My many letters to Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I bought porn for serpensmalange (-10 points). In May I turned themightyonion in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Thursday I gave winged_death a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thecainkingdom (-5000 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5033 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
fihunt
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I helped thisbe across the street (6 points). In June I gave thecainkingdom a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I pulled over and changed deacon_smith's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-670 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
fihunt
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I turned nessaseregon in for littering (3 points). In September I bought porn for themightyonion (-10 points). In November I gave barghest1031 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (63 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
fihunt
YES PLEASE!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February eddie_luvs_yuki and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I donated bone marrow to soundplay in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I gave modernsweep a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (900 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
fihunt
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped diabolical_halo across the street (6 points). In October I put money in thisbe's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month thecainkingdom and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (669 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
fihunt
Yup... I rule Canada