So David's boss says "Well, if you can wait another two months, its for sure, really, we mean it this time.. I'm super cereal about it
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There was an episode of south park where Al Gore appears to warn the people of South Park about the threat of Man-Bear-Pig, a creature half man, half bear, and half pig. He does a slide show.
For some reason I cannot fathom, he keeps saying that he is 'super cereal' about the threat of Man-Bear-Pig, I can only assume he meant 'super serious' but the guys at south park decided Al Gore needed to sound very very homosexual.
Sean is all about coming for the visit. What do you think is best.. Driving in Friday and leaving Sat night.. coming in Sat morning and leaving sat night? staying weekend??? just let me knwo what will be best you you three... we are fine with anything. Our friend from here may be moving there Monday so we may hit her up too... *hugs*
Well, we aren't planning on leaving until Monday or Tuesday of that week, so there really isn't any time constraints for you two. We've got a space for you to sleep, so long as a futon in the living room is okay. *stupid grin*
There's no game that weekend, which is for the best, because while I'd want to drag you along, I wouldn't want to do that to Sean.
Now, I just need to figure out how to get rid of the oger.. I mean... Robert. *Cough* You guys will have a great time ripping him apart. Big, dumb, and thinks he's smart and clever.
Whoa, what happened? It was a matter of 'we're moving back to Philly-town because that's where the job will be' to 'fuck that noise.' Whaaaa?
Also, my brother will be vindicated - he made me watch the ManBearPig episode so I'd understand SuperCereal references... and now I have. And also the importance of shitting out pounds and pounds of fake treasure.
The long and short goes a little something like this. *Crack knuckles*
David: I'm moving Philly for this job, family, and because you guys scare me a little.... Boss: Woah, no, don't go. Here, have a $50k a year job! David: No way! I'm totally into that! If this job isn't cool, maybe I'll stay at this job for a while and get a MUCH better job out there with my new shinny resume. Boss: Yeah.. Uh... Sure... Just, you know.... stick around for a while and um... Sit on your thumbs praying. David: Wait, what? Boss: Maybe, you know, in a few months we'll dangle this promotion over your head again... *Dangle dangle* David: Well then, fuck you and your mother, and lick an onion. Boss: Oh, okay, well, here's lots of severance money. David: Awesome! Mena: WOHO! *Packs like a bitch*
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(Also, what does "super cereal" mean?)
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For some reason I cannot fathom, he keeps saying that he is 'super cereal' about the threat of Man-Bear-Pig, I can only assume he meant 'super serious' but the guys at south park decided Al Gore needed to sound very very homosexual.
Anyway, hilarity ensues.
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There's no game that weekend, which is for the best, because while I'd want to drag you along, I wouldn't want to do that to Sean.
Now, I just need to figure out how to get rid of the oger.. I mean... Robert. *Cough* You guys will have a great time ripping him apart. Big, dumb, and thinks he's smart and clever.
Tina told me today she can't wait to meet you!
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Also, my brother will be vindicated - he made me watch the ManBearPig episode so I'd understand SuperCereal references... and now I have. And also the importance of shitting out pounds and pounds of fake treasure.
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David: I'm moving Philly for this job, family, and because you guys scare me a little....
Boss: Woah, no, don't go. Here, have a $50k a year job!
David: No way! I'm totally into that! If this job isn't cool, maybe I'll stay at this job for a while and get a MUCH better job out there with my new shinny resume.
Boss: Yeah.. Uh... Sure... Just, you know.... stick around for a while and um... Sit on your thumbs praying.
David: Wait, what?
Boss: Maybe, you know, in a few months we'll dangle this promotion over your head again... *Dangle dangle*
David: Well then, fuck you and your mother, and lick an onion.
Boss: Oh, okay, well, here's lots of severance money.
David: Awesome!
Mena: WOHO! *Packs like a bitch*
And that will be the story of that.
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