Yay, my girlfriend and I got in a car accident last night, she was drunk off her ass too so the impact scared the shit out of her. But yeah, I had to bend the broken parts away from my tires so I could still drive it. Only injury I got was cuts on my hands from bending shit. What really sucks about this is I just got step 1 of a system in my car. ( Read more... )

So yeah, guess I have a girlfriend now, this one girl I hooked up with a while back, she called me out of nowhere the other day and said she wanted to see me and stuff and next thing you know, I'm off the market. It's kinda fucked up cause I like her but I know I'll never be in love with her, so do I embrace the inner emo, move on and go sit in the ( Read more... )

AZURE GOT MARRIED!!!!!! MARRIED!!!!!! Aubrey too but that doesn't surprise me but Azure got married. So much for me ever winning her back. I had a date with a stripper tonight that said I looked and sounded like Vin Diesal, I should be happy, but Azure called and I took the stripper back to her house so I could talk to Azure. Hell I'm even on mega ( Read more... )

I've been very busy lately but since I got a wicked strand of stomach flu, I've had the chance to sit down and catch up on some things. But yeah, I'm still alive. That is all.

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Tonight I realized that I am in the middle of a depression again. I thought I was okay, things weren't good but they weren't bad. For some reason and I have my ideas, I can't get a girlfriend, I could have sex with any number of women but that's not what I what so I stopped. Right now of all the girls I know, 2 have girlfriend potential but they ( Read more... )

SO yeah, there is this girl, I've been talking to here for a long time now and I really like her, like a lot, but the thing is, everytime we are supposed to do anything together something comes up. This has been happening for too long and now I'm starting to think those little paranoid thoughts are really true, maybe she is a devoted friend of an ( Read more... )

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Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

5 parts humour

1 part leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lovability if desired!

Personality cocktail
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I watched the surreal life 2 marathon all day and ate food, if only I had sweatpants and a tub of ice cream I could be a depressed fat

So yeah, I'm paying for my internet now and have a roommate lined up, now all I need is an apartment of some sort. So yeah, new screenname is "DrunkPizzaBoy" very fitting I think.

I'm going on hiatus suckas. No more internet for me until I find my own apartment which is a lot harder than I thought it would be.

In other news, I'm working on dating a bartender, my best friend is always sleeping with weird drunk guys, I work all the time, and I'm involved in some sort of weird ass love square, bad soap opera style.