The Kohler-Wielle Legacy; Generation Red 3.8 - aka The Recap/Filler
Caution: 36 images for a 3.6MB download. REALLY sketchy descriptions of what happened as it all happened over a year ago... A strong need of completion as fuel. Death, sexual references, adult themes, language, violence, supernatural themes. The works. xD
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The last update of the Kohler-Wielles was posted on the 27th of July, 2009. AUGH! I had about four updates worth of images minimum, but I figured considering what happened I didn't want to post EVERYTHING as I'd not be able to do it justice. But I didn't like it all just hanging where it was, and so: WELCOME TO FILLERTOWN! Population: This Update.
Edwin the poor, poor plantsim bit the proverbial, in the bathroom when he was next to be voted off the Crimson Tide island.
But it was okay cause Syrah adopted this happy happy stray named Rascal.
Rascal was obsessed with expelling bodily fluids of every and all kinds.
And wrecking the joint. Good times.
Syrah and Jory got really really close on their own vollition.
As in REALLY close.
Meanwhile, Theo took his untimely death out on Stellan.
Unfortunately for Jory, he didn't get close ENOUGH to Syrah and met his maker - or unmaker? IDK - in the hot tub the next evening.
Leaving Stellan the last man standing, and winner of Date of Incenerate.
Oh, and, yaknow, Syrah's heart and all that jazz...
>_>
>_>
Upon the conclusion of the challenge, Syrah tried and failed abysmally to bring the poor bot back.
So gave up on it completely to indulge in a great lot of heir-making practice.
The challenge over, there were a few other new inclusions to the household. Like Cube & Valencia (Syrah's parents for those just tuning in). They're still ridiculously and hopelessly in love forever and ever, amen.
The inevitable heir pollination was attained.
So Stellan showed her a shiny rock, cause sparkling like diamonds always impresses the ladies. Popular culture has taught us so, yes yes? :D
The entireity of her family attended the wedding. Well, everyone except the vampires, who I'd say were there in spirit but knowing Lyna and Craven they were probably doing it in one of their coffins.
Syrah & Stellan held the wedding ceremony in the graveyard, so their undeadly departed were on their minds. All the tombstones of the annihilated suitors watched on.
It wasn't totally sick and twisted in my head when I did it, okay? xD
Suitor-bot lackign in co-operation, Syrah & Stellan got themselves a new 'baby,' a female robot named Rose-Myrtle.
Rose-Myrtle pretty much equated to a bundle of supercute failboat.
I rest my case.
The other inclusion to the household? Syrah's cousin, Gules. I missed her and she was jsut SO damn adorable I couldn't resist psuedo double-heiring it.
Cube continued to be unmistakeably awesome.
And not long after moving in, Gules managed to get herself abducted.
But its not like I didn't completely understand their NEED to have her. I like to think she went into the light and after all her hollering and complaining they sat her down on fluffy cushions and fed her cucumber sandwiches and tea. :D *delight*
Back on the island, Syrah gave birth to a little girl.
The first of the pink gen! Maroon-red hair, Orange-red eyes, and answered to the name of Tuesday. Alas, not Next, but we can't have everything ^^
And after an initial scare that Stellan would be cheating on Syrah after ALL they had been through - I discovered that Gules was a lesbian! I was pleasantly surprised and hurled her in the direction of the wishing well to wish herself a sexy girlfriend.
Instead the Wishing Well decided to supply Gules with a Mustachoid Bandit.
But a Mustachoid-Bandit that scrubbed up naaaiiice.
Real nice.
Alas! I can't remember her name and I never wrote it down anywhere >_<;;; I AM SORRY BEAUTIFUL MUSTACHOID BANDIT! I recall vividly being quite enamoured of you though, if its any consolation? ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;
This is a true and accurate representation of the entire of Tuesday's infancy.
Her parents were way way too busy sexing each other up at every opportunity.
Oh, and playing poker.
Even in a snow drift.
I didn't get it either.
But she grew up into a toddler with total attitude despite - or perhaps because of xD - her generation's colour scheme.
Though I admit those razor cheeks scared me at the time xD
But she always looked so serene asleep on the carpet. Clearly old habits die hard ;)
Meanwhile, Gules' alien pregnancy was MASSIVELY FREAKY SHIT.
In comparison? Tuesday was the MOST adorable ever! ^_^;;
But thankfully, it seemed to FLY by.
Two little non-heir alien babies of yay were born! :D This is Cerise...
And her brother, Clouseau :D
And then this happened to the entire hood >_<;;;;
This and a mess of other commitments have meant I haven't re-installed anyone into a hood or started again. BUT I MISS THEM, and so have every intention of starting them up now that the hurdle of all those updates I thought I needed to do first has been dealt with. YAY! :D