The Behr Legacy 2.5
Want to catch up? Behr Legacy Update Collection Post
CAUTION: 62jpgs = 2.9MB. One possibly NSFW nude shot. Only one?! This 'frightful trend' is becoming a positive dearth! *pouts* Oh yeah + the usual language, adult themes, and expected questionable parenting, etc. ^_^;;
The Sixth installation of Generation Brown of the Behrs starts off with ~INTRUIGUE!!~
WHO IS HASING A FIGHT ON THE UPSTAIRS BACK BALCONY?! AND WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR THEIR INTERNAL VERTICAL TELEMETYRY!?!?!
Awwww, Rufus. So you lost a fight to a HUAG white wolf. Its okay, you don't have to hang your head in shame in the corner. Its hard to take on a large, pretentious-stereotype-encouraging multinational company. *pets*
Awwww, there's no point crying over burnt muffin, Muffin. Besides, what you've created is the EXACT shade of Pooklet's Brown-Black aka Shrapnel. COLOUR PALETTE, WIN!
OMG THE ELEVATOR DOESN'T AGREE THAT IT IS WIN, AND HAS DECIDED TO TAKE UP A CAREER AS:
*gasps for suspense*
...
THE ELEVATOR OOOOOF DEAAAAAAAAAATH..!
*ominous piano*
*jarring cymbal crash*
Lemon Pepper: May I ... Have the day ... Off of schoooOOoOol... I'm feeling ... A mite..... WOoOOoooozeh...
No you may not, I'm sorry. You're alive, therefore you must go. ELSE YOU BE TAKEN BY A SOCIAL WORKER! THEY KNOW NOT OF THE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCE! And you're WAY too awesome to be stolen from us. SO GIT!
Gawds, Elfin Magic. You, and your health >_>;;
OOOH! BODY MAX! One step closer to LTW achievement action!
*boogies and conveniently forgets all about recent eyerollage*
ARMAGAD!!! BIIIIIIRTHS!!!! JUDAH-FLESHED BB PLEASE? :D
HOLY MOSES. ANOTHER SINGLE BIRTH!? Game? Who are you and what have you done with MY installation?! O_O
May I present to you: SENSIBLE HUE! :D
Who is so sensible that you're pretty much not going to see him till he turns into a toddler. He didn't grumble, he didn't fight, his needs were taken care of before he knew he had them... Which is rather UNLIKELY in a legacy, am aware. But not exactly the most interesting thing to screenshot in the history of Sims, I'm sure you'll agree.
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, SIM PROGENY. TOO SENSIBLE AND THANK-GOD-FOR-THAT EXISTING = YOU'RE BORING AND THUS PROBABLY WILL NOT BE HEIR. Batshit only. You got it?
And she's maxed DANCING..!?? *fabulous*
IDK what she maxed, but clearly it felt EPICORNADO!
Wow that was lame...rnado. Epiconsoon? Epicsauce? Epiquake?
Speaking of Epiquake: MAX LOGICS! :D
And now after all that MAXIMATION, its time for some sink your argyle socks into the carpet trashy chick-lit liesure.
Who's jealous!?
Well don't be, because while you're reading about the rippling pectorals of an over-oiled tic-in-his-square-jaw lothario - JUDAH IS DREAMING OF WOMEN (Surinim Choose by choose) OTHER THAN HIS WIFES! And also you're apparently invisible O_O
For definitions of you: See Fin.
Uh, even once Fin DOES gain visibility, he's heart farting about Norah Inkstained-Stars (inkstaind_stars ) while he clings onto his torso and subconciously wonders why its not over-oiled.
Meanwhile SOMEONE has to keep the shop stocked, or no one will be able to afford baby formula or other heir-maintaining sustenences. Which are gonna be useful cause:
MORE BBS! BEING MADE. RIGHT NOW.
Lemon Pepper: In essence, you're saying that I'm being subjected to this arcane testing system that I'm clearly over-achieving in it as it is so rudimentary, only to have all efforts wasted as I shall be resigned to a position of elder-child daycare due to your rodent-like activity? You'll forgive my run on conversational sentence structure. I'm struck anti-dumb.
Rufus: SIEG HAIL LEMON PEPPER!
Lemon Pepper: At ease, soldier.
Oh lawds, this shan't lead anywhere good...
HOLY SHIT!!! ELFIN MAGIC HAS ACHIEVED LTW SUCCESS!!
AND SO EARLY IN HER LIFE!
Judah? Did you just take a jealous aspirational hit?
Judah: My wife is perpetually fulfilled and the smell my boy-child is emmitting is not at all sensible T_T;;
Awww! The whole able-tosit-at-a-table portion of the family are sitting at a table, eating a meal, SIMULTANEOUSLY! I love it when this happens. It so rarely does. ♥
*revels in the mundanery*
Uh, that's not cheesecake, right?
Uh JUDAH!?!? What I think you just saw isn't what you saw, is it?! O_O
OH GOD! ITS THE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT, AND ITS FLASHING ITS MASSIVE MECHANICAL SUCKING SPHINCTER EYE OF VACUUMINOUS IMPREGNATION.
Goddamnit. And not on Elfin Magic either so the child will be ineligible for heir.
JUDAH!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
Post freak-out about Judah's complete and utter betrayal, I still was worried about his needs and ruminated about the lack of the LotP with simsforaranya. Since I've played ahead QUITE mightily and STILL not ever seen the LotP. I THINK SHE'S RIGHT!!
SO ANYWAY... Back on topic and track and groove: Anyone else rather terrified that Lemon Pepper seems to have perfectly honed her ability to maintain a completely passive exterior in the face of debilitating news?
Oh. That was fast. You're back are you? Gave up your goods like your life depended on it I suppose. Damn knowledge sims and their need to KNOW. And... Be known >_>;;
Judah: Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!
Judah: I didn't even know boys HAD a squiggly-spooch. D:
Well I hope they treated it nicely, and that you had a perfectly lovely time, partook tea and crumpets before they took part of YOUR crumpet and all... AND THAT YOU'RE CARRYING A SINGLETON IN THERE.
Wait, singleton sounds like an entire town. I TAKE THAT BACK, I MEAN JUST ONE. A SINGLE ONE, NOT A SINGLE TOWN'S WORTH.
Oh god, do you think I took too long in catching that?
The magical mixed emotion carousel of reactionary reactions from friends and family.
A study.
Masochist.
Wha?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND, CHILD!
Oh so they DID offer you tea and crumpets for your crumpet I see? So good you'll not only recommend but condone it to your blood.
Though I guess he WANTS to be a were wolf, so there's no accounting for sense along with all that knowledge.
Judah: So while we're all naked and you're brain's functioning in a singular direction of foggy headiness: I thought I'd break some news...
Uh, so the filename on this screenshot is "takeafterurfatherandcomealone." Do I even want to actually think about what I meant by that?
Speaking of the father of the foetus: Fin? Not only does your husband ALREADY own that t-shirt, but he owns the gestating foetus as welll >_>;;
I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS AS EVIDENCE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH TOO MANY BABIES. Don't you think I wont. >_<;; Do not want five kids, especially when two would be non-heirable, kk?
Although that would make it easy to choose who would go into the hair poll... Uh..
DO NOT WANT FIVE KIDS, OKAY??! >_<;;
Huh. Abner. How did that name manage to get in there. Isn't that vintage maxoid?
WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO GET YOUR FIRST BORN DAUGHTER INTO EXACTLY?!
It's one of those russian schools that teaches women how to bag themselves sugar daddys and business oligarchs, isn't it. DON'T LIE TO ME.
I mean look at how much he enjoys little girl's rooms. THIS IS WRONG.
*makes a stand*
You know what else is wrong? Lacing his lobster with crack, you guys. I know you want Lemon Pepper to be taken care of in her adult years, but really this is too low even for you back-yard diggers.
RESULT!!!
Uh. I think.
*might revisit that knee-jerk elation*
SENSIBLE HUE IS A PRISONER! TODDLER!!
I'd like to say that from now on you see WAY more of him. But that'd be an out and out lie. And I'd prefer not to lie to ya'll. Its not my fault, he's just TOO sensible.
*fingers crossed for teen rebellion*
Lemon Pepper: Yes! Perhaps a private educational institution shall - ooh .. Woozy...
~~THE SPIRIT OF NEW GALAXY~~: Eeeeexcellent achievement. Let us celebrate by ripping this whole goddamned place apart. Starting with this amigurumi mummy. HANDICRAFTS ARE FOR THE WEAK.
Elfin Magic: Is Sensible Hue TOO sensible?!
Uh, your daughter is busy ripping the limbs from crocheted idols of long-dead pharohs, and you're worried that your son is infused with sense?!
...And not worried that he's stoned?!
*half expects to next see him crawling Trainspotting-sans-the-whole-dead-part-style across the ceiling*
Elfin Magic: What are you prattling about? There is SERIOUS BUSINESS going on here. Serious business being done even. In the potty. Potty business. *lip purse*
/me includes wibble face because its AWESOME
Honestly, Judah. By the looks of your face, I believe your feelings can be summed up by the reverent words of poor, put-upon Serverus Snape:
Photoshop-Filter-Abused-Fanfiction-MPregnated-Snape: *shared horror* †
Judah: If you learn to walk then you too will be well on your way to morning sickness of your very own, son!
Sensible Hue: JUST LIKE DADDY?
...............
Oh that's TOTES from New Galaxy, Y/Y?! Money for services rendered?
Lemon Pepper: Hrrmm... Consumer price inflation this month appears tame at the headline level but the core rate seems to have unexpectedly jumped. The headline CPI is coming in flat, following a 0.1 percent decline last quarter and matching the market forecast. -- OH LOOK! The Phantom is STILL wearing his underpants on the outside of his spandex bodysuit. How novel.
YUS! I love catching the dusty pawps. :D Just an in-game day to go now, little one! :D
Yeah, you heard me foetus. ONE. Merge conjoined twins style for all I care, just be a single identity, kk? *runs about desperately in the same broken record's groove*
Crawling into bed, catching sight of your Significant Other and exploding comical hearts around the shop? I SO know how that is. *squeals from shared experience*
Yeah, she's STILL engrossed in the financial climate report. I kinda wish New Galaxy would posess her body at this point - she could inappropriately laugh at the obituaries or something equally tragically calamital. You know, for some lols.
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YOU, ATHENA ISELA MY DEAR, ARE A MASIVE TEASE. Filet Mignon? Or from the looks of those servings Énorme Mignon? DO NOT MIND IF I DO!
SOOOOOOO HUNGREEEEEEEE.......
*craves the meats*
Parenting with the Behrs: A Triumph!
*inserts sarcasm mark*
Although, uh, He DOES look kind of pleased about this. Cat food DOES have a heck of a lot of nutrients in it, maybe this IS sensible after all?
Sensible Hue: WHY AM I DRAWN TO PLAY WITH THE TOILET WATER!? THIS IS NOT SENSIBLE! *fights urge*
And with that unexpected turn of a toddler fighting the man, I bid you, for this update at any rate: ADIEU!
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† You guys don't even want to KNOW where I found that. Or where jtph_jo & baykinz found that to be correct... >_<;;;