Cullen The Herd 4.4
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CAUTION: 58 images for a 2.6Mb download. So its a little shy of 60, but its CLOSE okay? Vampires, violence, sexy times and carcinogens. xD
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Previously in Cullen The Herd.. Carmilla had babies the 'traditional way;' Miriam found her non-pixel trade TWUUUUU WUUUUUV and then incestually recieved the kiss of eternal deathly life; Knight showed us ALL the newest, coolest, HOTTEST way to bleh; Genevieve was cute and clueless and a MYSTERY POLICE CAR SHOWED UP AT THE HOUSE! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT?! ITS A MYSTERY!
So here we are in the mystery police car. And ~MYSTERIOUSLY~ the policewoman is sporting and interesting hair style. I'm pretty sure that its not really regulation... Although I feel I'd be more inclined to watch [COPS] if more of them had deliciously long flowing locks... SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT, TELEVISION STUDIOS! :D
But it matters not cause its not like she's catching criminals, she's dropping off new dog mens! :D :D! Sup Westenra?! :D :D A dog I made to share at pixel_trade based off of one of Munchies' smaller breeds. xD You can totes download him right now if you want. :D
Westenra + Saya? IMMEADIATE mates. Your power supply super core is showing, honeyfacewomandroid ♥ IDK why but I LOVE It when that thing sticks out. xD
EVERYONE!! HAY!! HAAAY!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAY!! EPHEMERA IS HOME FROM HER CRAPPY JOB AND WOULD LIKE TO MUSICALLY REMIND EVERYONE THAT SHE IS A FAMILY SIM!
IDK, I kind of like it when they come home and do this. xD I mean she's got a crap job, they've no money, she's been alive only nearly as long as her young child has been alive, her Great Great Aunt is the same age as her due to the death of her many beaus and yet she can still play the "Every day is a musical" game?
You GOTTA appreciate that kind of tenacity.
Hey Jefferson Jethro (lauriethemuppet ), the ladies love to look at you, so why are you looking down at your own hands?
Oh I see! Nice magic devious fingers you got going on there...
Ephemera, MailGirlWho'sNameIForget & Myself: *OUTRAGE!!!!*
Even though he's stealing an old paper so he's in a WAY doing us a favour, although he's cheating the Cullens out of some much needed future compost. Which will fertilize their yard which will in turn fertilise their minds and/or their wallets.
So, when cast in that light, I say again: OUTRAGE!!
Wow, CuteElfinMailLady really gets into the cussing Jefferson Jethro out... Poor Ephemera, I think she's just doing it cause the MailGirl is, cause she's clearly not doing it right. Pointer finger out check! Righteous rage, not so much...
Ephemera: Am I doing this right? AM I?!? :D You've got a really nice rack in that uniform, you know? :D :D
N'Awwww, I think maybe Jefferson Jethro wanted something else out of this exchange other than an invisible mouldy newspaper. Look at his sad little face. A bittersweet victory if ever I saw one.
THATS RIGHT MY PRETTIES, MAKE FRIENDS!! GOOD GOOD FRIENDS... SEXY TIME FRIENDS! :D
Not that I don't enjoy Coraline and St John, its just that they're not the INTERESTING that I was expecting from the Spawn-Of-Demon-Mop and a silly Dalmation.
*Voyeuristically spies on Ephemera whilst she sneaks in a secluded sunbathe*
Uh... Lets just.. Step away you guys...
SHIELD YOUR EYES!~!! YOUR RETINAS WILL BURN!!!!
I got Carrigon's hack to prevent the horror of Bathory's burning up in the window to ever happen again (and so that Carlyle wouldn't have a handicap in Date or Incinerate -- look how well THAT turned out) but now, NOW, Miriam uses it as an excuse to run outside and show the world her true form. Sweetness, you might SHINE LIKE DIAMONDS, but far out we need some SERIOUS eye protection to look upon your tan-line preventing positioned form.
Speaking of burning, guess who managed to do so under the cover of so much foliage? And apparently she's HAPPY ABOUT IT O_O;;;
Carmilla: YEAH I AM FIT AND IT MEANS I GET SOME AIR TIME!!! *so elated she has a stroke*
I have NO CLUE what Maxis were thinking with this animation. WHY does the left side of their face get all slack-jawed when they flex? o_O
MY FIRST MOUTHWATERING ORANGES!! So juicy, I could pick one now! *tries*
Speaking of fruit -- Whooops!! Guess who clicked on grow plantbaby accidentally again..? ^_^;;;;; Still hidden_kitten's plantsim replacement installed mind you. Which I guess is okay cause then all her plants have the same father..? xD
World? Meet Reinhardt..!
So named for Hellboy the Narrator from the Fallout franchise Fire Lord Sozin Marshal Nalhober Johner from Alien:Resurection Linda Hamilton's sewer-dwelling-boyfriend, Vincent the rather questionable character of muscular awesome from Blade II.
Genevieve: Hello little brother! Just sit a moment whilst I check your skirt for doodoo, k?
Reinhardt: Eheheeee *sweatdrop*
Okay I don't care what anyone says. The water wiggler? Some of the BEST VALUE you'll get out of any item in the game. FARK I LOVE THIS THING! *giggles mightily at Genevieve's facial expressions*
Brice is back, and I couldn't handle his look at the time so I made him over... Not exactly successfully but he looked better and more interesting than before... ^_^;;
And then they ran down to the 7/11 to get engaged and become forever young. You know, as you do.
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTICAL SPOT THEY COULD EVER CHOOSE FOR THIS EVER, Y/Y?!
LOL LOL! Bryce is such a super goof. ♥
And how do we celebrate this? By the traditional "break Miriam's neck" ritual that's so common in the Cullen family. *sigh*
The girl gives as good as she gets though... LUCKY HE'S IMMORTAL NOW IS ALL I CAN SAY!! o_O;;;;
N'Awwww! After all this time she's never had her cherry popped. See, I told you guys that Anker stayed true to Ephemera and didn't actually hop in the sack with Miriam.
Aaaaaand... Then after waiting ALL that time she and Bryce go for it the first time in a change rooms. Classy.
PUBLIC OPINION ON THE LOVING?! Knox Starling (simkittensims) says HELLS YES!! But Xander Spoon (javabean_dreams) is DISGUSTED AND OUTRAGED. Outraged. And. Disgusted.
Bryce: DID YOU SMELL WHAT WE HAD COOKING IN THE KITCHEN!? THAT was the PINNACLE! *links fingers and breathes it in*
Teen Shopkeep: WOOOO!!!!!!! *hyperventilates*
Nathan Peet (dothesmustle): *bemused by tiny shopkeep and attempts to look down her top*
Knox Starling: *Still Excited!*
Miriam: Oh that was everything I ever dreamed..! *random good witch animation*
Hot-Shop-Owned-Lingerie-On-Miriam's-Person: *is sullied and defiled*
Knox Starling: *is over it*
Meanwhile. The Count stands alone.
Apparently, the signature Cullen power designed to draw everything in... Works less than well on fireflies. What do you expect honey? Their original function is to sparkle.
Back at the ranch, Reinhardt being the cheatie Plantsim that he is sits about serenading his older sister.
DUAL BIRTHDAY TIME! :D :D BRING IT ON! *wants to see what new Generation Four editions look like*
Saya holds up Jim, blows his candles out for him (lol dirty), then sets him on the floor where he promptly falls asleep and she grabs herself a piece of cake. Which I assume she can presumably eat because its light, fluffy and has creamy icing to help it smooth down through her parts like an Apple Sauce Sandwich.
But frieda does not deny us her pretty! WOO FRIEDASPLODE!
♫Sleep with one eye BOTH EYES ooooopen. Grippin' yer pillow tight. Eeeeeeeeeeeeehxit liiiiight. Eeeeehnterrrrrrrrr niiiiiyiiiiight. Taaaaaaaaaaake my haaaand..! Off to never never land..!♫
Thanks for freaking me the HELL OUT, Genevieve. O_O;;;;;
Obviously retroactively embarrased about her lack of ability to grow Jim up, Saya attempts to hide him under the furniture.
Frieda: I wish I had a new little brother to replace the one we can't find anymore.
FRIEDA SPAAAMMMMS!! God she is so cute I LOVE HER. Everyone if you want cute sims, breed with simkittensims's self sim. THE PROOF IS RIGHT HERE! xD
NUUUUU WESTENRA AND CORALINE!! STOP FIGHTING I WANT PUPPIES! *cries*
Oh, okay phew! It's just Coraline and her grandpa. :D
TRISTAN! Leave Carmilla alone. The two of you were Wishing Well OTP. Its not her fault you got distracted by Bessie's outdoor street cake.
I said stop it! You're dripping ectoplasm on the tulips. They're real not fabric so we'll never be able to rectify that! >_<;;
I don't even know what these were supposed to be. Obviously the burn doesn't help but... Cupcakes? I can't see how you'd stack them like this... Bean cake? I don't think sims make bean cake and I don't recall downloading Bean Cake from anywhere...
Man now I wanna eat sweet bean cake.
Ugh... Well apparently its gross whatever the heck it is... Ephemera's face kind of puts me off wanting to eat anything now... ^_^;; Check out the sleepy sleepers of Miriam and Jim. Also note: JIM IS STILL AN INFANT >_<;;
God he's like the boy that wouldn't grow up. Except he's a tiny tiny babe and has no concept of having food fights and flying around stealing hands from fancy pirates which spur them to throw never-run-out-of-wind wind-up clocks into the mouths of alligators.
A book about a tiny baby sleeping on a rumpus mat doesn't really have the same ring...
Just checking in. Yeaps, Frieda's still gorgeous!
Saya: I AM WORRIED!!!
I don't know what about, because she's usually got gold or platinum aspiration, but she's constantly, unrelentingly wringing her hands and simulating the lamentations of the women that Conan spoke so deadpanly about.
Perhaps its delayed womandroid guilt for being completely fail at aging up Jim?
Uh, Ephemera? Don't you feel like you're baked enough? Don't you remember the mystery cake things? DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE THOSE? ~NOT DELICIOUS~!?!?
PS: Jim..? Still an infant!
WOOT! Frieda can poop. :D :D *proud of her little Kat babie's achievements*
Oh yes, and Jim? Still an infant. You know, just in case you were wondering...
Meanwhile Reinhardt demonstrates EPICAL FACE action by escaping a crib that I'm unsure how he got into in the first place.... He's a plantbaby, they don't need to sleep. O_O;;; Maybe he was trying something new? Or Saya is just projecting onto him and has decided that he's a toddler boy of around Jim's approximate visual age and so is CLEARLY Jim.
Being stuffed under the chaise lounge just bleached his skin and dust bunnies invaded his hair is all, right? RIGHT?!?!?!
Come and listen to a story 'bout a 'bot named Saya, A poor womandroid, barely kept her family fed, Then one day she was diggin' for some gold, And up through the ground came a fountainous... Something to do with water that rhymes with gold..!
Water that is, H20, Adam's Ale...
Say it with me: Jim. Still an infant.
Hey there Alexander Alexi, who I found out is actually Augustus Alexi. OOOPS! Sorry about that honey, but that's for reappearing all hotlike from beyond the grave so I can print this correction. :D
Bathory's Bessie victimised co-worker from donkeys years ago: BLAH FAMILY SIMS *crosses arms and seethes*
GAWDS, where's Jennifer Love Hewitt when you need her. WOMAN?!?! SHOW UP WITH YOUR DISPROPORTIONALLY LARGE BAZOONGAS AND YOUR PRETTY 50s CUT DRESSES AND HELP THIS DUDE MOVE ON, k thx?
And also while you're benevolently helping the needy, give me your wardrobe. I'd be much obliged to you. :D
Oh and finally, PS? Jim? Still an infant.
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