end of our bed (or other places on the bed, its HIS you know), ALL THE TIME!
Downtown again, Carmilla took Ephemera for a bit of meat-market scoping - you know, to check what kind of choice cuts were out there and stuff. *inverse chauvenism* And this walked past: WOOO!! MY FIRST ACTUAL COUNT VAMPIRE-DUDE SIGHTING SINCE THE CULLENS STARTED! EEEE! Well, apart from Count Cullen, BUT HE DOESN'T COUNT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! *laughs* Steely blue serial-killer eyes. If you're not gonna go the Topaz Butterscotch, this is a TOTES good second choice!
Carmilla: My my MY!! Anker is HOT!
Ephemera: Why YES! Yes he IS..!!
Oh lawds, are we gonna be opening the next update with MOAR FIGHT!?!?
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