Cullen The Herd 4.5
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CAUTION: 61 images for a 3Mb download. So its a little shy of 60, but its CLOSE okay? Vampires, violence, sexy times and carcinogens. xD
Previously in Cullen The Herd... They gots a new dog, Westenra! :D Ephemera failed at telling off invisible newspaper thieves; Carmilla had a stroke and an accidental plant baby; Miriam got engaged and then turned her non- pixel_trade lover; Frieda was ADORABLE and JIM. REFUSED. TO. GROW. UP.
FINALLY, TWO DAYS LATER, JIM GREW UP AND GRACED HIS WITH HIS SADDENED PETER-PAN-DENIED EYES..!!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!
*wasn't at ALL frustrated at this child*
ALTHOUGH eleme made a really good point. The longer he takes to grow up, the longer he gets to stay in the house. HE'S A TRICKSY ONE, IS JIM!
Frieda: YES WELCOME TO THE AGEGROUP, BROTHER! I have compossed this symphony in your honour. *belts out on in five notes*
Bloody hell, Frieda, COULD YOU BE CUTER!? I fear not!
Uh... So afte that triumph - on my part - Jim gets off to a GREAT start to toddlerhood...
Geneiveve: OH NOES MY UNCLE JIM! *stressesout*
I'm not the only one that indulges in MASSIVE Frieda adoration. Seriously the girl certainly does NOT lack for love in this house. And how could you resist that face?! And her sweet sweet tempered nature. There's just no way!
HOLY SHIT I TAKE IT ALL BACK THIS IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT! O_O;;;;;
*was so scared of the close up that I made it the teaser*
But she's still adorables, so we'll forgive her the fact that inside her adorable shell lives a black hole of infinite death and consumption.
LOL CONSUMPTION! What is the right word for that anyway? I couldn't think of it and consumption was a way better option than Consumation... *innocent*
OH MAAAN Geneiveive, I hope this is a sign of things to come <33333 I've been trying to get his arse in a Legacy of mine for about nine generations across the board >_<
NINE! Hector (iliketoplaygod), why you gotta be so hard to get? *pouts*
Jim?! Are you in there? Jim?! I see your legs..? *hunts* MAANG Westenra is the cutest dog ever until you see that he could easily eat a toddler in one go. O_O;;; His brain is probably the same size as a toddler! O_O;;;;
Speaking of Jim: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?! O_O;; Not cute toddler is NOT CUTE.
Miriam: Now say Miriam... MIRRIIIIAAMMMMM *bears fangs prettily by accident*
Frieda: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME *hides face in paw*
SERIOUS tan is seroiusly tanned. It is no laughing business. Not even a corner of the lip curled grin. Its brown, its real, and it's probably cancerous.
Luckily Sims can't die of cancer and thusly I never stop Ephemera from baking all she likes. Just like those gingerbread that God made in the Filipino legend - which, btw, I once read in a high school TEXT BOOK and had to go up to the Principal and submit a cease and desist warning. WHAT THE HELL in a text book? Yeah cause all those God fearing filipinos TOTES fully believe that God had an oven in which he baked all man-kind. THAT'S FULLY in the bible... >_>;; Well okay sure the seven deadly sims isn't in the bible either but come on! WTF people interpreting legends and stories told to kids at bedtime as facts.
And yeaaaaaaaah... I was one of THOSE kids in High School... *innocent*
Reinhardt: DON'T TOUCH ME!!! Except do cause I called you over here cause I wanted attention. BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, OKAY!?
Reinhardt seriously is the most disagreeable toddler ever, which is in my experience REALLY strange for a plantsim...
Genevieve: I take this fishing caper seriously. As seriously as the cancer my mother does not have. THAT serious.
Me: *bes elated that most of Geneiveves fashion choices are blue for reasons that will be revealed later - although have already been revealed to some*
Genevieve: *grits teeth* Imma bag that goddamn Gold fish yet. And them I'm gonna wish us all out of this backwater..!
Yeah, I'm never gonna bother getting another sim born of this generation as a chance for heir. She's got it in the bag like nobody's business. Well, I guess its everyone who reads this legacy's business, including everyone in the houses business and mine and my boyfriends since he has to put up with me yelling about her escapades...
Um, I did say it was LIKE nobody's business?
WHAT THE HECK?! WHO LET A TOWNIE COME IN AND SLEEP IN THE BE---- OH WAIT! False alarm, its Ephemera. GAWDS I am so not used to her being this colour.
And I had that reaction more than once... ^_^;;;
*facepalm*
TIS TIME TO ANNIVERSARATE REINHARDT'S BIRTH! Which means the poor dear will be with us for mere moments longer and then he's gotta get out and face OBLIVIOOOONNNN..! And by oblivion I mean he's gotta move in with his other uncles and great-uncles etc. ^_^;;
'Sides, I hear Oblivion isn't actually that bad. Sure the missions are hard but no one ever locks their stuff up and you can take whatever you like. What's any old Tom, Dick and double-chinned Prince Sean Bean's is yours!
WOOO LEAFSPLODIE! :D
Aww Miriam, you're a little late with the support my lovely, but THANKS FOR THE EFFORT ANYWAY! :D
And now we're finding out what he looks like under that plantieness. None too shabby I don't think? :D He resembles Count in a lot of regards but you can so see how he's Ephemera's brother. Also. ELF EARS!! *delightedly tweaks them*
LOL! xD xD Also, what the heck you doing outside with a baby's bottle, Saya? O_O;;;
A little to the right there, 'Evie... But also thanks for your belated, rather silent (or would it be rather ptthhhhhhhb sounding?) support. I AM SURE REINHARDT FELT IT KEENLY!
...Cause, uh, that last stoner shot of him is the last you'll see of him pretty much ever. Except for when he's thrown up into Cullen: The Tree and the Harvest post. ^_^;;
UGH! Ganesh is back from beyond the grave, and he's detirmined to make his displeasure felt. Either that or Ganesh is a trickster god and he decides scaring tiny little girls half to death is more fun than a Johnny Depp in a Giant Squirrel costume. More fun than a collar clip even. *gasp*
Miriam: I'VE JUST REALISED, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT, AND NOBODY CARES! FOR SHAME!
But its all okay cause moments later this happened and she had puppy sex to write about. Well okay puppy EVENTUATING sex.
Except it wasn't. It was merely recreational as it appears that Westenra and Coraline don't know how to do it right... HEY GUYS? You've formed the wrong positional configuration.
Jim: Even I knew that, and I'm two.
My my my, how far we've come. This is the exact same lemonade stand that Deacon sold lemonade at to help feed his family four generations ago... Same stand, VERY different backdrop.
Okay, Jim having schooled the puppies in correct puppy making positions... Although with the unfortunate lack of Miriam about to journal every single bow, wow and dust cloud... LETS TRY THIS AGAIN!
SUCCESS! On many levels! :D :D
NEWS FLASH FOR THOSE LIVING UNDER ROCKS: Robots make shit nannys....
Saya: I have a bottle for Frieda. Where the fuck is that mewling ball of meat? *fumes*
Uh. WHAT?!?! O_O
WHAT THE HELL?!?! How does this even happen? Its not like she could've gone back in time and killed all her family or something. A) She's a toddler B) She's Saya's family, C) Saya is a robot. DOES NOT COMPUTE(R)!
The Poor Late Anker Baykinz ( baykinz ): WOOO MY BED WHICH ISN'T MINE AND I'VE ONLY EVER SAT ON FOR ALL OF TWENTY SECONDS IS AWESOME!
And then after that random attachment party, Anker ran off to attend the CowPlants Anonymous for The Recently Deceased. And Jim decided to show us all that his spine is made of jelly.
*freaked out by contortionist baby*
DON'T WANNA BE... RE--RE--RE--REPOSSESSED..!
Frieda: YAY I GREW UP AWESOME! :D :D
Frieda: You admre my beauty.
Yes I do. *loves*
DeadMiyuCullen: GET OFF MY LAWN, LITTLE GIRL!
Frieda: *Concienciously climbs out of bed before peeing herself in fright*
Miriam: What have I told you about soiling the house, Frieda? Do we have to go out and buy you some goodnights? REALLY?! At your age?
Miriam, you'd think as a supe you'd see your dead sister and be NICER about this... Cut the girl some slack, k?
But she didnt' cut her any slack at all, she kept on lecturing her because Miyu KEPT ON FREAKING FRIEDA OUT. She got in and out of bed four times in a row before she finally fell asleep in the doorway, too exhausted and soiled to even move. ;_;
At least Miriam took enough pity on her to mop it up out from under the poor tiny girl and not, you know, rub her nose in it as a lesson like you would a dog or a cat or something. Seriously the amount Miyu had it in for the poor girl if she wasn't a child she would've been DEAD two scares in.
THANKS FOR WAKING HER UP ANKER, FARK! What the heck you guys are you all jealous of her beauty?!?! Been listening to WAY too much Nick Cave? All beauty doesn't actually have to die you know, last time I checked Kylie Minogue was still out shaking her tail feather in gold lame pants in a quite convincingly not-dead manner.
Nice skull you got there Miyu, IDK if you could've pulled off baldness though with that weird peak you've got going on there.
Saya: HOW ARE YOU SO ANALYTICAL ABOUT THIS?! I CAN SEE HER BONE!
Right, well, now we'll wash away the horror of the evening with some FUN! :D :D You wiggle in that water, Genevieve. :D
Wow, Spot the Leader of the Pack, you're BAD ASS. *sniggers*
In case you're wondering, yes he WAS running excitedly with his tongue hanging out in uncontained abandon to join 'Evie at the water wiggler. The werewolves in this town are such big girls blouses.
SAYA WHAT IN THE HELL TANTRUM?! You can't give birth, you're a robot.
STOP. WATCHING. BATTLESTAR. GALACTICA..! Its filling your head with clear and present nonsense. *sighs*
N'Awwww, I love these two and their relationship. They're completely more like sisters than Aunt and Niece. They also dress completely like chalk and cheese but they're actually very suited to each other and like-minded.
TIME FOR A PARTY GENEVIEVE!! :D :D
Genevieve's Birthday cake: *cerealplodes*
Her birthday is greeted with... A mixed bag of reactions... ^_^;; Excitement from school friends and her Grandmother, hunger-fueled indifference from her tanned mother and exhausted ignorance from her Uncle Jim...
Maybe its in an attempt to cause 'Evie to be well adjusted?
Is it just me, or are these children a little TOO over excited!? O_O;; Saya you been slipping them raspberry cordial?
Saya: I like it when they run around in circles until they overload their circuts and then fall over. I'm yet to see any of them spark though. I need to aquire more test subjects. I put an ad in the local paper that Frieda has Chicken Pox. We're expecting a party of 40 to show up soon for my to ply with more red navigational system distruption liquids.
THE FUCK?! You been corresponding with GlaDOS Dork?! O_O *stress*
And Genevieve transitions into questionable clothes that are not blue. I OBJECT! Everyone tastefully averts their gazes: Except for Carmilla's new portrait. HER EYES. THEY ARE WATCHING!!
Genevieve's festivities over, its now time for the very much late bloomer Jim. FINGERS CROSSED HE ACTUALLY AGES UP THIS TIME YOU GUIS--- What the heck is going on with Genevieve's head back there. Is that what I think it is?
OH LAWDS! She's got the accursed teen head tilt. Anyone else look like her head's been removed and photoshopped back on, BIGGER/FASTER/STRONGER? I mean, I clearly have the technology.
Bwahahhaa I love taking shots like this, its like being paparazzi. But in a HARMLESS non-prosicutionable fashion. :D
The Cullen Women in: FIVE WAYS TO BE OVERLY SUPPORTIVE..! And other stories of over compensation and limelight stealing from the actual event at hand.
Child!Jim. Less freakish looking as a child than as a toddler, I am VERY pleased to see. Although I guess he never looked like any of THESE CHILDREN:
And for that I think we can ALL be truly thankful. *quakes in boots*
Although, terrifyingly, the last one looks like my Uncle Don. Which means, potentially, I COULD HAVE CHILDREN FROM MY ACTUAL REAL LIFE LOINS THAT END UP LOOKING LIKE THAT. O_O;;;;;;;;;;;
Note to self: Not that you ever would, but never EVER feed any children of your own baked beans, pork and beans, or any derivative or product thereof.
Greg's Addendum: Especially not while you're shining a red light in their faces.
Nett's Further Addendum: Okay, so no child of ours shall ever have red lights shone upon their person for any reason, especially from below.
Greg's Final Addendum: Well, not while there's baked beans on their plate...
Oh dear, at this point Frieda's scare tally is sitting at 9. And I really think from her now apparently ~*DELIGHTED*~ expression, it's nine too many times...
Nine SERIOUSLY too many. *stress*
Genevieve's early teen makeover. I have NO idea what I was thinking. O_O;;;; But the hair is totes cute on her at the very least :D :D
WOOT WOOT! Carmilla's portrait is complete! This is the only legacy of any of my legacies that actually has proper heir portraits (or does at this point at any rate).
I can has a TINY pride.
Especially now as Ephemera's has begun! :D
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