Cullen The Herd 4.3
CAUTION: 60 screenshots for 3Mb download action. My normal incessant prattle, uncensored nudity, a lot of death (no seriously, a LOT xD), and as always, THE SUPERNATURAL! DUN DUN DUN..!
Previously in Cullen The Herd.. Charles got et before he cound impregnate Carmilla with babies, but my computer was COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SURE that they were otp and the babies HAD TO BE and so crashed before I saved and thusly BABY IMPREGNATION!
And Bessie ate THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. It can no longer have any possiblity of raining men, because Bessie ATE. THEM. ALL!! >_<;;;
On this update's Cullen the Herd, we find out that Ephemera is a RACIST!!!! WTH 'Phemera?! You've never even met a Servo. RACISM!!!
And then she gets up and is treated with a view of the arse of iliketoplaygod 's Hector. AND DOES NOT WANT! Ephemera, what the hell, did you lose your taste gene along with your last love? HE IS NEVER GETTING INTO ANY OF MY LEGACIES, IS HE?! >_<;;;;
Oh hai Anker (baykkinz )! Being a good beyond-the-grave daddy and showing up for Evie's birthday I see. :D :D I LOVE YOUR FACE I AM SORRY YOU GOT ET! So loyal, even in death. <33333
Man I so need to do a family tree for the Cullens *laughs*
Awwww!! THESE GUYS ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER, NO?!?! Dammit. *sigh*
They were amicable with each other but that was as far as it went.
OH MY LORDS! I've never before seen a cutscene for a baby grow up before! Actually I don't think I've ever seen a cutscene for a birthday ever. COOL! And so cute! :D :D
WEEEEEEEEE!! AREEVIIIIIIE IS THE CHAMPIOOONNNNS MA FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNND!!! AND WEEEE'LL SHEEEEEEE'LL KEEP ON FIIIIIGHTIIING TILLL THE EEEENNNND..!
Wow Genevieve, I didn't realise how PALE you were, how did this happen? ANKER! Were you totes scandinavian or something? xD
Anker, are you playing with the cans again?
And yes, with all the rest of the stuff going down in this shot, THAT is what I'm wondering about. xD xD No one cares about Ghost!Abi or that Count Spankulot is ripping NOTHING - IDK, air?! O_O - to shreds.
Hector: *has no idea where to look*
OH!! Check it out, its not Anker, its Tristan (dragancaor)! HAI TRISTAN! You look so happy my bb, green looks good on you too! Which I guess is a small consolation since you're DEAD. ^_^;;;;; But I am glad you can get your musical urges out even in death. <3
Meanwhile, on her what, 5th birthday? Genevieve prematurely tests the possibilities of getting impregnated by Hector later on down the track... You gotta check wieght and firmness for potential fertility, its totes important. ^_^;;; HEY I CAN STILL HOLD OUT HOPE, I DON'T CARE HOW INNAPPROPRIATE, OKAY!? xD
AND FINALLY!! SUCCESS!! Its still generation four by the way I work out generations, and so we've managed the deadline. HURRAH!!! GO GO PLANTSIM HACKS!!
ENGAGE MA BB!!
Sup, Brando! I named him after Marlon Brando. Why do you ask?
Cause in the short story, 'Coppola's Dracula' by Kim Newman, Francis Ford Coppola makes 'the film for which he will always be remembered-an adaptation of Dracula starring Marlon Brando as Dracula and Martin Sheen as Jonathan Harker.' Which is totes Apocalypse Now! Only shot in Romania instead of the Philippines.
AWESOME?! I THINK SO!!
Carmilla insta-rolled the want to get all flirty with Brando. But apparently Brando unlike his namesake was having none of it.
WELL FINE, BRANDO, WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!! GTFO!!!
Actually ^_^;;; I realised miliseconds after I pressed MALE on the option, I realised we can't have any male adults in the house... ^_^;;; WHOOOOOPS! So Brando actually did have to move out. *whistles mega innocently*
So since Brando was out, I got Carmilla to fashion another, and this time I rememebered to make SURE she was a girl.
BON JOUR, SAYA! :D So named for the main character from Blood:The Last Vampire. Which I LOVE the movie of, have the graphic novel and am kind of HORRIFIED at the live action movie they've made of it. O_O;;; WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THESE SHENANIGANS, EAST WING HOLDINGS!
I so don't get the current trend of remaking very VERY new movies. The original is only nine years old! AND LAWDS don't even get me started on Hollywood remaking new movies from other countries. Okay I KIND of get it if its in a different language and they want to go in a different direction with it. I SOMETIMES get that. Although they screwed up The Eye >_>;;; But what's the point of remaking Death At A Funeral, for example? O_O The movies' like a year old. Its in english. I'm sure it was released in the US.
SENSE. THIS MAKES NONE.
Um, anyway, SAYA HAS PRETTY TUTU!
And Saya is immeadiately AWESOME. AWESOME I TELL YOU! She ran about fixing everything in the house that was broken, starting with her fellow Mr Roboto toy :D :D
I had NO idea you could even fix the sprinklers (or that they were actually broken when they did that weird spurting thing xD) until she ran over here and autonomously fixed this sprinkler. AND she did it without getting splashed so malfunctioning. See? AWESOME!
Oh, btw? This is the new Postal Employee who took Ganesh's prematurely vacated job. Her name is Opal Knudsen, and she's AN ELF. I GUESS I CAN ACCEPT THE DEATH OF A MUSTACHOID GOD as long as an elf came along as his replacement.
Oh noes! Its not much longer now, Anna. *pouts* She looks so serene and ready to meet her fate though, sitting stoicly, watching the waves... *bittersweet tears*
Carmilla: ARMAGAD, I'M PREGGERS!!
Saya: *was not programmed to deal with this and stands dumbfounded*
Genevieve: Are they gonna clean that bath or what?
Uh, Red (dragancaor )? Tristan, the man version of you already died to Bessie.
NOT. YOU. TOO!! >_<;;;;
Although, kind of ironically, it was Red's rule to put a Cowplant where it is as a challenge... *dies* LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO YOURSELF, WOMAN!
THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW. IT HS COME TO THIS, BESSIE. IT HAS COME. TO THIS!! *fences her with wild abandon*
Well, not really THAT wild.. Kind of have to keep in budget.. But still, WITHIN BUDGETED ABANDON!!
Oh yes, look at the textbook Cullen bonding with 'the enemy' ... Next she'll be asking the LotP to move in and sleep on the foot of her bed >_>;;
Bathory! Leave Miriam alone. She has a quiet want to churn out zillions of brilliantly crafted masterpieces. And she's the closest thing I have alive to you. So I'd like to keep her that way, TVYM. *rolls about*
Eeee! I have NO clue why but I love watching Servos recharge. Something about them sucking the electricities from the environment around them. I don't know why, tehre's something oddly comforting about it. IDEK I'M WEIRD OKAY.
Heehehhee! Apparently Bathory enjoys it greatly too. That's a huge smile you're sporting there my spectral love.
GOD SO CUTE!! <3333333333 I miss you, Baby. *huggles*
OH SHIT!! That wasn't recharging Saya was doing before. *freaks*
PS: GOODNIGHT BATHORY! SLEEP WELL MY PHANTOMLY ONE!
Saya: BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINS..! And Valvoline... BUT MOSTLY BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINS..!
Saya: OR THIS WILL DO!! *inflicts massive electical pain upon her engager-turner-onerer-person*
And apparently it was so good, that later on after Ephemera had had a shower and finished preparing some juice for the family, Saya came back for more.
GODDAMN THIS NEVER GETS LESS CREEPY! >_<;;; BAH GHOST SOCIAL BUNNY! Also I have no idea who its here for. xD Possibly poor Ephemera since all her true loves kept getting consumed by our unrelentingly hungry Bessie...
Also kind of looks like the RubbishBot is spinning them, no? xD
*wonders if anyone has ever modded a roomba to look like one of these things*
Ephemera, once more sizzled to an ashen crisp, takes her pain out on Miriam and promptly breaks her neck, whilst Carmilla watches in CREEPY passive observation.
JEEEEBUS, how do sims work mang?! Her neck surely HAD to have broken? O_O;;
Rampage over, Saya finally broke down officially in the currently vacant Nursery.
ABOUT TIME, WOMAN!
Whilst Carmilla set about repairing the wayward Servobotmachine, DEATH showed up to play the last game of fetch Anna would ever indulge in.
*weeps* NUUU ANNA!! *is right there with Coraline, howling at the moon sun*
Saya fixed, she baked a celebrationary cake for everyone to tuck into. Although apparently with a touch of malice. Maybe her rampage and subsequent breakdown was her way of escaping this poverty stricken bush fire prone existence? Had she happily retreated to a sickly sweet dream of electric sheep?
Dude, why would they dream of electric sheep anyway? People don't dream of actual sheep normally, they might COUNT them to to get to sleep (which I don't get either that seems a pretty bland end to your day) but they don't dream of them. What's your deal, Philip K. Dick? Broken analogy is broken..!
Um, so about that cake... It didn't APPEAR to be made with cheese...
But when Carmilla's water broke in the convenient and popular legacy location of the bathroom, THIS HAPPENED:
AND YOU BETTER BE TELLING THE TRUTH HERE, SIGN.
World? Meet Frieda! :D Named not after Frieda Kahlo, she so was not a vampire you guys xD But after the more 'carefree' of the Gellhorn twins in Hammer's Twins of Evil.
I LOVE ME MY CRAPPY HAMMER FLICKS! I AM NOT ASHAMED! :D :D
Carmilla: Hon! Hold your baby sister? I've got at least one more wiggling about in here...
Ephemera: *takes her like-pigmented half sister with family-sim levels of glee*
Me: Wait what do you mean 'at least one more'?!
Genevieve: HOLY CRAP IS THAT TINY WORM BABY MY AUNT?!!??! BUT SHE'S AS BIG AS MY HEAD?! HOW DOES THAT WORK!?
Miriam & Saya: *would face palm if they did not run the risk of ruining their cakes*
And, thankfully for me, meet Frieda's little brother: Jim!
*giggles* Where is the name from you ask? Its from the prank Jim played on Dwight in 'The Office' american version. xD There was a bat in the office, Jim pretended to get bitten and turn into a vampire freaken the CRAP out of Dwight. LOVE IIIIIIT!
I'd totally forgotten about it and baykinz dared me to name the next boy after that! And since I'd totally been ALL OVER jtph_jo's Count dare, HOW COULD I RESIST!? xD
The Cullen current core family. A portrait.
Four generations of women, and one tiny little boy.
Genevieve: GLOW WORMS! :D
At this point I decided that Miriam also totally deserved true love, and as her kids weren't going to be counted towards being heirs since she's VERY early on down the line, I didn't mind who she found. Whoever it was I'd just have them be together and happies because this would PLEASE ME GREATLY. And thusly it was her turn at the wishing well:
And thusly, auto generated Brice Soung fell from the sky. He's a raver with flat hair and a rather bland expression, BUT:
WE HAVE THREE BOLTS! Who am I to get in the way of that kind of attraction!? No one could anyway, its like the power of super glue plus gaffa plus bubblegum-when-in-your-hair adhesion. That kind of power can't even be torn asunder by a supernova. YOU KNOW IT!
So the three bolts appeared, so mote it be.
Well, okay the house is getting kind of squishy, and Count Spankulot had done his job. Plus he was getting FREAKEN ANNOYING with his newly aquired taste for ripping up furniture. So I figured, why the hell not?!
So I had Miriam sell him to her true love. So he could take a piece of her home with him. Also cause he doesn't live anywhere he'd be come a stray so Brice doesn't have to deal with having no furniture due to it all being RIPPED TO SHREDS. But we can ignore that part and go OH LOOK PRETTY MIRIAM "GAVE" BRICE A PUPPY! kk?
GANESH! ;_; My lords Bessie you could at least TRY to not look so pleased >_>;;;
GANESH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? I thought you were a benevolent god?! *pouts*
HI KNIGHT! We haven't seen you around these parts for a while... Uh, what areyou doing there to your Aunt Miriam?
Maaan, this whole family loves the family on family kiss of vampiric life WAAAAY waaay WAAAY too much.
Miriam: I AM SASHA FIERCE!!!
Knight: That's not how you do it, Aunty! I'll show you the COOLEST way to Bleh! *sticks head through arm and into armpit*
Knight: OH YEAH! YOU MUST ALWAYS BLEH LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING!!
Anker-the-Ghost: WTF WHY DOES SHE GET TO LIVE FOREVER?!?!
Wow, I really need to find me that no baby lecture hack. What on earth are you lecturing Infant!Jim about anyway? He's asleep, he couldn't hear nor understand you even if he WAS old enough to talk. Did Knight suck out your smart as well as your life bloods?
Saya: ELECTRIC SHEEP BE DAMNED! COUCH SURFING IS WAY MORE FUN!
Miriam? No offence honey but you would think you'd now what you're doing with infants by now, basically being around to bring up several litters of them... SUPPORT THE HEAD, SUPPORT!!
Miriam: 'Tis never too early to let the robots do the work. ^_^
DUDE! This way leads to damnation and the astrologically named colonies who don't know they're named for western astrology breaking up due to massive war with their robotic children until ultimately all the Servos want to has babies with the humans for some inexplicable reason I have no idea I couldn't watch that series it made me crazy. Even though now my Dad is watching it again while I'm here 'keeping an eye on him' for my Mum while she's away I'm finding it good. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!?!
Sup self? Way to be contrary.
ARMAGADS WHY ARE THE POLICE HUUURRRRRR!?!?
Find out next time, cause we're at 60 screenshots. MUHAHHAA!! xD XD
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