who wants to trade lives with me? i can guarantee you'll end up losing a lot of weight without having to do all that much exercise ( Read more... )

so. bev's new rabbit? now gone in a blur of fur, guts, and gore. death by yipping and nipping (it was attached by mini-pinschers and a jack russell puppy) -- what an inglorious way to go ( Read more... )

hanging out with my mother's side relatives (cousins, aunts, uncles, and all) is usually fun for me, mainly because people are really down to earth and don't mind being stupid. this year things were even livelier than usual. for one thing, my 47-year-old aunt not only admitted to having a boyfriend but is introducing him to everyone later this ( Read more... )

i spent the better part of the 23rd and the past 2 days roaming through malls with friends and, boy, did i learn a lot of stuff O.O

- when someone describes you as a hipon, it is NOT a compliment.
- it is possible to put jake off of coffee... for a few days anyway.
- the guy in those the face shop ads is a korean soap star and actually has an " ( Read more... )

sometimes my mom just drives me INSANE. my brother drives himself home at 130 in the morning after drinking all night and she doesn't say anything but when i get home at 1230 she goes ballistic. her kababae-mong-tao line is such a load of crap. fuck. way to ruin an evening mother.

i can't believe i made it to christmas vacation with my sanity still mostly intact. wow.

okay. see? now, if you ignore the torrential downpour and just pay attention to the temperature, *this* is perfect christmas weather :D ( Read more... )

the problem with studying with promil children is that while the class itself becomes pretty cool i end up feeling completely inadequate afterwards. so now i'm going through teenage angst once more, wondering about what i'm ever going to do with my life, two and a half years behind schedule. i feel quite bereft, i am sure. why couldn't i have ( Read more... )

okay, for all the whining that i do about dr. a's class requirements, there's really no denying that the man is goshdarn brilliant.

i'm dying.

not literally, but... seriously. argh.