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sake is the original demon liquor.
Remind me, please, to judge how much sake I've had to drink by how many actual liquid ounces I've had, not by how buzzed I feel ( Read more... ) -
I'm not dead!
Everybody yey.
I will say this.
San Francisco Bay is FUCKING COLD.
FUCKING.
COLD.
Try not to capsize in it m'kay?
Or if you do, don't wear a fleece that adds fifty pounds of water to your weight and prevents you from climbing back into the boat. >___o -
ay me.
Figsauce: oh, Aragorn. A day without seeing you is like a day without sunshine.
[RAINS]
Figsauce: damn. I could use a martini right about now. -
oh, teh figdrama burneth yea verily.
Cafeteria--
Aragorn: [listens intently to iPod]
Figsauce: [peeks]
Aragorn: [peeks]
Figsauce: [avoid]
Aragorn: [avoid]
Figsauce: fuckety mother fuck fuck fuck [waves]
Aragorn: [winces]
Figsauce: *kri* -
this just in.
Oh my God.
I just figured it out.
Tom Bombadil... is Tolkien's Gary Stu insert into his own fandom.
...
That's so wrong.
Also: I just explained butoh dance to someone as "mimes on crack". I'm waiting for the postmodern performance-art wonks to tear me a new one for that line. -
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If I were three inches tall, THIS IS WHERE I WOULD WANT TO LIVE. -
this is not an entry about KP.
I'm not bitter about KP ( Read more... ) -
this?
This is madness!
THIS! IS! DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETA: madness? This. IS. KARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...