The Ouroboros Round Robin: Round 1.3
CAUTION: 60 shots averages around 3mb to download :D Coarse language, soft language, language made of sandpaper, language that's been rubbed on the previous language... Oh and language that appeals to baby puppies!
Exactly who are we showing off your crepe suzette prowess to here, Fred? The great outdoors? The windowsill? Are the mouldings particularly riveted by your match-lighting form? You look completely stoked so I guess whatever pleases you pleases me..?
THIS, HOWEVER, DOES NOT PLEASE ME! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
FRED I CREDITED YOU WITH SMARTS IN THE FIRST UPDATE, DO NOT MAKE ME EAT MY WORDS AND HAVE YOU DIAF! *cries* I mean, okay, so all the heirs are born already so your job here is already done, but... T_T I AM NOT THAT HEARTLESS!
Oh yeah, thats right, this was in the middle of a party.... *cracks up* Nothing like the hostess setting herself on fire to assure a Roof Raiser.
Fred: OH THANK THE GODS..! *relief* THAT would've been an embarrassing way to go.
Firelaydee: Wow, this chick's arse is pretty fine... I'd give it what... a nine? *assess*
Fred's Photo: YEAH CREPE SUZETTE! *thumbs up*
Blonde Party Guests: OH OUR POOR HEARTS! FETCH THE SMELLING SALTS! DOES NO ONE HAVE ANY COMPASSION ON OUR POOR NERVES?!
Nanny: *bes in Blair Witch Project*
Uh.. Fred? HELL NO..!! O_O;;;
WHO LET THE DOG IN?! What the hell its just all WOO IMMA EAT THE TV! LOOK AT ME EATING THE TV!!! ARE YOU WATCHNG!? ARE YOU?! And NO ONE IS! O_O;;
Not even Ripp who is in fact WATCHING the tv, but is in fact oblivious to the dog attacking the very thing that's occupying his attention.
Sense. This screenshot makes none.
Wait wait wait wait.. Hold the phone here a minute. No seriously, hold it. HOLD IT..! Are you two sure you're both pleasure sims? O_O Because you both appear to be spending time with your tiny human worm babies and enjoying it. Mendenbar is even freaken glowing from the experience. O_O;;
Trust Ripp to teach his kids about 'The Birds and THE ELEPHANTS.' ♥
Cerealplosion..! Special alien skill or parlour trick learned from Kazul?! I'm not sure Mendenbar's ever even been IN Cimorene's bedroom where Kazul's cage is so I'm gonna go with special alien skill... It clearly is unfazing Fred so perhaps she was privvy to MUCH cerealplosion whilst the aliens were busy wrangling with the complexities of the female reproductive system vs their normal abductee test cases.
MOAR CEREALPLOSION! Hypothesis confirmed, its CLEARLY an alien skill.
Daystar: CRAP! WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED!!!
Wait, does this mean that, as well as being an HUAGNORMOUS ravenous dragon in disguise, Kazul is also an alien?
Daystar: LET ME OUT NOOBCAAAAAKES BEFORE I CONSUME YOUR SOOOUL..!
Man you could fit that whole mitten in there... O_O;;;
Ripp: ARMAGAD THE WATERS..!! HOT HOT! COLD COLD!! THE TAP WOMAN, DON'T MESS WITH THE TAPS WHILE I'M IN HERE!!!!!!!
Fred: *glee*
Wow, I had no idea you loved baiting him so much, Fred. The many intricacies of your complex relationship: REVEALED..!
In an interesting portent of predelictions to come: it's time to do the hokey pokey, boys..! :D *watches them jiggle and dance*
Mendenbar & Daystar: WHOA HOW AWESOME ARE WE?!?!
That's right, get super excited right now guys, but you see your bedroom and its pretty nursery walls? I AIN'T CHANGING THEM. xD YOU CAN LIVE WITH THIS FOREVER TILL YOU'RE ADULTS AND MOVE THE HECK OUT. I like it, k?
I promise to otherwise do a boy-esque makeover. Hey, its blue?
And do you know why I'm not gonna go to all the trouble of completely redoing their room?! WHERE ARE THE ELF EARS?! Is this TINY little point all I get!? Even with Fred's HUAGNORMOUS ears of HUAGNORMITIY?! I AM FEELING GIPPED PEOPLE!
Aww poor little one... I let her homework lapse a little bit and she went down to a D... ^_^;;; And thusly every day she'd get home and facepalm. It was totally cute so I kind of... Didn't attempt to fix it for some time, just let her not get lower than the D...
>_>;;
Why would you ever let your daughter go to school in this!? Honestly do you WANT her to get picked on forever!? Although she seems cheerful enough and DID come home with Cimorene so I guess she's not having any problems making friends...
IS IT OPPOSITES DAY!? Maybe I'm just not giving her enough credit and she's THE most popular girl in school and if she sas crazy rubber duck inner tubes are in, then HOLY LAWDS YOU BETTER WEAR YOUR INNER TUBE!
Mendenbar: VICTORY Covert Bed Jumping is MINE..!
This makes me wonder if Ripp isn't actually Mendenbar's father, I mean come ON product of two pleasure sims much?! Maybe Ripp has allium cousins! *le gasp* Wouldn't THAT drive his father crazy? MUHAHAHHAAA..!
Cimorene: *shoots brother without even holding her sidearm*
Daystar: OMG YOU BITCH! IMMA COMMIN' BACK TO HAUNT YOOOOU..!!
Cimorene: And from then on they called me da Sodiepawp Kiyid..!
WITNESS! KAZUL'S BID FOR FREEDOM!! The planets aligned and the trifecta needed to facilitate her escape glowed brightly...! Her cage, Cimorene's bedroom door and the backdoor, left wide open by someone born in a tent... AND SHE WAS OFF TO SLEEP ON POTS OF GOLD AND BREATHE HAPPY SMOKEY DREAMS..!
(I know in real life aka in the sims if they escape the house they just fly back in, but her constant demanding for food was DRIVING, ME. INSANE. So lets all pretend that she actually flew off and I didn't just go ALRIGHT SCREENSHOT OPPORTUNITY and then put her and her cage into Cimorene's inventory as soon as she flew back. And that will just be our little secret... AND if you tell ANYONE that bush is there any different I will come to your house and I WILL CUT YOU!!!! K?)
Butterflies? Its the wrong season for you to be here...
Shouldn't you all be, I don't know, dead?
*innocent*
DO ALIENS HAVE RHYTHM? Y/N?!
The answer!? N!!!! But don't they make up for it with enthusiasm?! Bless their little cotton socks. D'awwwww.
Hear that moonlapse ? Cotton socks. That's the phrase. Not pilling, season-innapropriate, woolen socks...
Just sayin... *whistles innocently as though she didn't accidentallyonpurpose bring up the topic of 'Socks of Nett Rage +5' or anything*
Cimorene, despite the fact that her brothers have hardly any opinion of her whatsoever, is VERY supportive of their smustlin' shenanigans. ROCK ON LITTLE BROTHERS!
Nanny!? Who are you playing this game of "Where's the mooose?!" with?
There's no one here. Are we just keeping you around now because you've finally gone completely senile and so we feel responsible? That's very... Conscientious of us.
Mendenbar can has being inverse Edward Cullen. He be spying on le vampires and he sees them when they're sleeping... AND he sees them when they're awake...
LYNA! It is the middle of the day woman, GET THEE TO THINE COFFIN!!
I swear, worst vampires ever. *headdesk*
Mendenbar, asleep in his parents room on their couch... Where they do a lot of questionable stuff pretty much whenever they have a spare minute. Or even when they DON'T have a spare minute... Dreaming about himself looking upset... Abandonment issues? *frets*
OH MY LOL! I love the HOLY CRAP MY INTIMATE THOUGHTS WILL BE REVEALED action whenever sims are writing in their diaries and someone wanders into the room. Mendenbar is a SENSITIVE little snowflake. ♥
Amusingly, the only other sim I think I've ever had autonomously write in their diary is...
Wait for it...
CUBE! *dies*
Wow Fred, you're kind of a sore loser... Its just rock paper scissors against your 8 year old.. No reason to call down a smote from the almighty... ^_^;;; Especially cause she's kind of my favourite for heir...
Daystar is COMPLETELY one of those kids that is instantly good at whatever he wants to do. This is the first time he ever cast a line into the tiny pond I dug in their backyard and he pulls out a fish as big as his torso.
I'd be all annoyed at him and such, but COME ON how adorable is THAT face!? And in his pajamas too! <33333333333
Whoa... Talk about people who are insta-good at whatever they decide to do... Young Headmaster is very definitely young.... Time to get the kids into private school!
Doogie Howser HM: *critically assesses tiny back yard*
Cimorene: I hate you headmaster, and everything you stand for. A plague on your house.
THE TERROR OF THE CREPE SUZETTES..!! Okay so its Ripp, not Fred, and he's facing the correct direction... So lets hope for a moar better outcome this time...
RESULT!!!
Well, kind of result. Only 32 points for Ripp's awesome food of FIYAH?! Total gip! I've never ever had such a high schmooze score though. Fred and Ripp? You smoothies!
Also poor Cimorene, by this point I was actually TRYING to get her grade up from a D and it just WOULDN'T budge! O_O;; I couldn't find homework or anything that she hadn't done on the lot or anything so I had NO idea what was going on but it just wouldn't go up even though I always got her to do homework as SOON as she got home...
YAY!! BIRTHDAY!!! Iits time for Cimorene to experience extreme teen angst. =D
OKAY GUISE I JUST DIED FROM NOT SURPRISE.
Of COURSE she's a cheerleader. OF COURSE. I had had an outfit for her teen years all picked out for her to make her over with after she transitioned, but there was NO WAY I WAS CHANGING THIS! xD PERFECTION: CIMORENE CAN HAS IT.
Two seconds as a teenager and she's prospositioning her Mum's work collegue with bondage games -- who happens to be iliketoplaygod 's Hector. Hector is FREAKEN AWESOME and needs to get into the Kohler-Wielles. Observe:
THE CHEESE SMUSTLES ALONE! ♥ ♥ ♥
Fred? Focus darling... Your incredibly hot husband is having a bubble bath (lol Ripp and your bubble baths *pets*) which you could join him in in those sexy times that you're always ALWAYS jonesing for... And instead you're not even looking at him and messing with your ds?! PRIORITIES!
And now, I give you, a whole MESS of Hector spam. Because this dude rocks my universe. Seriously. LOOK AT HIM GO..!! Ball of Stink™ wishes he had these kind of moves, instead he just feeds his sorrow by consuming the left over Crepe Suzette.
NEED. HIM. IN. THE. KOHLER-WIELLES.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK THAT FRED?!!? HE'S CLEARLY THE KEWLEST IN THE UNIVERSE!! THE MIGHTY MIGHTY UNIVERSE! O_O;;
Hector: *does the funky chicken*
Me: *fans self* MY HERO! ♥
Okay. A child sim. In one of my games. Autonomously cooked a muffin. And. It. Was. Not. Burned. See what I was saying about Daystar and his ability to do everything well?
simsforaranya showed me a photo of River Rowan cuddling her little brother and I thought it must've been an apartment life intereaction or somethng and she was all NUU ITS BEEN THERE FOREVER, GO MAKE YOUR SIBS CUDDLE!!
And so I tried.
And got this extreme GTFO DO NOT WANT BITCHES for my trouble. *sigh*
Welcome to the cliche-ed school cross section. The ditzy older cheerleading sister, and her twin alien over-achieving brothers who got into private school with a landslide.
Oh yeah, I've got me some stereotypes. *starts a sitcom*
POOR THING! She cannot has academic achievement ;_;
You're not getting Fs, that's a consolation right, honey? Yeah? It is?
To cheer her up, I thought OKAY CIMORENE, LETS GO DOWNTOWN SO YOU CAN CATCH YOSELF A MAN! And headed to the local Poker and Karaoke dive... Whereupon she made a beeline for the karaoke machine to attract the mens with her siren song...
SCRATCHING. CATS. DOWN. A. BELIGERANT. BLACK. BOARD.
Even I was squealing "HUUUURRRYYY UUUUUUP" half way through.
/me can has Mr Squiggle reference that only Aussies will get xD
Though this apparently tone deaf guy LOVES him some jailbait... Isn't he the one Fred wanted while I was on the quest for Ripp!? Here's to you Mrs. Robinson?
Speaking of Mrs Robinson... Crumplebottom, alone at a cards table making eyes across a deserted portion of the room at Hot Blonde Downtownie... Possible OTP??
Crumplebottom! You old cougar you!! I see those shifty eyes..!
Whoa, okay, guess that lovin' feeling was totally mutual... Taste also runs in the family?
CIMORENE RUN!! HE SPARKLES!! ITS NOT GLITTER!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS DESIGNED TO DRAW YOU IN..!!
Oh lawds, look at her face, its too late, she's DAZZLED! Mesmerised by his.... Mesmer... ^_^;;
Oh. So not a vampire then... Is that secret sims code for 'Unemployed'?
OH HAI KOHLER-WIELLE CAMEO! :D :D *waves to Angie and her creation, Sunshine the Servo* You know I think its illegal for Servos to play cards guys, having the upper hand mathematically speaking... It'd be as though a hot mechanical Dustin Hoffman was playing -- only (s)he'd have even a greater upper hand cause of the pre-programmed feminine wiles.
PS: If you squint you can see HBD's red shirt at Crumplebottom's table. OH YEAH he totally tapped that..!
Awww look at the little biker elf... He's got such a crush on the little culinary cheerleader.
But apparently he's the most disgusting individual to walk the earth. Why exactly did you serve him your delicious bass with squash then, darling? DON'T GIVE UP YOUR JUICY GOODS IF YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE GOODS.. uh... -EE! *learns her*
Cimorene: LOL Whatever *chills*
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